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  • TrolololHerpDerp
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    • Oct 2010
    • 3

    #1246
    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    You can't prove that the Bible is wrong.
    Nor do you have proof that Bible is correct.

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    • TrolololHerpDerp
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      • Oct 2010
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      #1247
      Re: Are You an Atheist?

      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
      There are hordes of reasons to believe in God. Try these on for size:

      Without God, there would be no morality. People would be raping eachother in the wilderness. There would be no civilization.
      .
      However, your own church promotes rape, and claims that the rapist is the victim?!

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22356

        #1248
        Re: Are You an Atheist?

        Originally posted by TrolololHerpDerp View Post
        However, your own church promotes rape, and claims that the rapist is the victim?!
        We do not promote rape. Rape is awful. It should be punished by forcing the rapist to marry his victim.

        Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Jo Freddie
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          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #1249
          Re: Are You an Atheist?

          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
          I don't think you realize how sexist, disgusting and disturbing I find your vision of heaven.
          Still waiting for your explanation as to why Heaven is sexist....
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          • bobbythejet
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            • Oct 2010
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            #1250
            Re: Are You an Atheist?

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            We do not promote rape. Rape is awful. It should be punished by forcing the rapist to marry his victim.
            I was so relieved when I read this passage. Was it in Deuteronomy or Numbers? One of the first five books, I remember. Forgive my ignorance.

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            • Cranky Old Man
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              • Jan 2010
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              #1251
              Re: Are You an Atheist?

              Originally posted by bobbythejet View Post
              I was so relieved when I read this passage. Was it in Deuteronomy or Numbers? One of the first five books, I remember. Forgive my ignorance.
              Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #1252
                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                Originally posted by Carl Sagan View Post
                Then your point is moot.
                So you give up?
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #1253
                  Re: Are You an Atheist?

                  Originally posted by bobbythejet View Post
                  Is it okay for Christians to say "bitchslap"? Because I'm starting to think this is a gag website.
                  Yes. Please show me where the Bible says the use of colloquialisms (or even vulgar language) is sinful.

                  Chapter and verse, assclown.

                  (See what I did there?)
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • JCisazombie
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                    • Oct 2010
                    • 8

                    #1254
                    Re: Are You an Atheist?

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
                    This is your chance to prove to the world that America is a Christian country.
                    I found this quote kind of funny. This poll won't prove anything that this board is frequented by Christians. It won't prove anything about America. I'm sure you guys ban ANY people who tell you they're Atheist.

                    But to be fair, and to answer your question. Yes I'm an atheist. Or maybe agnostic, not sure yet. All I know is that I will NEVER be a Christian. If all Christians act like you guys, there's no friggin way. You guys are so spiteful, and intolerant, it's outrageous. Even your poll choices are like this.

                    "I'm an atheist scum." I'm an atheist but I don't believe Christians are scum. That's just stupid. I TOLERATE living around you people, why don't you try it?

                    [edit]So while I was waiting to repost, I saw some other people posting. I didn't come on these boards to bash you people, just let you know what people on the outside see. They see hateful and intolerant hypocrites. But I don't speak for these other people posting, I don't know what all they say. I didn't come here to talk trash about Christianity or anything. Do your thing, I'll do mine.

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                    • JCisazombie
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                      • Oct 2010
                      • 8

                      #1255
                      Re: Are You an Atheist?

                      Originally posted by JCisazombie View Post
                      I found this quote kind of funny. This poll won't prove anything except that this board is frequented by Christians. It won't prove anything about America. I'm sure you guys ban ANY people who tell you they're Atheist.
                      Forgot a word, oops.

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #1256
                        Re: Are You an Atheist?

                        If you had bothered to read any part of this board before insulting us, you'd know that we don't ban all atheists. We have several long-term atheist members.

                        They recognize that they are uninvited guests on a Christian church forum, and behave accordingly.

                        You have started off by choosing a name for yourself which insults all Christians. Maybe you'd like a Pastor to change it to something more appropriate to the fact that you're an uninvited guest on a Christian church's forum.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • JCisazombie
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                          • Oct 2010
                          • 8

                          #1257
                          Re: Are You an Atheist?

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          If you had bothered to read any part of this board before insulting us, you'd know that we don't ban all atheists. We have several long-term atheist members.

                          They recognize that they are uninvited guests on a Christian church forum, and behave accordingly.

                          You have started off by choosing a name for yourself which insults all Christians. Maybe you'd like a Pastor to change it to something more appropriate to the fact that you're an uninvited guest on a Christian church's forum.
                          I did read other parts of this board, sorry I didn't do a search for "unbanned atheist members" because I'm sure it would have popped up a lot of results.

                          You guys insult EVERYONE but yet if someone picks a name that insults Christianity, watch how pissy you get. And how is that a bad thing? Zombies are awesome, so technically I was praising him.

                          And me being an uninvited guest has to do with what? This is a public forum, I don't need an invite.

                          But frankly I don't care what YOU say out of any of these people. You're the same guy who called someone a retard for typing rosemary instead of rosary. You would think that a nice person would say "it's actually called rosary" not "Hey retard, yadda yadda."

                          Oh, and by the way, I'm only responding to what I've SEEN on these forums. If you're bothered by what I'm talking about, maybe you guys should stop acting like asses.

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
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                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #1258
                            Re: Are You an Atheist?

                            Originally posted by JCisazombie View Post
                            You guys insult EVERYONE but yet if someone picks a name that insults Christianity, watch how pissy you get.
                            I don't insult anyone who doesn't attack Jesus first.
                            And me being an uninvited guest has to do with what? This is a public forum, I don't need an invite.
                            This is a privately-owned Christian church's forum, with "UNSAVED UNWELCOME" in big letters at the top.

                            Shall we spell it out more clearly for you?
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • bobbythejet
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                              • Oct 2010
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                              #1259
                              Re: Are You an Atheist?

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                              Yes. Please show me where the Bible says the use of colloquialisms (or even vulgar language) is sinful.

                              Chapter and verse, assclown.

                              (See what I did there?)

                              I'm asking because the original thread says "Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him."

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                              • Levi Jones
                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
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                                • Jul 2009
                                • 13930

                                #1260
                                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                Originally posted by bobbythejet View Post
                                I'm asking because the original thread says "Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him."
                                I'm not really sure what your question was, but I'll take a stab at it. Jesus felt the need to slap some people around in the temple in John 2.

                                13And the Jews' passover was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem.
                                14And found in the temple those that sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the changers of money sitting:
                                15And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables;
                                16And said unto them that sold doves, Take these things hence; make not my Father's house an house of merchandise.
                                17And his disciples remembered that it was written, The zeal of thine house hath eaten me up.
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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