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  • #346
    Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

    Originally posted by pinks View Post
    i would appreciate it if i could please have my account removed. since i hate associating with God-haters, blasphemers, satanists, occultists, and hippies just like all of you and your false teachings, message boards of sin, and black magic. thank you for letting me be a part of your filth for a little. hopefully i was able to show you the true light, which is Jesus Christ, who you all dont know
    You said you were closing your account, drama whore. If that's what you wanted you'd just do it and go away...not keep returning to stir the pot.

    This also makes YOU a liar.
    Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!

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    • #347
      Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

      Accounts are never closed here. Your words will stand for all eternity for the world to see and laugh at.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #348
        Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        Accounts are never closed here. Your words will stand for all eternity for the world to see and laugh at.
        Well, that's good!

        Pinks, just LEAVE. You love the drama. I bet you're touching yourself and praising satan.
        Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!

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        • #349
          Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

          Originally posted by pinks View Post
          i would appreciate it if i could please have my account removed. since i hate associating with God-haters, blasphemers, satanists, occultists, and hippies just like all of you and your false teachings, message boards of sin, and black magic. thank you for letting me be a part of your filth for a little. hopefully i was able to show you the true light, which is Jesus Christ, who you all dont know
          What happened to "I'm removing my own account?" What happened to "I'm leaving and I'll never be back?"

          Boy, you still have zits on your butt, and you are so full of yourself that you can't see Jesus as He truly is. I'd be willing to bet that you can't keep your hands out of your pants...

          All you have to do is click on that little red "x" in the upper right hand corner of your screen and walk away. But if you do, you will be blowing your last chance at hearing about God's Divine Plan for us all, and thus Salvation(c).

          Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya on your way out. And enjoy hell, pinky.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #350
            Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

            Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya on your way out. And enjoy hell, pinky. [/quote]


            Pastor Ezekiel, are you really a pastor? I think you are motivated by hate and not by love. You are not really reflecting Jesus in your words.

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            • #351
              Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

              Originally posted by reimangle View Post
              Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya on your way out. And enjoy hell, pinky.

              Originally posted by reimangle View Post
              Pastor Ezekiel, are you really a pastor? I think you are motivated by hate and not by love. You are not really reflecting Jesus in your words.
              Dear Heathen,

              The good Pastor is motivated only by love. Love of the true Scripture and not the feel good, homo, hippy sewer trash that so many "churches" try to pass off as real scripture.
              Malakhi 2:2 If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart.
              2:3 Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.

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              • #352
                Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                It says on wikipedia
                The Landover Baptist Church is a very Christian Baptistchurch based in the very Christian town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a divine revelation of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.
                The site was created by Jesus Christ, who obtained his Master's Degree in English Literature from George Mason University in 1993 after being expelled from Liberty University in 1989 for producing a radio show which Liberty's administration found offensive. The site is owned by a company called Americhrist, Ltd.
                The church grants all authority to its Pastor Deacon Fred Smith, in accordance with its interpretation of Romans 13
                The owner of the site, Jesus Christ frequently appears at conventions playing the character of "Pastor Deacon Fred Smith"
                Explain this without a 10 point infraction!
                Last edited by Talitha; 03-29-2009, 05:58 PM. Reason: Typo
                2 Kings 18:27 Hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you? Matthew 10:34 34Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. (Matthew 15:26)But he answered and said, It is not right to take the children's bread, and cast it to dogs. "Guns don't kill people, people kill people" Good NRA saying

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                • #353
                  Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                  Originally posted by silverfox2358 View Post
                  It says on wikipedia




                  Explain this without a 10 point infraction!
                  You're on some sort of drugs aren't you? And I doubt your doctor prescribed them. Landover Baptist Church
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • #354
                    Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                    Are you claiming to be Jesus?
                    John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

                    Not by Mary.

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                    • #355
                      Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                      Originally posted by Clydeall12 View Post
                      Are you claiming to be Jesus?
                      Who are you talking to? Is this your first time on the Interwebs? Use the quote button Cletus!
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                      Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                      God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                      Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                      • #356
                        Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? YES

                        you people are sick. in your post located at http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=44 you call us zombies, yet you're the people mindlessly following a book that has been more skewed than a 2000 year old game of telephone. you wanna come out here and 'crack some skulls for christ'? Way to turn the other cheek. Way to love thy neighbor. You people are hypocrats.. and honestly I hope this post sends me straight to hell because at least I won't have to spend the rest of eternity with you douchebags.
                        Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment? Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they? Which of you by taking thought can add one cubit unto his stature? - Matthew 6:25

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                        • #357
                          Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                          What is a "hypocrat"? Is it like a Democrat?

                          And why do you think that God is so weak that He can't even make sure His Word is passed down correctly?
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                          • #358
                            Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                            What is a "hypocrat"? Is it like a Democrat?
                            You are exactly right.

                            According to http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hypocrat, the term hypocrat means
                            Democrats that say one thing and do another.
                            Since most of us on this forum are not communists and we strictly follow God’s Word, I’m not sure at whom such a derogatory word is directed.
                            Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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                            • #359
                              Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                              I've never seen the words "hate" and "rape" used so regular in a forum before.

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                              • #360
                                Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                                Originally posted by Sixtha View Post
                                I've never seen the words "hate" and "rape" used so regular in a forum before.
                                Are you insinuating something from this statement? If you're accusing me of rape, then that's slander and I'll have my team of expensive lawyers send you a letter Monday. Tell your parents. It's going to end up costing them a lot of money.

                                Besides, do you have access to some kind of database that aggregates all words written in all forums for frequency? I didn't think so.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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