[knot2loud]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

The Bible is God's Holy Word. He gave it to us so we may know him and have that personal relationship with him.

I believe in God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Ghost.

...and I like music.

I look forward to the "Blessed Hope."

[iLLogicalisAgnostic]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I'm an Agnostic Atheist, which I see is intentionally missing from this satirical forum thread.

Anyone who can use their brain knows not to accept anything without a fair amount of evidence which every religion seems to lack. I suppose this makes me Atheist, since I do not have belief in any god or gods. However, if a god could provide evidence for me that s/he/it exists, then I will gladly follow such god.

Saying you know a god exists blindly without evidence, or saying you know none exist blindly without evidence is ignorance.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

But how then do you explain the Bible? That's our evidence, chum.

Please note: you are not the first person to come up with the hypothesis that ancient people just made it all up to justify their prejudices and if you think that's going to dent faith then think again.

[YOLOthatsthemotto]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I'd take a man's anus over God any day of the week!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I'd take a man's *uncleanness deleted* over God any day of the week!

Making you a typical atheist.

[Chaz1218]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Making you a typical atheist.

And how exactly does that make him a typical atheist

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

And how exactly does that make him a typical atheist

Atheism is about nothing more than having no rules so you can do anything you want, whether it is banging a stray cat or a rugged-jawed European man dressed in fuja with an expensive watch with a margarita in his hand at the beach as his hair blows in the wind. That's disgusting. Atheism is lawlessness, pure and simple. You should be ashamed.

Pastor Ed

[jrice Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

you're not real christians, ur calling people dirty, enemies of god, dirty mudslimes, and i saw a quote that said god hates slant-eyes. i'm not an enemy of god, i'm a true christian no matter what you say and shame on you

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

you're not real christians, ur calling people dirty, enemies of god, dirty mudslimes, and i saw a quote that said god hates slant-eyes. i'm not an enemy of god, i'm a true christian no matter what you say and shame on you

That's nice.

Why not go over to the Introduction Forum and introduce yourself according to the directions at the top of the Introduction Forum page?

While you're at it, please explain what it means to you to be a "true christian", who "god" is, and how you know of Him.

[Deaner]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

you're not real christians, ur calling people dirty, enemies of god, dirty mudslimes, and i saw a quote that said god hates slant-eyes. i'm not an enemy of god, i'm a true christian no matter what you say and shame on you

Shutup chink.

[jrice Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

if ur telling me 2 read the bible and ur apparently a know it all y don't u tell me?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

if ur telling me 2 read the bible and ur apparently a know it all y don't u tell me?

I'm not telling you to read anything, and I'm not going to spoon-feed you anything, either.

I want you to go to the Introduction Forum, introduce yourself per the clear instructions there, and also explain what YOU think it means to be a "true christian", who YOU think "god" is, and where you learned these things.

I can't tell you what is in your head, kid.

And try writing in full sentences. This isn't Twitter, nor is it a public school.

[jrice Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Shutup chink.

Can add that to the list

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

if ur telling me 2 read the bible and ur apparently a know it all y don't u tell me?

Because you've come to our discussion board to rebuke us. Take a look at this.

[jrice Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

goodbye, shame on your church