[Child of Odin]

Re: False Religions Register

Yes, but our Bible was written by God, using humans as mere ink pens. The Satanic Bible was written by some Anton Levee guy in the 60's as a way to make money and score with chicks.

It's been a while since we've had one of you Asatru guys on here. Do you know a death metal band guy named Ghaal? He was on here a few years ago, posting photos of his band wearing black and white face paint and impractical armor and weapons, and his posts were all "CHRISTIAN BLUD WILL FLOW AND YOU WILL SEE THAT YOUR GOD IS WEAK! BLACK METAL IST KREIG!". I could imagine him screaming that in a Cookie Monster voice. I was in tears from laughing every time I read one of his posts.

He seemed to be here mainly to claim he was going to take revenge for the slaughter of his ancestors by invading Christians. We tried to get him to explain if his gods were as strong as he claimed they were, why were they unable to protect his people from the invading Christians. He finally left in tears after he realized that he had no answer.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Actually, yes, I do know him. He's not Death Metal, nor Asatru. He's Black Metal and Satanist. The real kind. If he treatened you, you might want to call the cops, as he really will bring you harm. He tortured some guy in his basement years ago. A direct threat from the Black Metal world is real; if they said so, they will come after you. I, however, am a pacifist, unless directly and physically threatened. I can serve Odin through self defence. Also, your Christ god won because he had the backing of the Roman empire. You do not seem to have such backing. And I believe that those cookie monster vocal are what you Christians call possession.

[Child of Odin]

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Yes, but our Bible was written by God, using humans as mere ink pens. The Satanic Bible was written by some Anton Levee guy in the 60's as a way to make money and score with chicks.

It's been a while since we've had one of you Asatru guys on here. Do you know a death metal band guy named Ghaal? He was on here a few years ago, posting photos of his band wearing black and white face paint and impractical armor and weapons, and his posts were all "CHRISTIAN BLUD WILL FLOW AND YOU WILL SEE THAT YOUR GOD IS WEAK! BLACK METAL IST KREIG!". I could imagine him screaming that in a Cookie Monster voice. I was in tears from laughing every time I read one of his posts.

He seemed to be here mainly to claim he was going to take revenge for the slaughter of his ancestors by invading Christians. We tried to get him to explain if his gods were as strong as he claimed they were, why were they unable to protect his people from the invading Christians. He finally left in tears after he realized that he had no answer.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Ghaal does not cry. Watch your back, for you grossly underestimate him. Even one such as I, do not associate with him, due to his violence.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Please Amuse yourself and email me.

This is not some homogay pickup joint. Please post your personal ads on your own server. Thank you.

[MusicInHerHeart]

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Also, what is the point of this thread? You obviously don't care about whether or not your information is accurate regarding other faiths.
Are you simply looking to insult the beliefs of others?
If you consider these other beliefs to be your enemies, should you not know your enemies better, so as to defeat them?

Hear, hear!

I was astounded by the lack of intelligence displayed at the start of this thread.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: False Religions Register

Actually, yes, I do know him. He's not Death Metal, nor Asatru. He's Black Metal and Satanist. The real kind. If he treatened you, you might want to call the cops, as he really will bring you harm. He tortured some guy in his basement years ago. A direct threat from the Black Metal world is real; if they said so, they will come after you.

It's been two or three years, and none of us have heard a peep from him. Besides, he's got an axe shaped like the batman symbol and a leather jacket with ten-penny nails stuck all over it with a hot-glue gun. I've got several rifles, pistols, and a Kevlar vest.

Also, your Christ god won because he had the backing of the Roman empire. You do not seem to have such backing.

The American Empire is no slouch. We just need the liberal politicians voted out of office so our troops can do their jobs without having to fret so much about "civilian" casualties. The "insurgency" in Iraq would have been over almost as soon as it started if we allowed ourselves to level any town that is home to a terrorist.

And I believe that those cookie monster vocal are what you Christians call possession.

I've seen full-blown demon possession before. Some clown wearing makeup and growling like a muppet from a children's TV show is not it.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Bobby-Joe]

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You have got it wrong, it was YOUR god that was nailed to a tree, mine was hanged. As to my God's death, your sources suck, and are simply inaccurate. Also, how do you know that your Satan will not win? Because your Bible says so? The Satanists have a Bible too, you know.

Here we go again. Listen dummy butt; Satan is what? A fallen angel. What is an angel? an extension of God. You know, extension like in hand. Now how is God going lose against His own hand?

