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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22839

    #1216
    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by DanishAtheistScum View Post
    [...]but IF hell existed, I would gladly go there, since I would be among friends. [...]
    Son, we hear that from many an atheist - the truth is that you and your buddies would be screaming in terror and agony that you'd have no time or inclination for fellowshiping.
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    • Jo Freddie
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      Hateful God mocking pirate
      • Apr 2009
      • 6339

      #1217
      Re: Are You an Atheist?

      Originally posted by DanishAtheistScum View Post
      Im taking pride to know the bible(which exist) is a book of fairytales about something overnatural. Science = real.
      Checkmate Christians!

      but IF hell existed, I would gladly go there, since I would be among friends. Heaven would anyways be a bunch of capitalist ignorant assholes, with one good person(such as jesus). IF it existed
      Heaven does exist and it has a Beer Volcano and a Stripper Factory, there is a kind of Hell too, but not one of eternal lakes of fire.
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      • SheepOfGod
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        Forum Member
        • Oct 2010
        • 119

        #1218
        Re: Are You an Atheist?

        ^Your mockery and sarcasm truly is pathetic.


        I actualy do feel sorry for you.
        GOD HATE FAGS
        Athiesm is a form of mental illness that should be treated immediately.

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        • aftershockpivot
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Oct 2010
          • 7

          #1219
          Re: Are You an Atheist?

          It says in the Bible "Thou who art Athiest shall be buttraped by god for thou sins" (obviously through a hole in a sheet). You should stop being a gay Muslim atheist or unless you want to be buttraped.

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          • BelieverInGod
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            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #1220
            Re: Are You an Atheist?

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            Heaven does exist and it has a Beer Volcano and a Stripper Factory, there is a kind of Hell too, but not one of eternal lakes of fire.
            I don't think you realize how sexist, disgusting and disturbing I find your vision of heaven.
            Drama queen

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            • Jo Freddie
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              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #1221
              Re: Are You an Atheist?

              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
              I don't think you realize how sexist, disgusting and disturbing I find your vision of heaven.
              Why is it sexist?
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              • Neloter
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                • Oct 2010
                • 18

                #1222
                Re: Are You an Atheist?

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                Yep, totally voted for that.

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                • Carl Sagan
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 9

                  #1223
                  Re: Are You an Atheist?

                  Prove that God exists.

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22353

                    #1224
                    Re: Are You an Atheist?

                    Originally posted by Carl Sagan View Post
                    Prove that God exists.
                    Prove that you exist!
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Carl Sagan
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 9

                      #1225
                      Re: Are You an Atheist?

                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      Prove that you exist!
                      I can see, hear, smell, feel, and taste myself. In our own human schema for things that exist, I do exist.

                      However, we cannot sense God at all.
                      Even if a God DID exist, it would definitely not be the egotistical Christian god (along with all other organized religions' gods) and certainly not the con artist known as Jesus Christ.

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22353

                        #1226
                        Re: Are You an Atheist?

                        Originally posted by Carl Sagan View Post
                        I can see, hear, smell, feel, and taste myself. In our own human schema for things that exist, I do exist.
                        To me, you are just a bunch of letters on a forum. None of the things you said prove anything. Let's try this again. Please prove that you exist!
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Carl Sagan
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 9

                          #1227
                          Re: Are You an Atheist?

                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          To me, you are just a bunch of letters on a forum. None of the things you said prove anything. Let's try this again. Please prove that you exist!
                          To me, your God is just text in a book written thousands of years ago.

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                          • I am Jxpst
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 24

                            #1228
                            Re: Are You an Atheist?

                            Your atheist option is rather incorrect.

                            It's not that atheists hate God, they just don't believe that they exist.
                            You can't hate something you don't believe in.

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                            • Billy Bob Jenkins
                              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                              Hates anal sex. And trees.
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 8337

                              #1229
                              Re: Are You an Atheist?

                              Originally posted by I am Jxpst View Post
                              Your atheist option is rather incorrect.

                              It's not that atheists hate God, they just don't believe that they exist.
                              You can't hate something you don't believe in.
                              There is no reason to doubt the existence of God except to insult Him. You lose.
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                              • Carl Sagan
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Oct 2010
                                • 9

                                #1230
                                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                There is no reason to doubt the existence of God except to insult Him. You lose.
                                There is no reason to believe in God other than to make up for your own stupidity and ignorance.

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