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  • True Disciple
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
    Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2445

    #601
    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by grurmio View Post
    not negativity in the sense that it might be bad, just the absence of the existence of God. You say it's a idol, but commonly we can say it's a God. What you're a supposed to do is to misplace the word atheist, for you who is not Theist is Satanist, that's your belief, but at least put it right, so I would not come to argue in first place of this. Or call them unsaved, as well.
    Can anyone accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Saviour while not believing in Him? Of course not! So any religion or ideology which denies Him inevitably leads to hell, as it is atheistic (God-denying). Which part of this do you not understand?

    I read the text, and still cannot understand your interpretation. Not saying that is not true, but, the other seems more reasonable, and the other one not.

    Romans 1:26-27 one more time...

    For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet

    men, leaving the natural use of the woman (sex with women), burned in lust towards one another (sex with other men).

    My heathen friend, this is what it reads. You can keep shouting that it doesn't, but then you're downplaying God's message in the Bible.
    Although, luckily for you, ducks aren't mentioned...

    I figured them from myself, not really, you can look to their closeness on anothomy, etc... Do you believe in Virus Evolution, if not please do not avoid getting killed by any kind of flew, do not change medications, they will not evolve! You said it, pay attention, if you truly are against evolution, you should not medicate yourself!

    I did not follow any leads, just observe the world, that's learning also. Again, you just use a word out of context, call those their ideologies against Gods, -isms against god, something like anti theists, would do fine.
    Viruses do not exist. They are an attempt of secular so-called "scientists" to find a naturalistic explanation for illnesses, so that they can deny the true cause of illnesses, demonic possession. The only true remedy against illness is True Christian Prayer(tm).

    This is just not lack of study: communism, socialism, capitalism, imperialism are in the same line of thinking. Socialism may be related to evolutionism, and if you want to know its called Neo-Darwinism, that probably becoming you a fascist.

    But as well, you can be a Neo-Darwinist independently by being communist, fascist or whatsoever. There are polytical ideals, religion ideals, and society ideals. Those extreme sex rituals is something of the people, not of their society ideals, just get it, if related to something, it might be religion, just read some books about how economics works, and you get it.
    To me, any nonsense ideology denying the Lord Jesus Christ is a false religion. I don't expect deluded liberal baby-killers to understand.

    I'm not saying what inspires the bible, just that some universal laws were derived from it with a help from those Greek ideals, maybe even more conservative then yours, even if you don't think so. This is history, and if you did studied theology and story of theology you understand it of course. I don't believe that Satan blindfolded me, but do believe that he has blindfolded you, if that wasn't your God itself, or this satanist book! Double fooled and folded! Of course you can do the same game, but well, let live this live that I like.
    Of course you don't believe Satan has blindfolded you, that's the trick.... But I assure you, Jesus weeps every time he hears you ventilating such rage against his Word. You apparently choose to follow the homosexual Greek pagan philosophies of Socrates, Plato and Aristotle. You'll regret it in hell, my friend, when you finally discover who really was watching shadows all the time

    Well, i can replenish the earth by helping those people starving in Africa, by planting, raising a Farm, there is difference of "multiply" to "multiply yourselves" like rabbits. I don't know who blindfolded you, but someone might as well, if you trust him, that's OK, none of my business. In your situation I would trust someone someone I've met in the middle of the darkness, but you do. I will not trust a stranger book, or books as this stand the word "bible", oh, it's Greek again... strange... Evolution of languages, no, of course, there is no such, let's speak gutturally.
    The Hamites in Africa are already multiplying like bacteria (which are an evilutionist hoax and do not exist, but you get the point). Giving them food will sooner decrease their numbers, as you give them something else than sex to think about. God speaks about making more humans yourself. Asexuality is a sin.
    And any word you speak, can be used against you on Judgment Day. I advise you to apologize to The Lord for insulting his Holy Word.

