[JennyD]

Re: False Religions Register

The Orthodox church does not worship satan...no way...by no means NO!
they acctually are the most exigent church to be on earth
and they dont worship dead bodies...those bodies belong to ppl who had a strong belief in God and by the will of God those bodies did never altered so they are meant to keep the faith in ppl n make them respect God

im sure the strongest believers among ur ppl hav their bodies preserved too but they are burried so u dont know.

Ah, so they carry a pickled corpse about for people to fondle.

That's disgusting! (Not to mention unhygienic.)

I can only imagine what their priests do with it after services . . .

[Krusty-Nicole]

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first of all they dont carry to bodies to fondle...ppl dont pray to the body,ppl pray to God himself,who is not represented by the bodies
the bodies r a proof that God makes miracles even nowadays

sencondly,the bodies r kept in safe coffins and ppl dont touch the bodies

and anyway,knowing that they r holy bodies they r dissease proofed and healthy

[Krusty-Nicole]

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and insulting the priests wont bring you anyhting good

what if i would insult your pastors?...but i will not and i dont want to insult ur pastors

[JennyD]

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I saw one once that Catholics were hauling around. It was exposed to the air, and people came and rubbed it for luck like it was a rabbit's foot.

It was disgusting, like some carnival sideshow. (OK, so that describes Catholicism in general.)

A few neighbors and I got together and gave the dead fellow a proper cremation. Now if, as you say, God had wanted them to schlep this dead guy around for people to touch, why did He allow the body to be burned up?

[Krusty-Nicole]

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there are bodies that resisted to fire acctually,read history

and that is not what "describes the Catholicism in general",read The Councils books,written by the popes along the history

as about the Orthodox church read the books written by the Fathers of the Church,written during the oldest times in history

thus u will find out wit ur own eyes what "describes the Catholicism in general"

and what the Orthodox church is about

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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and they dont worship dead bodies...those bodies belong to ppl who had a strong belief in God and by the will of God those bodies did never altered so they are meant to keep the faith in ppl n make them respect God

im sure the strongest believers among ur ppl hav their bodies preserved too but they are burried so u dont know.

What does any of that prove? The Buddhists make the same claim about the "incorruptible bodies" of dead lamas. Also, the bog men, sacrificed to pagan deities, have been preserved for millennia. Does that mean that the Eastern Orthodontist church, Buddhism, and ancient Northern European paganism are all true?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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The Orthodox church does not worship satan...no way...by no means NO!
they acctually are the most exigent church to be on earth

I had to look up "exigent" because that's a new word for me. Thanks for giving me a new vocabulary word, friend.

Exigent means "requiring immediate action or aid". I agree with you that the Orthodox church is lost and requires immediate aid and action, but what makes you say that they are more exigent than all the other lost churches?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Max Bayes]

Re: False Religions Register

I haven't had the time to read through all 51 pages of the register, but has anyone mentioned The Jedi? These foul deviants worship some sort of ungodly power known as the force. With it, they believe they can control a man's mind or move objects around the room with just their thoughts!

From observing the Jedi, I believe their main forms of worship includes picking up any 2 to 3 foot long pole like object, pairing off with another Jedi, who occasionally dons the role of "The Sith", and performing some sort of sword fight like dance whilst making "Whooosh" and "Ksssh" like noises. I thought that maybe they were talking in tongues, but another form of worship seems to include saying sentences with a bizarre form of grammar whilst performing kermit the frog impressions. I have also noticed a bizarre interest with science and space, which as we all know is the realm of the cursed Atheist.

Surely, these are dark heretics indeed.

In the UK alone, there are 340,000 of these Jedi. There are more of them then there are Jews!

Pray to the Lord so that he may deliver us from these disturbed creatures of darkness.

[Nobar King]

Re: False Religions Register

It was only mentioned once before in this thread:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=1748#post1748

But there is sufficient documentation of the false cult of 'the force' here:

[Krusty-Nicole]

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I haven't had the time to read through all 51 pages of the register, but has anyone mentioned The Jedi? These foul deviants worship some sort of ungodly power known as the force. With it, they believe they can control a man's mind or move objects around the room with just their thoughts!

From observing the Jedi, I believe their main forms of worship includes picking up any 2 to 3 foot long pole like object, pairing off with another Jedi, who occasionally dons the role of "The Sith", and performing some sort of sword fight like dance whilst making "Whooosh" and "Ksssh" like noises. I thought that maybe they were talking in tongues, but another form of worship seems to include saying sentences with a bizarre form of grammar whilst performing kermit the frog impressions. I have also noticed a bizarre interest with science and space, which as we all know is the realm of the cursed Atheist.

Surely, these are dark heretics indeed.

In the UK alone, there are 340,000 of these Jedi. There are more of them then there are Jews!

Pray to the Lord so that he may deliver us from these disturbed creatures of darkness.

Is this a joke too?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Is this a joke too?

Wht would anyone spend ten years and millions of dollars in order to fool you for an hour in case, maybe, you accidentally dropped in one day? Go outside. Maybe the wind will kick-start your brain.

[Krusty-Nicole]

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I had to look up "exigent" because that's a new word for me. Thanks for giving me a new vocabulary word, friend.

Exigent means "requiring immediate action or aid". I agree with you that the Orthodox church is lost and requires immediate aid and action, but what makes you say that they are more exigent than all the other lost churches?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

You're Welcome.


I'm sorry,I just used a wrong word.I should have said RELUCTANT.

Yes.Now,don't be jelous,but the Orthodox church is more reluctant than you are.Of course,they are not racists as you are,they don't reject the people with disabiliteis and not even the people who want to know God.

[Krusty-Nicole]

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Wht would anyone spend ten years and millions of dollars in order to fool you for an hour in case, maybe, you accidentally dropped in one day? Go outside. Maybe the wind will kick-start your brain.

Because the Jedies sound like a bunch of insane people.

And watch your precious spelling.God may not like you anymore if you spell the words wrong.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Because the Jedies sound like a bunch of insane people.

Anybody who bases their faith on some story made up by some crank living the desert is insane. It must be the heat and lack of water that makes people come up with the utter nonsense we see. However the Jedies count for something like 10% of the English population so they are hardly a joke.

[Krusty-Nicole]

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Anybody who bases their faith on some story made up by some crank living the desert is insane. It must be the heat and lack of water that makes people come up with the utter nonsense we see. However the Jedies count for something like 10% of the English population so they are hardly a joke.

Unfortunately yes.
Look what a S.F. movie has done.