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  • Johannes Kirkeholm
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2010
    • 395

    #1186
    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Judge for yourself, Surely Homo.

    Psalm 11:6

    Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup.

    Sounds to me like it hurts a lot more than paint balling!
    To the atheists:

    To the false christians:

    Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

    Hosea 13:16
    Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #1187
      Re: Are You an Atheist?

      Originally posted by Sherbrock Holmes View Post
      I'm bare atheist!! Abortion goes where? sorry I can't hear you over my sinful pleasures! Oh oh is it hell now? Oh well, I bet it doesn't hurt as much as paint balling...
      I can only imagine what sort of depraved practice that might be, probably on the order of "teabagging".

      Since you're an atheist, and hate God, why are you on a Christian church forum? Do you think you will shock us by declaring your desire to spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire?
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Sherbrock Holmes
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        • Oct 2010
        • 6

        #1188
        Re: Are You an Atheist?

        Because strangely enough I can do what-ever the fuck I want... God is a batty cunt.

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        • Sherbrock Holmes
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          • Oct 2010
          • 6

          #1189
          Re: Are You an Atheist?

          Originally posted by Sherbrock Holmes View Post
          Because strangely enough I can do what-ever the piffle I want... God is a batty cooter.
          I guess swearing is against god? LAWDY LAWDY

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #1190
            Re: Are You an Atheist?

            Originally posted by Sherbrock Holmes View Post
            I guess swearing is against god? LAWDY LAWDY


            Boring troll is boring.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Johannes Kirkeholm
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2010
              • 395

              #1191
              Re: Are You an Atheist?

              Originally posted by Sherbrock Holmes View Post
              Because strangely enough I can do what-ever the piffle I want... God is a batty cooter.
              Surely you can do whatever you like. You can choose to be an ignorant heathen or you can choose to be a Christian. But you should know that your choices have consequences!

              Revelation 20:14-15
              And death and hell were cast into the
              lake of fire. This is the second
              death. And whosoever was not found
              written in the book of life was cast
              into the lake of fire.

              Guess who isn't found in book of life. That's right, atheists. Have a fun time burning for eternity! Hope you like the smell of brimstone too!
              To the atheists:

              To the false christians:

              Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

              Hosea 13:16
              Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

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              • jackthe
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                • Oct 2010
                • 6

                #1192
                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                I'm an atheist because there is no evidence that God exists. There is as much evidence for the Christian God existing as the Roman Pantheon or Hindu belief system. Furthermore I find it hard to believe in a god which is omni-benevolent, and yet would send me to Hell just for not believing him? He would be infinitely vengeful and infinitely unforgiving when he punishes me for all eternity. After all it IS god, why should he care?

                Tell me I'm going to go to Hell if you like, I don't care; it won't affect me or worry because I do not believe such a place exists.

                Just thought I'd contribute.

                PS. I'm disgusted by the racism on this website.

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                • Wide-Open
                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449

                  #1193
                  Re: Are You an Atheist?

                  Originally posted by jackthe View Post
                  Hindu belief system.
                  Friend, our Lord only has two arms, thank you.

                  Furthermore I find it hard to believe in a god which is omni-benevolent
                  Rightfully so. Our Lord is a jealous one, and he can get pretty cross at times. You can read the Bible if you don't believe me.

                  and yet would send me to Hell just for not believing him?
                  Yup.

                  He would be infinitely vengeful and infinitely unforgiving when he punishes me for all eternity.
                  Exodus 34:14
                  For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:


                  After all it IS god, why should he care?
                  See above. It hurts him if you don't believe in Him.
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930

                    #1194
                    Re: Are You an Atheist?

                    Originally posted by jackthe View Post
                    I'm an atheist because there is no evidence that God exists. There is as much evidence for the Christian God existing as the Roman Pantheon or Hindu belief system. Furthermore I find it hard to believe in a god which is omni-benevolent, and yet would send me to Hell just for not believing him? He would be infinitely vengeful and infinitely unforgiving when he punishes me for all eternity. After all it IS god, why should he care?
                    God cares because He demands our worship and obedience. Haven't you ever read the ten commandments?

                    Exodus 20:4-5 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
                    Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

                    Originally posted by jackthe View Post
                    Tell me I'm going to go to Hell if you like, I don't care; it won't affect me or worry because I do not believe such a place exists.
                    You're going to hell. It's going to seem very real to you when the only respite from the flames of hell is Satan poking you with his trident.

                    Originally posted by jackthe View Post
                    PS. I'm disgusted by the racism on this website.
                    Friend, we have a strict zero tolerance policy against racism. If you find any, please report it to a Pastor at once.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • jackthe
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                      • Oct 2010
                      • 6

                      #1195
                      Re: Are You an Atheist?

                      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                      Friend, our Lord only has two arms, thank you.



                      Rightfully so. Our Lord is a jealous one, and he can get pretty cross at times. You can read the Bible if you don't believe me.



                      Yup.



                      Exodus 34:14
                      For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:




                      See above. It hurts him if you don't believe in Him.
                      Meh to be honest in that case, he sounds little better than Satan.

                      "Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones."
                      - Marcus Aurelius

                      You worship an unjust God, and if Heaven were to truly exist I would surely not like to worship your hateful God. The God that I knew growing up was all loving and forgiving.