    Those priests do not have sex cause they think that's not right, but I think most of them want to. I just don't feel that I must do it, therefore I just don't do it, if I help my friends and brothers multiply themselves I'm being right as well, according to that sentence. But never mind, you don't get it, you are those men in the cave looking at the shadows of the real world. (cave myth_ Plato)
    Could you please stop blabbing about your stupid cave analogy? If it were of any use, God would have included it in the Bible. It isn't.

    I think you must study first, prior to converting someone, and make them study other ways of view to see if they accept this as the Holy Truth, if not, you'll be that stranger at the darkness that give or sell a fish to guy, but don't teach him how to fish so you can keep saying he is useless and ignorant. Of course, so are you, but if he kills and eats you looking for more fishes both will die.
    Of course I'm not teaching him how to fish, he would start catching his own fish, and I would lose my business. How stupid are you? And you say that I'm ignorant about economics?
    And here in the civilized True Christian(tm) world, we don't kill each other for fishes. (Only for shrimps and the like, of which the consumption is forbidden according to Leviticus 11:9-12)
    This is about your Salvation, my friend. You should take it more seriously.

    Literaly, I would rather that you all opened your hearts, since you can't get it as well. You give yours advice and I give mine. Just listen, I rather testify something than believe in something, if I will go to Hell, that's my problem. And you should just let people do it if they want to, as long as both people consent it and do know the consequences, but that's of their choice. If there would be a world where people accept each other and other with rapists, I would go to the another one, not that one is bad or good, but more suitable to a people who just want to leave in peace.
    If you don't care about what we have to say, get the hell away from our forums! Find some ducksodomizing fag forum if that's more your kind of place.

    Keep that it in mind: A God that let people rape and live like monsters, is a Satan to me. You're satanist Christians and I'm agnostic for me, in the meanwhile I'm a satanist and you're real Christians for you. Who is to blame? I say there's no Satan them, but just a freak playing with both of us, Satan and God are just his genuine puppets.

    That was surely not worthless talking with you, thanks for the study!

    Ps: sorry, I meant Plato for the cave myth. Aristotle would be for the notion of heaven and hell.
    It's really saddening that your hatred of your Creator is so strong. You'll be in the prayers of every True Christian(tm) that reads this thread.
    Sweet Lord Jesus,
    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

    Amen.

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    • grurmio
      Unsaved trash, Teenaged witch
      • Dec 2009
      • 12

      #602
      Re: Are You an Atheist?

      To me, any nonsense ideology denying the Lord Jesus Christ is a false religion. I don't expect deluded liberal baby-killers to understand.
      I I can see your religion is basically theoretical, and if you don't believe in Virus I feel very much relieved, so they can kill you, just please don't disseminate AIDS with who do not want it, keep it up towards yourselves XD. And yes, you can get it from heterosexual relations as long of a lot of almost all DSTs. Not saying your prayers are worthless, but even natives used prayers along with their own traditional drugs to cure illness, but there's no such thing, right?

      You would believe only in what you can see or is written in the bible, too bad. I don't blame you that's common for an outside culture to not understand another culture, if think the other culture is no wisdom for you I'm seriously doubt that your culture you prevail without the wasting of blood. So, you only believe in the bible? Well them don't read anything else! Don't talk to nobody and got infected as you may wish. That's your way of being a true christian, I'm betting for your success that you can make it!

      You are a Virus, the Latin world for poison, you've just poisoned yourselves. I don't see you world is quite civilized. It's just populated, and hey! Unfortunately we live in the same world, that's our being, our "essere", so don't screw me.

      I do accept Jesus as historical character. And he was the only true Christian I've heard about, that's even on his name.

      men, leaving the natural use of the woman (sex with women), burned in lust towards one another (sex with other men).
      That's clearly not true, they may engage with animals (as you suggest), the Holy Spirit, hallucinate as well, etc, or none of above, of course. Well, if you want to get it as you wish Theoretically (that's what on the bible) Jesus is a sinner!