You neo-pagans really aren't up to theology, are you? What do you expect from people who get their religious beliefs from recluses who talk to invisible men? As a Christian I just find it laughable.

[Alky: Child of Baccus]

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One difference between Wiccans and witches that you need is this:

Wiccans hold true that nothing is to be harmed without due course of recompense such as if you take a leaf from a plant you give back something of your body such as a single hair or previously dried plants.

Witches of the Art of High Magic hold no such regard for life and so alter nature with alchemy and spells that can kill and control humans.

Dark Witches hold no regard for life and often pull on the negativity of the world to empower the spells they use to inflict pain.

The first two use the energy found in nature to empower the spells they use. Wiccans heal most of the time.

[Bobby-Joe]

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One difference between Wiccans and witches that you need is this:

Wiccans hold true that nothing is to be harmed without due course of recompense such as if you take a leaf from a plant you give back something of your body such as a single hair or previously dried plants.

Witches of the Art of High Magic hold no such regard for life and so alter nature with alchemy and spells that can kill and control humans.

Dark Witches hold no regard for life and often pull on the negativity of the world to empower the spells they use to inflict pain.

The first two use the energy found in nature to empower the spells they use. Wiccans heal most of the time.

I see, so it is Dark Witches who are the goat humpers? Right. And that wasn't baby you were eating, it was BBQ long pig.

[Alky: Child of Baccus]

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You really blow things out of proportion.

Each witch has their own sexuality. I'll make a broad statement, though. No witch that I know has bestial sex. It harms the animal and will harm the witch as well. As for dark witches, they won't do that because they're too busy working or casting. No dark witch wastes time. They always have one project or another.

[JennyD]

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you are one to talk

I beleive twas said that Muslims worship the moon, they worship the Prophet Allah you imbecile
a good question, why are you so intolerant and imbecilic? it makes you less intouch with your god.
you keep talking about "burning" are you so consumed by this you cannot see true ethics?

My dear, if you were to look at a newspaper now and then, you'd know full well that Muslims worship a demon named Allah, whom they claim to be the same as God. Their prophet is Mo' Ham Head, seen in the photo below alongside a brave and Godly British woman who tried to show the sick little Muslim brats the folly of their ways:



You can read all about the Prophet here:

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1687755,00.html

[Magnum Innominandum]

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One difference between Wiccans and witches that you need is this:

Wiccans hold true that nothing is to be harmed without due course of recompense such as if you take a leaf from a plant you give back something of your body such as a single hair or previously dried plants.

Witches of the Art of High Magic hold no such regard for life and so alter nature with alchemy and spells that can kill and control humans.

Dark Witches hold no regard for life and often pull on the negativity of the world to empower the spells they use to inflict pain.

The first two use the energy found in nature to empower the spells they use. Wiccans heal most of the time.

La, la, la. So take a leaf from a plant. How many ancient plants or animals in the plastic margarine tub you slurped your parents' cereal out of this morning? I suggest that you tear your hair out, this instant!

Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus

[Alky: Child of Baccus]

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La, la, la. So take a leaf from a plant. How many ancient plants or animals in the plastic margarine tub you slurped your parents' cereal out of this morning? I suggest that you tear your hair out, this instant!

Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus

P.S. I use metal bowls, not plastic. Also, it's ancient plants that have already died and degraded that go into petroleum. Also, the Goddess provides that for us. The plastic made is not our fault and so the offering does not have to be made.

[Bobby-Joe]

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P.S. I use metal bowls, not plastic. Also, it's ancient plants that have already died and degraded that go into petroleum. Also, the Goddess provides that for us. The plastic made is not our fault and so the offering does not have to be made.

LIES! Petroleum is created by chemical means deep withing the earth, possibly right above Hell. Since the world is only 6,000 years old there are no ancient plants to made into oil.

I demand you cease with your pagan mythology about an old earth and evolution.

[Alky: Child of Baccus]

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LIES! Petroleum is created by chemical means deep withing the earth, possibly right above Hell. Since the world is only 6,000 years old there are no ancient plants to made into oil.

I demand you cease with your pagan mythology about an old earth and evolution.

Your dear Republican President owns over half of the petroleum oil products in the country. Beat that.

[see_the_light]

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Your dear Republican President owns over half of the petroleum oil products in the country. Beat that.

YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT!

That's why we admire him so much and ask ourselves how people can question his inteligence, his vision.

And we see that THE LORD has chosen to reward him.

What better leader could we have?

PRAISE THE LORD!