[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I'm not an Atheist but I have created my own religion which is devoted to free love and good times.

Well enjoy hell then. I know that Jesus and I will enjoy watching you burn for all eternity.

[starkravenmad]

I am an atheist because either God does not exist or he is a coward.

I will be a shining example.

Hey God, are you paying attention? Listen up.

You have a giant forum of followers here who are very deserving. I am a Godless atheist and deserve nothing more than death. Please, at the exact moment I hit the "submit reply" button please take my life and prove to your loving children of your existence. If no post of mine follows this it will mean God has killed me and is real. If one does, it either means he doesn't exist or is a giant seething pussy.

So which is it God?

Weak God, very weak.

[Nobar King]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

God doesn't make it easy for you to self-terminate for a reason.

[starkravenmad]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Well my reasoning is him being a coward (that or he is nonexistent). What's yours?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Well my reasoning is him being a coward (that or he is nonexistent). What's yours?

Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping monkeys and being setting fire to orphanages to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[starkravenmad]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

So God has yet to kill me. You guys know him better than I. Nonexistent or giant pussy?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

So God has yet to kill me. You guys know him better than I. Nonexistent or giant pussy?

This is a Christian forum. Why are you here? Go spew your hatred somewhere else.

Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

So God has yet to kill me. You guys know him better than I. Nonexistent or giant pussy?

You would think that someone who CLAIMS to be an atheist would recognize a logical fallacy when he used one. (False dichotomy, if you didn't already know.)

The answer is obvious...God has a plan for you, just like everyone on the planet. Apparently your plan entails making a fool of yourself for our amusement - both on these forums and then by burning in Hell while we watch for all eternity.

[starkravenmad]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I'm just asking questions. Questions which have yet to be answered.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I'm just asking questions. Questions which have yet to be answered.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I'm just asking questions. Questions which have yet to be answered.

See how the atheist slinks away as soon as his faulty logic is called? Admit you presented a logical fallacy, sinner!

[starkravenmad]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

You would think that someone who CLAIMS to be an atheist would recognize a logical fallacy when he used one. (False dichotomy, if you didn't already know.)

The answer is obvious...God has a plan for you, just like everyone on the planet. Apparently your plan entails making a fool of yourself for our amusement - both on these forums and then by burning in Hell while we watch for all eternity.

Haha, Claims? Yeah that's right I'm making it up, I'm a believer, you got me.

Really though, that's a pretty sorry plan. Wouldn't you folks rather worship someone with a little more integrity? My guess is your role in the plan is to be a giant boot licking patsy?

See how the atheist slinks away as soon as his faulty logic is called? Admit you presented a logical fallacy, sinner!

Give me a break, this Ezekial schmuck has limited my response time. Truth must be painful.

[Girl For God]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

So God has yet to kill me. You guys know him better than I. Nonexistent or giant pussy?

You should show more respect on God's favorite forum!

[Levi Jones]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I am an atheist because either God does not exist or he is a coward.

I will be a shining example.

Hey God, are you paying attention? Listen up.

You have a giant forum of followers here who are very deserving. I am a Godless atheist and deserve nothing more than death. Please, at the exact moment I hit the "submit reply" button please take my life and prove to your loving children of your existence. If no post of mine follows this it will mean God has killed me and is real. If one does, it either means he doesn't exist or is a giant seething pussy.

So which is it God?

Weak God, very weak.

It's obvious God doesn't want to strike you down yet, since you're still posting. He led you to see True Christianity™ for a reason.

I can see you are angry with Him. I have been angry with the Lord too. I'll never forget watching my devout Christian cousin waste away with with cancer at the age of 42.

I called up my readings on what I had been taught in

Isaiah 53:5
But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed.

Only faith could save him from death and disease and since he didn't believe hard enough, the Lord judged his faith to not be good enough. I think it was because he was divorced.

Then I thought about,

Luke 11:9
And I say unto you, Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you.

Matthew 21:22
And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.

Despite my fervent prayers, either my faith waned or stories about seas parting, a man living inside the belly of a whale, blowing trumpets to knock down city walls, talking burning bushes and two of every animal on a boat (kangaroos included) were not true.

I think it's pretty clear every word in the Bible is 100% truth, so it must have just been us.

I was weak in my faith and he had transgressed God's decree against divorce.

Our Lord is strict but fair.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

You should show more respect on God's favorite forum!

Well you see, atheists have no respect for anything. Since they reject God's love and don't believe in the Holy Bible, they are completely immoral scum. Being an atheist is a dangerous choice.