      Unfortunately you're not a Virus, but your interpretation of religion political ideas is a real poison. I do know Authoritarians and Libertarians, none of them kill babies. Some may of course, but also some freak in the woods or in those "cement woods". That's not about religion nor politics. You think it's the same? Well maybe you should study Dante, nah... never mind

      That is pathetic for not saying pathological. Funny, the portuguese word for duck is pato (duck), well you're both.

      Of course you don't believe Satan has blindfolded you, that's the trick..
      That would never end, but no ones can prove you're right about it, well... If I see all those freak that see a movie, red a book and think it's the reality, um...

      Bah, enough of you psychic games. Here's the ambiguity of all you said, the manicheanism is more than present in your religion. Just a last reminding, saying a people is possessed by demons is paganism, but of course. You tell me that's in the bible, yet....

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      • True Disciple
        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2445

        #603
        Re: Are You an Atheist?

        Originally posted by grurmio View Post
        You would believe only in what you can see or is written in the bible, too bad. I don't blame you that's common for an outside culture to not understand another culture, if think the other culture is no wisdom for you I'm seriously doubt that your culture you prevail without the wasting of blood. So, you only believe in the bible? Well them don't read anything else! Don't talk to nobody and got infected as you may wish. That's your way of being a true christian, I'm betting for your success that you can make it!

        You are a Virus, the Latin world for poison, you've just poisoned yourselves. I don't see you world is quite civilized. It's just populated, and hey! Unfortunately we live in the same world, that's our being, our "essere", so don't screw me.

        I do accept Jesus as historical character. And he was the only true Christian I've heard about, that's even on his name.
        Hey, you're finally getting more or less what being a True Christian(tm) is all about. We christians have wasted blood on numerous occasions, to propagate the True Faith(tm). And, yes, everything that is not written in the Bible is very unlikely to be true, and probably a lie.
        And we're not afraid of poison either, as the Holy Bible says we can drink poison and live (Mark 16:17-18).
        About the rest of your rant, the opinion of a duck-sodomizing, blaspheming, liberal, wiccan heathen doesn't matter at all to me.


        Unfortunately you're not a Virus, but your interpretation of religion political ideas is a real poison. I do know Authoritarians and Libertarians, none of them kill babies. Some may of course, but also some freak in the woods or in those "cement woods". That's not about religion nor politics. You think it's the same? Well maybe you should study Dante, nah... never mind

        That is pathetic for not saying pathological. Funny, the portuguese word for duck is pato (duck), well you're both.
        Liberals kill babies. Only they don't do it themselves, but pay doctors to do it. And Portuguese are Cathlyck faggots, so their opinion is irrelevant.

        That would never end, but no ones can prove you're right about it, well... If I see all those freak that see a movie, red a book and think it's the reality, um...

        Bah, enough of you psychic games. Here's the ambiguity of all you said, the manicheanism is more than present in your religion. Just a last reminding, saying a people is possessed by demons is paganism, but of course. You tell me that's in the bible, yet....
        Of course demonic possession is in the Bible. Read the thing, you moron.
        Sweet Lord Jesus,
        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

        Amen.

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        • grurmio
          Unsaved trash, Teenaged witch
          • Dec 2009
          • 12

          #604
          Re: Are You an Atheist?

          Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
          Liberals kill babies. Only they don't do it themselves, but pay doctors to do it. And Portuguese are Cathlyck faggots, so their opinion is irrelevant.
          That's just non-sense, I can bet there are plenty of Portuguese nation people and also a lot of portuguese speakers that follow your religion, so you offend yourselves as well.

          You're misogenist as well, well, I can just tell you that you're just crazy. If God was misogenist (which he wasn't) then you should forget about english and try to learn aramaic or some of its dialects as well.

          How could you believe a translation made by an authorian guy is the real one? Its better than those of Latin, of course, but still it has major problems, as any translation should have.