                      In the end you have no proof that God exists except "personal experiences" which are blindly attributed to God and can never be varified.

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                      • jackthe
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                        • Oct 2010
                        • 6

                        #1196
                        Re: Are You an Atheist?

                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                        God cares because He demands our worship and obedience. Haven't you ever read the ten commandments?

                        Exodus 20:4-5 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
                        Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;



                        You're going to hell. It's going to seem very real to you when the only respite from the flames of hell is Satan poking you with his trident.



                        Friend, we have a strict zero tolerance policy against racism. If you find any, please report it to a Pastor at once.
                        I suppose we have a different view on racism. A site that suggests all black people should be exterminated is... Well I don't suppose it could be more racist.

                        So what should our foreign policy towards Africa be?

                        Invade and exterminate. Also kill all the men of nations that are allied with African nations:
                        I dare say this is racism.

                        Furthermore:
                        Does God listen the prayers of Christians who aren't white Americans?

                        No, he doesn't want to listen to non-whites and non-Americans because he considers them dogs.

                        Where the USA is mentioned in the Bible I do not know, and why you think it is in the book confuses me even more.

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #1197
                          Re: Are You an Atheist?

                          Originally posted by jackthe View Post
                          Meh to be honest in that case, he sounds little better than Satan.

                          "Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones."
                          - Marcus Aurelius
                          We like quoting Marcus Aurelius, do we?

                          Unlike you atheists, True Christians™ are well-read and know that there is more to Meditations than a single quote oft-loved by God-mockers.

                          You do know he was a Stoic, and compared atheists like you to traitors and perverts, right?
                          Body, soul, intelligence: to the body belong sensations, to the soul appetites, to the intelligence principles. To receive the impressions of forms by means of appearances belongs even to animals; to be pulled by the strings of desire belongs both to wild beasts and to men who have made themselves into women, and to a Phalaris and a Nero: and to have the intelligence that guides to the things which appear suitable belongs also to those who do not believe in the gods, and who betray their country, and do their impure deeds when they have shut the doors.

                          If then everything else is common to all that I have mentioned, there remains that which is peculiar to the good man, to be pleased and content with what happens, and with the thread which is spun for him; and not to defile the divinity which is planted in his breast, nor disturb it by a crowd of images, but to preserve it tranquil, following it obediently as a god, neither saying anything contrary to the truth, nor doing anything contrary to justice.

                          - Marcus Aurelius, Meditations, Book Three
                          Marcus Aurelius was not an atheist, and believed in the Fates determining what would happen to people. This is a recurring theme throughout the Meditations, along with his gratitude to . . . to what? Oh, the GODS.
                          You worship an unjust God, and if Heaven were to truly exist I would surely not like to worship your hateful God. The God that I knew growing up was all loving and forgiving.
                          And yet you abandoned even the fluffy-bunny all-loving god that you imagined, instead of the real God of the Bible, who loves and hates in equal measure!

                          I shouldn't be surprised that you never bothered to read the Bible. You never read Marcus Aurelius, either, and yet quote him as though you find him an authority.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Levi Jones
                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                             
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 13930

                            #1198
                            Re: Are You an Atheist?

                            Originally posted by jackthe View Post
                            I suppose we have a different view on racism. A site that suggests all black people should be exterminated is... Well I don't suppose it could be more racist.


                            I dare say this is racism.
                            How can it be racist if God commands it? Plus, it was only a question.

                            Deuteronomy 7:2-3 And when the LORD thy God shall deliver them before thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto them:
                            Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                            • jackthe
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                              • Oct 2010
                              • 6

                              #1199
                              Re: Are You an Atheist?

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                              We like quoting Marcus Aurelius, do we?

                              Unlike you atheists, True Christians™ are well-read and know that there is more to Meditations than a single quote oft-loved by God-mockers.

                              You do know he was a Stoic, and compared atheists like you to traitors and perverts, right?


                              Marcus Aurelius was not an atheist, and believed in the Fates determining what would happen to people. This is a recurring theme throughout the Meditations, along with his gratitude to . . . to what? Oh, the GODS.

                              And yet you abandoned even the fluffy-bunny all-loving god that you imagined, instead of the real God of the Bible, who loves and hates in equal measure!

                              I shouldn't be surprised that you never bothered to read the Bible. You never read Marcus Aurelius, either, and yet quote him as though you find him an authority.

                              Gods? Oh dear is he a polytheist? You must not even contemplate using a polytheists words, you will become corrupted by typing them and I fear for your soul in this case! What next, you will be worshipping Zeus and Hades? You must stop quoting anything unless it is from the bible, otherwise it corrupts ones soul!

                              Having said that, I do not care. The God that you worship sounds like a real horrible entity. I shan't be worshipping your God. Perhaps one day I will become a Christian again, but I surely will not be as hateful as you!

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                              • jackthe
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                                #1200
                                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                How can it be racist if God commands it? Plus, it was only a question.

                                Deuteronomy 7:2-3 And when the LORD thy God shall deliver them before thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto them:
                                Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.
                                And who are "them"?

                                Where is the evidence that God exists? It's only a question (not including the Bible, that would be a huge logical fallacy to suggest it was).

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