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  • #286
    Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

    Nothing. But beating your wives and donating every worldly possession you have to a website and following the Bible word for word is extreme.

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    • #287
      Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

      That's not the definition of 'cult'. Cults follow men who claim to be prophets or messiahs. We follow Jesus. This is a Church. There is a difference.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #288
        Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

        What did I just say??? I DIDN'T CALL YOU A CULT!!!!!! I called you extremists. If you can't figure out what that means, I'm not going to bother explaining it this time, you can look it up yourself. I'm not here to be a dictionary, you know.

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        • #289
          Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

          Then you are posting in the wrong thread. Do you want an infraction for that, too?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #290
            Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

            Actually, I believe the title of the thread "Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?". That's a question, and I answered it. I'll go and get a pencil and paper for your written apology.

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            • #291
              Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

              Originally posted by thatguy View Post
              Actually, I believe the title of the thread "Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?". That's a question, and I answered it. I'll go and get a pencil and paper for your written apology.
              With an explanation why we are not friend. You are hardly an authority on anything (beyond how to get a singularly lousy hair cut).

              May I suggest a hood in the future?

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • #292
                Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                For the last time, one of you idiots changed my avatar to that. Honestly, if that's the only thing about me that you make fun of, then you conced that my points are valid. Score: Thatguy (and the rest of reasonable society):400 000 000 BANNED You (twisted deluded freaks): 0 GLORY!
                Last edited by Bobby-Joe; 03-06-2009, 11:22 PM. Reason: Fact correcting

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                • #293
                  Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                  Hmmm... he got rubbed out...
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                  • #294
                    Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                    Hmmm... he got rubbed out...
                    So THAT'S what Brother B-J means when he says he and Pastor Zeke are "gonna go rub one out" after church!
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                    • #295
                      Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                      They're banning kids from the forum. It's a thankless task, so let me take a minute to thank everyone who keeps this place from turning into a den of insanity. Without all your help people would think that clowns are Christians.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • #296
                        Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                        Then I hope those fine men keep rubbing 'em out whenever they feel the urge.

                        Gentlemen, please let me know if I can lend a hand! We ladies like to join in the fun sometimes, too!
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                        • #297
                          Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                          Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                          Then I hope those fine men keep rubbing 'em out whenever they feel the urge.

                          Gentlemen, please let me know if I can lend a hand! We ladies like to join in the fun sometimes, too!
                          Thanks for the offer, but sometimes a Man's gotta do what a Man's gotta do.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #298
                            Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                            Thatguy must have caused quite a stir if you guys are that happy to ban him... what did he do?

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                            • #299
                              Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                              Originally posted by theunderminer View Post
                              Thatguy must have caused quite a stir if you guys are that happy to ban him... what did he do?
                              He mocked God, and he was a damned foreigner.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #300
                                Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                                “Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!” (Isaiah 5:20)

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