          Anyway, you're probably racist, again, you've just concluded that you're a bunch of those "demoniacal guys" you hunt for, as such was the begginings of Christian Cults in the brothel of ancient Rome. They are by far better christian than any of the actual Protestants, Catholics or whatever.


          f course demonic possession is in the Bible. Read the thing, you mormon.
          The bible talks about it on the past, you live in it. That just settles the things. Maybe you had your final judgement and just don't get it, you're against the fact that Messiah may have returned but I say that if he was come he was killed but that kind of thinking, not much different from that of previous pagan Roman. But nah, you would never understand. Since you can't get either the metaforycal neither the literal contexts.

          You've made just a bunch of problematic conclusions, that's what I see. So far folks...

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          • True Disciple
            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2445

            #605
            Re: Are You an Atheist?

            Originally posted by grurmio View Post
            That's just non-sense, I can bet there are plenty of Portuguese nation people and also a lot of portuguese speakers that follow your religion, so you offend yourselves as well.
            Portuguese people are fags. If you want proof, watch their national soccer team, which consists of eleven faggots frolicking over the pitch and rolling over and crying like sissy-boys whenever someone touches them.

            You're misogenist as well, well, I can just tell you that you're just crazy. If God was misogenist (which he wasn't) then you should forget about english and try to learn aramaic or some of its dialects as well.
            As I've said nothing about women so far, you can't yet say I'm misogynic. But if you're interested, I believe that women are the major cause of the Fall of Man, which is why God has placed them inferior to men, as a servant to do the dishes, clean the house, and submit herself his sexual urges, no matter how extreme these are.

            How could you believe a translation made by an authorian guy is the real one? Its better than those of Latin, of course, but still it has major problems, as any translation should have.
            This "authorian" guy you're talking about is God, my friend. I would think he knows what to put in the Bible and what not.

            Anyway, you're probably racist, again, you've just concluded that you're a bunch of those "demoniacal guys" you hunt for, as such was the begginings of Christian Cults in the brothel of ancient Rome. They are by far better christian than any of the actual Protestants, Catholics or whatever.


            You're making less sense now then ever before. What the hell are you saying? Maybe it is a good idea to actually learn Godly English, instead of typing something in whatever demonic language your parents taught you and putting it into Google Translate. English isn't my mother language either (I was born in the abominable Nether Lands).

            The bible talks about it on the past, you live in it. That just settles the things. Maybe you had your final judgement and just don't get it, you're against the fact that Messiah may have returned but I say that if he was come he was killed but that kind of thinking, not much different from that of previous pagan Roman. But nah, you would never understand. Since you can't get either the metaforycal neither the literal contexts.
            Same as above. No, I can never understand this. This is because it is gibberish. I don't have the faintest idea what you are trying to say here.

            You've made just a bunch of problematic conclusions, that's what I see. So far folks...
            My conclusions are only problematic when you are a duck-sodomizing, rambling, heathen pervert. That's because they mean you're going to hell, where you can gibber with other idiots, like those smelly Chinamen who know neither Jesus nor Godly English.

            But it's not too late...
            Sweet Lord Jesus,
            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

            Amen.

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            • grurmio
              Unsaved trash, Teenaged witch
              • Dec 2009
              • 12

              #606
              Re: Are You an Atheist?

              Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
              Portuguese people are fags. If you want proof, watch their national soccer team, which consists of eleven faggots frolicking over the pitch and rolling over and crying like sissy-boys whenever someone touches them.
              You just confirm everything I said, you're generalist and can't get any metaphorical senses. As well, that's not about soccer players, I think soccer is mostly a way that the government uses to control people (since panes et circensis), and yet, how can you go and watch those 22 men playing and enjoying it...!? Go there and see then, if you live in Netherlands the statistics go all against you, so better not saying anything about it.

              Yes, what you said previously confirms either you're misogynist, xenophobic and ginecophobic, (that for say heterophobic) for not saying homophobic, Theophobic, etc... But that's too much Greek, isn't it?

              You're just acting just like ancient Greek, praising the men... And not necessarily being a homosexual, but no, they're son of the same branch. Of course, the occidentals culture!

