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  • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

    Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
    It is actually probably better to say thou shall not murder. The meaning has changed a bit. Killing is quite necessary in many situations according to the good book.
    Any book advocating murder can be a lot of things, but it definitely isn't GOOD!

    And Talitha was nothing more than a person wanting to get rid of her very rich husband. That is where you people stepped in. Not necessarily because of the teachings of the so-called good book. But for greed.

    Nothing very christian or religious about that.

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    • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

      Originally posted by Deviant_JJ View Post
      Good of you to show up!!! I have indeed discovered the truth that these people try to hide!!

      I was looking at your posts earlier on before my registration was approved, and I did see your avatar too!

      Both our avatars spell "freedom"!

      Avast the biggots there matey!! Aaaarrrrrr!
      A freedom they want to suppress, along with the real truth about our Creation.

      Have you seen how upset they get when I try to share a good pasta recipe in honour of The Flying Spaghetti Monster?
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      • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

        Hi Talitha!

        Let's hear your comments about this!!

        JJ

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        • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

          Originally posted by Deviant_JJ View Post
          Any book advocating murder can be a lot of things, but it definitely isn't GOOD!

          And Talitha was nothing more than a person wanting to get rid of her very rich husband. That is where you people stepped in. Not necessarily because of the teachings of the so-called good book. But for greed.

          Nothing very christian or religious about that.
          HOW DARE YOU!

          I was totally cleared of ANY wrong-doing.
          That is slander. Where is my Joo Lawyer?

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
            HOW DARE YOU!

            I was totally cleared of ANY wrong-doing.
            That is slander. Where is my Joo Lawyer?
            Oh dear, do you think he is jail along with Brand's accountant?
            Yours in Christ,
            Bethany Angelica Covington

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            • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

              Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
              A freedom they want to suppress, along with the real truth about our Creation.

              Have you seen how upset they get when I try to share a good pasta recipe in honour of The Flying Spaghetti Monster?
              Man!! I love your sense of humour!!!

              They can never suppress freedom, they can never suppress the change that is coming to the US and the world after the demise of that coke-snorting holier-than-thou biggot Bush.

              The future is looking bright indeed, and these people are so affraid of it!!

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              • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                Originally posted by Bethany Covington View Post
                Oh dear, do you think he is jail along with Brand's accountant?
                Don't be so silly. He's the best there is for the right price.

                Do you have permission from your husband to be here?

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                  Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                  HOW DARE YOU!

                  I was totally cleared of ANY wrong-doing.
                  That is slander. Where is my Joo Lawyer?
                  The slander is right here on your site my dear!

                  And do you really think your "joo lawyer" will be happy about you calling him that name??

                  Remember, your support recently left the white house!!!

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                  • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                    Originally posted by Deviant_JJ View Post
                    The slander is right here on your site my dear!

                    And do you really think your "joo lawyer" will be happy about you calling him that name??

                    Remember, your support recently left the white house!!!
                    I can call him whatever I like with the amount I pay him.

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                      Originally posted by Deviant_JJ View Post
                      Man!! I love your sense of humour!!!

                      They can never suppress freedom, they can never suppress the change that is coming to the US and the world after the demise of that coke-snorting holier-than-thou biggot Bush.

                      The future is looking bright indeed, and these people are so affraid of it!!
                      Oh you can gloat over what you think is a victory, but let me tell you, there will be far fewer citizens reaching heaven if that Obamination has its way with such things as "free medicine".

                      The Godly Mr Bush and his faithful cohorts did their very best for 8 years to save the souls of the ungodly and what thanks do they get? Posts like yours!

                      Your type makes me sick to my heart! Mrs Palin and Mr McCain were willing to take on that thankless task of steering the US to a country Truly "Under God" and what happens? At the last moment the crowd (and I include you and that FSM heathen here) cried out for Barabbas!
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                      • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                        Don't be so silly. He's the best there is for the right price.

                        Do you have permission from your husband to be here?
                        So, when you see any other woman turn up over here, you the "Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister" asks whether they can be here? Hmmmm??? You kill me, you really do!

                        Yet you have your husband killed, advocate it clearly on this site, and when someone asks you about it, you send that person a warning?! LOL!!!

                        I imagine that the "tither" or whatever you call the religious bribe, must have something to do with that!!

                        So, just like ancient catholicism, you people bribe your way into the hereafter?! NICE! And there I was thinking that that was one to the things protestanism wanted to do away with.... Oh well!!!

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                        • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                          He doesn't care what you call him as long as the check is sent on time.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            He doesn't care what you call him as long as the check is sent on time.
                            It's always cash

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                            • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                              I hope you're not accusing the good sister of being a bigot. If she was a bigot she would never use a Joo accountant. The fact that she does even though his culture is foreign to us shows that she's not a bigot. Get it?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                                Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                                It's always cash
                                They like that even better.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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