Happy Atheists Day!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

I was so busy having fun with our April Fools Day joke thread that I forgot to wish all the God-mocking atheistards who visit this site a "Happy Atheists Day" yesterday, April 1!

You'd think I would remember, given that Psalm 14 was the topic of my sermon yesterday.

Psalm 14:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.


Atheists, I apologize for the oversight. Happy Belated Atheists Day!

[Noah Sole]

Re: Happy Atheists Day!

How can anyone be 'Happy' knowing they will be spending eternity wriggling on Satans burning pole?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Happy Atheists Day!

I thought atheists didn't celebrate anything.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Happy Atheists Day!

How can anyone be 'Happy' knowing they will be spending eternity wriggling on Satans burning pole?

You've certainly hit on the crux of the matter Brother Sole. "Atheists" aren't some primitive loin cloth wearing tribe wandering around some remote mountains like the National Geographic is always uncovering, atheists have heard the Word of God and chose to reject it. They live in constant fear that they might just be wrong after all – and they know what the consequences are. It's sort of like wondering if they indeed erased all that child porn from their hard drive or if some clever forensic specialist from the FBI can uncover it and they will go to prison for the next 25 years.

[Noah Sole]

Re: Happy Atheists Day!

Amen Brother.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Happy Atheists Day!

"Hi, do you believe in God?"
"No, do you?"
"No..."
"Alright...Was nice talking to you!"

That is the normal talk between atheists. And thats the reason the have no friends. And because they have no friends, they become gay.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Happy Atheists Day!

The only thing atheists celebrate is how many young, vibrant, lithe young men they have converted to anality.