              This "authorian" guy you're talking about is God, my friend. I would think he knows what to put in the Bible and what not.
              There's difference between an Aramaic text to its English translation, I'm afraid to tell ye.

              Yeah, yeah... Just confirm you can't understand metaphoric expressions. Strange, I've heard they made jokes about the lack of Portuguese to understand any metaphorical meanings, maybe they're talking about this crazy church as well, or as Hell-sake,

              One last advice, being homosexual (which is not my case) doesn't mean they will cry by being touched, much by the contrary, they might like it. "Panes et Circensis et Religiones".

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #607
                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                Originally posted by grurmio View Post
                I figured them from myself, not really, you can look to their closeness on anothomy, etc... Do you believe in Virus Evolution, if not please do not avoid getting killed by any kind of flew, do not change medications, they will not evolve! You said it, pay attention, if you truly are against evolution, you should not medicate yourself!
                We don't. Medication is socialism. True Christians pray.
                But as well, you can be a Neo-Darwinist independently by being communist, fascist or whatsoever. There are polytical ideals, religion ideals, and society ideals. Those extreme sex rituals is something of the people, not of their society ideals, just get it, if related to something, it might be religion, just read some books about how economics works, and you get it.
                I have no idea what you're trying to say. Are you telling us that the economy of your third-world country is based around extreme duck sex rituals?
                Double fooled and folded! Of course you can do the same game, but well, let live this live that I like.
                Yes, dear. Will you be able to live that live when Satan's folded you, though?
                In your situation I would trust someone someone I've met in the middle of the darkness, but you do.
                I don't want to know what perverted acts you would perform with someone someone you've met in the middle of the darkness, but leave us out of it!
                Evolution of languages, no, of course, there is no such, let's speak gutturally.
                I am not going to speak like a European for your atheist pleasure, you sick loon!
                Those priests do not have sex cause they think that's not right, but I think most of them want to. I just don't feel that I must do it, therefore I just don't do it, if I help my friends and brothers multiply themselves I'm being right as well, according to that sentence.
                1) You're not going to get your brothers pregnant.
                2) Even if you did manage to, that would not be right in any way.
                I think you must study first, prior to converting someone, and make them study other ways of view to see if they accept this as the Holy Truth, if not, you'll be that stranger at the darkness that give or sell a fish to guy, but don't teach him how to fish so you can keep saying he is useless and ignorant. Of course, so are you, but if he kills and eats you looking for more fishes both will die.
                Luckily, we live in a civilised country, so most people can tell the difference between people and fish. It must be very hard for you, living in a hellhole where you're constantly in fear of being mistaken for a fish, killed and eaten.

                If there would be a world where people accept each other and other with rapists, I would go to the another one, not that one is bad or good, but more suitable to a people who just want to leave in peace.
                If there would be a world like this one, but without any twisted foreign atheist duck-rapists, I would definitely go to that one.
                Originally posted by grurmio View Post
                You are a Virus, the Latin world for poison, you've just poisoned yourselves. I don't see you world is quite civilized. It's just populated, and hey! Unfortunately we live in the same world, that's our being, our "essere", so don't screw me.
                I certainly was not going to do that.
                That is pathetic for not saying pathological. Funny, the portuguese word for duck is pato (duck), well you're both.
                Normally I'd just be offended if someone called me a Portugese duck, but considering your record of duck-buggery, I'm also very afraid.
                Just a last reminding, saying a people is possessed by demons is paganism, but of course. You tell me that's in the bible, yet....
                No, paganism is paganism, saying people are possessed by demons is honesty. There's a difference.
                Originally posted by grurmio View Post
                You're misogenist as well, well, I can just tell you that you're just crazy. If God was misogenist (which he wasn't) then you should forget about english and try to learn aramaic or some of its dialects as well.
                What? Just because God hates women doesn't mean He hates the English language, you confused freak.
                One last advice, being homosexual (which is not my case) doesn't mean they will cry by being touched, much by the contrary, they might like it.
                Reading your posts makes me want to cry. It's like being touched by a queer Portugese duck-demon. Repent at once!
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • kenzierosaline
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 13

                  #608
                  Re: Are You an Atheist?

                  I still don't know what I am. But I'm young, so there is time for me to assert my faith.

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22882

                    #609
                    Re: Are You an Atheist?

                    Originally posted by kenzierosaline View Post
                    I still don't know what I am. But I'm young, so there is time for me to assert my faith.
                    2Pe:3:10: But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

                    Here we see that no one knows when Jesus will return to kill billions. It could be tomorrow, it could be in 1,000 years. It therefore is good practice to be a True Christian™ as soon as possible
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • kenzierosaline
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 13

                      #610
                      Re: Are You an Atheist?

                      I understand the urgency. I don't want to practice until I am sure of my faith, otherwise I might feel a little hypocritical.

                      I'm trying to become more educated about Christianity. That way, I may be saved, and I will be cured of all doubt. Hopefully.

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22882

                        #611
                        Re: Are You an Atheist?

                        So, let me get this right: God plans a Universe and makes it, He creates man and everything in it. He floods the earth, creates all the races, demolishes the Tower of Babel, He gets the Israelites out of Egypt, He has Jonah eaten by a Whale, He has Daniel survive Lions, has Shadrack, Meschak and Abednigo survive a furnace, he slaughters various tribes, cities and countries wholesale, men, women and children. He deals in talking donkeys, snakes and trees, He organises human sacrifice and cannibalism. He sends His only begotten Son to Earth and has Him die temporarily for your sins and you say,

                        “I might feel a little hypocritical.”

                        Well, I’m really in a fix about that and I’m sure God is!

                        Repent, you dithering indecisive witch!
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • True Disciple
                          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                          Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                          Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
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                          • Nov 2009
                          • 2445

                          #612
                          Re: Are You an Atheist?

                          Originally posted by grurmio View Post
                          Yes, what you said previously confirms either you're misogynist, xenophobic and ginecophobic, (that for say heterophobic) for not saying homophobic, Theophobic, etc... But that's too much Greek, isn't it?
                          I'm noly Theophobic (God-fearing). I do not fear women (I suppose you meant gynophobic... learn English, you retard!), strangers or homers, but I do hate some of them.

                          You're just acting just like ancient Greek, praising the men... And not necessarily being a homosexual, but no, they're son of the same branch. Of course, the occidentals culture!

                          Gyah...I don't understand you...or are you talking Greek again?

                          There's difference between an Aramaic text to its English translation, I'm afraid to tell ye.

                          Yeah, yeah... Just confirm you can't understand metaphoric expressions. Strange, I've heard they made jokes about the lack of Portuguese to understand any metaphorical meanings, maybe they're talking about this crazy church as well, or as Hell-sake,
                          Yeah, yeah, keep calling all this nonsense you say a "metaphor," and blame me for every time I fail to comprehend your lunatic, wild, misspelled random messes of words.

                          One last advice, being homosexual (which is not my case) doesn't mean they will cry by being touched, much by the contrary, they might like it. "Panes et Circensis et Religiones".
                          Watch a soccer match featuring the Portuguese team, it doesn't matter which one. You will see eleven prancing homos galloping over the pitch, rolling over as soon as the referee looks at them. It's utterly disgusting.

                          By the way, in case you got any ideas, the pastor of my church has locked all ducks that normally populate the pond in the churchyard in our basement, to keep them safe from you, as long as you prowl around in the park, raping innocent birds. You sick wretch.
                          Sweet Lord Jesus,
                          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                          Amen.

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                          • grurmio
                            Unsaved trash, Teenaged witch
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 12

                            #613
                            Re: Are You an Atheist?

                            [QUOTE=True Disciple;431271]I'm noly Theophobic (God-fearing). I do not fear women (I suppose you meant gynophobic... learn English, you retard!), strangers or homers, but I do hate some of them.

                            yeah, I don't know if you follow your religion you just made me believe you're gynophobic, and of course I can use the word gynecophobic for ethymological reasons, but nevermind I meant to say gynephobic.


                            Gyah...I don't understand you...or are you talking Greek again?
                            Bah, your problem is with the traditional culture, just this.

                            Yeah, yeah, keep calling all this nonsense you say a "metaphor," and blame me for every time I fail to comprehend your lunatic, wild, misspelled random messes of words.
                            Well, if you can't understand none of them, why should I put some order? well if you did studied some bible history you would get what I'm saying or at least you could try understanding what I meant, but nah... forget about it.

                            Watch a soccer match featuring the Portuguese team, it doesn't matter which one. You will see eleven prancing homos galloping over the pitch, rolling over as soon as the referee looks at them. It's utterly disgusting.
                            Again, soccer is about it, men seeing another men together, i just don't get it them. For me the church is full of the same kind of person, who cry for nothing, repent for nothing. But that's your choice, I shall not interfere. Well, if that's the problem why can't the pastor be a woman, then? maybe you should keep your eyes closed for all the time, that's what you do actually.

                            You hopefully help the same industry you go all against. Which will have its consequences. Your judgment will come just in time.

                            By the way, in case you got any ideas, the pastor of my church has locked all ducks that normally populate the pond in the churchyard in our basement, to keep them safe from you, as long as you prowl around in the park, raping innocent birds. You sick wretch.
                            hahahaa, you should lock every bird you see on the sight of your eyes. But c'mon every animal, hear me, is most likely homosexual, and at most all plants...

                            I'm not going after them to rape, you crazy fellows and nor rape anyone! They like each other, that's biology. Well then, if you feel so unsafe why don't you go to the basement yourself and stay there away from any kind of contact, you're are the real bestiality across this world I've ever seen, but that way I'm sure you can live in peace. What you're doing is almost bad as murder or raping animals (which I don't support as well)! You've condemned every life being, and say you're not feared about them? Oh well, heck, that's your problem, the "Holy Fear" and all that non-sense. Stay locked, please for your sake and for God sake, Hell Sake, etc. You're the most greedy men I'm glad to to know, just see no Christ inside of your hearts. You're the ones that killed every kind of good avatar history has showed to us.

                            I do repent, I repent that such crazy fellows can't found their right place. I.e: six feet under. When you're there you don't have to kill each other, unless that's everyone choice. You may be in a higher place if there's a problem with hell, but please, stay locked, that's your original place, stay locked on the bell tower of some church and look out for not being attacked by vultures or any kind of bird, you'll not see them, I'm sure you not even feel faint when your time comes, cause you're the blindfolded ones and can't fell anything, just act as poison, then please, stay in quarantine until your time comes. (the real one).

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                            • Gabriel Reproba
                              Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                              The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 2479

                              #614
                              Re: Are You an Atheist?

                              Originally posted by grurmio View Post
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                              Care enough about God and your fellow posters by learning to use proper grammar and complete sentences. Then, MAYBE people will care enough about your soul to try and save you.
                              Yours In Christ,

                              Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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                              Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                              • True Disciple
                                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                                Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2009
                                • 2445

                                #615
                                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                Originally posted by grurmio View Post
                                yeah, I don't know if you follow your religion you just made me believe you're gynophobic, and of course I can use the word gynecophobic for ethymological reasons, but nevermind I meant to say gynephobic.
                                You can't invent new words for "etymological reasons," and neither can you justify bad spelling with it. Godly English is the only allowed language in these forums.

                                Bah, your problem is with the traditional culture, just this.

                                Again, you're making no sense at all.


                                Well, if you can't understand none of them, why should I put some order? well if you did studied some bible history you would get what I'm saying or at least you could try understanding what I meant, but nah... forget about it.
                                No, I wouldn't, you retard. You see, as I've said numerous times by now, the problem is not that your metaphors are too intellectually advanced or something, the problem is that you construct your "English" sentences by putting some nouns and some verbs into some random order, leaving essential parts of the sentence you want to make away, and then post this hopeless mess of words as being an "argument." If I then, understandably, fail to comprehend what the hell this garbled pile of words is meant to say, then you should clarify what you mean, using civilized English, instead of accusing me of not understanding "metaphors," you illiterate barbarian!

                                Again, soccer is about it, men seeing another men together, i just don't get it them. For me the church is full of the same kind of person, who cry for nothing, repent for nothing. But that's your choice, I shall not interfere. Well, if that's the problem why can't the pastor be a woman, then? maybe you should keep your eyes closed for all the time, that's what you do actually.

                                You hopefully help the same industry you go all against. Which will have its consequences. Your judgment will come just in time.
                                The pastor couldn't be a woman for obvious reasons. Read Ecclesiastes 7:25-29:

                                I applied mine heart to know, and to search, and to seek out wisdom, and the reason of things, and to know the wickedness of folly, even of foolishness and madness: And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her.
                                Behold, this have I found, saith the preacher, counting one by one, to find out the account:
                                Which yet my soul seeketh, but I find not: one man among a thousand have I found; but a woman among all those have I not found.
                                Lo, this only have I found, that God hath made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions.
                                Women are evil and despicable, and their only function is to provide offspring to men. I hope you're not a woman, for then the sin of speaking against a member of superior gender is added to your already considerable pile of deadly sins.


                                And playing soccer is a damnable sin, at least as long you're a filthy duck-sodomizing Portuguese faggot. Get used to it.


                                hahahaa, you should lock every bird you see on the sight of your eyes. But c'mon every animal, hear me, is most likely homosexual, and at most all plants...




                                Is nothing too perverse for you? Is even the most innocent animal, no not even a plant safe from you? Little wonder this world is such a demon-infested piece of shit, with people like you around, who, after having sodomized every duck in sight, then starts having intercourse with pigeons, robins, chickens, cats, squirrels, goldfish, lobsters, jellyfish and mushrooms, to finish off with raping defenseless lichens, grasses, oak trees and seaweed. I must say, you're without doubt the most deranged and perverted atheist I've ever met. You're sickening me.

                                I'm not going after them to rape, you crazy fellows and nor rape anyone! They like each other, that's biology. Well then, if you feel so unsafe why don't you go to the basement yourself and stay there away from any kind of contact, you're are the real bestiality across this world I've ever seen, but that way I'm sure you can live in peace. What you're doing is almost bad as murder or raping animals (which I don't support as well)! You've condemned every life being, and say you're not feared about them? Oh well, heck, that's your problem, the "Holy Fear" and all that non-sense. Stay locked, please for your sake and for God sake, Hell Sake, etc. You're the most greedy men I'm glad to to know, just see no Christ inside of your hearts. You're the ones that killed every kind of good avatar history has showed to us.
                                Oh, and now you suddenly aren't going to rape them anymore? You think we believe that for a second? We realize you're just trying to put us off guard. But I warn you: as soon as you enter church grounds, we'll lock all animals inside, and all cavities found in plants where you possibly could pour your perverseness into, will be sealed with putty.


                                Oh, and we don't care the slightest about your unhinged ranting against ourselves. Satan worshipping atheists always respond like that, we're not surprised by such a thing anymore (though I must admit that no one ever before threatened to rape every living being present on church grounds).

                                I do repent, I repent that such crazy fellows can't found their right place. I.e: six feet under. When you're there you don't have to kill each other, unless that's everyone choice. You may be in a higher place if there's a problem with hell, but please, stay locked, that's your original place, stay locked on the bell tower of some church and look out for not being attacked by vultures or any kind of bird, you'll not see them, I'm sure you not even feel faint when your time comes, cause you're the blindfolded ones and can't fell anything, just act as poison, then please, stay in quarantine until your time comes. (the real one).
                                Same as above. And the vultures are locked in our basement as well, of course. Pervert.
                                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                                Amen.

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