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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22888
    #1

    THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

    They're not happy in Gaza ...
    They're not happy in Egypt ...
    They're not happy in Libya ...
    They're not happy in Morocco ...
    They're not happy in Iran ...
    They're not happy in Iraq ...
    They're not happy in Yemen ...
    They're not happy in Afghanistan ...
    They're not happy in Pakistan ...
    They're not happy in Syria ...
    They're not happy in Lebanon ...

    SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

    They're happy in The USA ...
    They're happy in Australia …
    They're happy in Canada...
    They're happy in England ...
    They're happy in France ...
    They're happy in Italy ...
    They're happy in Germany ...
    They're happy in Sweden ...
    They're happy in Norway ...
    They're happy in Holland ...
    They're happy in Denmark ...

    Basically,They're happy in every country
    That is not Muslim and unhappy!

    AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

    Not Islam.
    Not Their leadership.
    Not Themselves.

    THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

    AND THEN; They want To change Those countries To be like......
    THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

    The Solution is Jesus!
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

      This is why I am planning to deliver a sermon this Sunday entitled: "All Foreigners Are Ungrateful Scum in God's Eyes."

      I hope to see you all there.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Little Donkey
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2010
          • 498
          #3
          Re: THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

          They hate us for our freedoms, it drives them completely insane. That's why we need to increase our military spending and launch the occasional war to keep them in check (ok, not so occasional... what you gonna do?). But that's the main reason - our freedom. They see all our freedoms and get mad about it then we have to bomb them.

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            • Redeemed Papist
              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 10409
              #4
              Re: THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

              Originally posted by Little Donkey View Post
              They hate us for our freedoms, it drives them completely insane. That's why we need to increase our military spending and launch the occasional war to keep them in check (ok, not so occasional... what you gonna do?). But that's the main reason - our freedom. They see all our freedoms and get mad about it then we have to bomb them.
              Aren't we being a little simplistic here?

              They first pray to their moon god for an answer as to why they are not happy. When they get no answer, no matter how hard they pray for it to smite us, then they get angry and take matters into their own hands.

              It's all because they really know deep down that they worship a false god who is utterly ineffective when you pray to it. They all just can't admit to each other that they are wrong out of stubborn pride. They are jealous of our wondrous Lord Jesus who did something effective in dying for our sins and will come again and send them all screaming into Hell.

              When you get right down to it they are unhappy because we have Jesus as our redeemer.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

                  Here's an educational video on the subject.

                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • death to witches
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Sep 2012
                      • 6
                      #6
                      Re: THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

                      I've been praying to Jesus what should we do to these Moose Limbs. Jesus revealed it to me.



                      Jesus also gave me proof Muhammad is Satan

                      Muhammad

                      M = 13 x 9 = 117
                      U = 21 x 9 = 189
                      H = 8 x 9 = 72
                      A = 1 x 9 = 9
                      M = 13 x 9 = 117
                      M = 13 x 9 = 117
                      A = 1 x 9 = 9
                      D = 4 x 9 = 36
                      _______________+
                      TOTAL = 666
                      Muhammad = 666

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                        • PetitionLady
                          Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                          Forum Member
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 883
                          #7
                          Re: THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

                          Originally posted by Little Donkey View Post
                          They hate us for our freedoms, it drives them completely insane. That's why we need to increase our military spending and launch the occasional war to keep them in check (ok, not so occasional... what you gonna do?). But that's the main reason - our freedom. They see all our freedoms and get mad about it then we have to bomb them.
                          Oh yes.

                          Obama is the #1 muslim enemy within.

                          But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                          him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                          ~Matt. 10:33
                          ~~~~~~~
                          Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                            • MitzaLizalor
                              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 14399
                              #8
                              Re: THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              Aren't we being a little simplistic here?

                              They first pray to their moon god for an answer as to why they are not happy. When they get no answer, no matter how hard they pray for it to smite us, then they get angry and take matters into their own hands.

                              It's all because they really know deep down that they worship a false god who is utterly ineffective when you pray to it. They all just can't admit to each other that they are wrong out of stubborn pride. They are jealous of our wondrous Lord Jesus who did something effective in dying for our sins and will come again and send them all screaming into Hell.

                              When you get right down to it they are unhappy because we have Jesus as our redeemer.
                              It is always so encouraging to know that Christianity is based on real, historical events. How different the pagan with his idols and bowing and scraping, kissing stones, organised murder, hearsay and gobbledygook that's not even backwards compatible with its own source material!

                              Thus we are assured that Jesus will indeed be here very soon and that the mindless savages who belt themselves over the head with machetes are deranged lunatics.
                              Oh, probably that last clause didn't need much assuring..

                              the Day of Ashura

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                                • Cranky Old Man
                                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                  You kids get off his lawn!
                                   
                                  • Jan 2010
                                  • 22373
                                  #9
                                  Re: THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

                                  Clearly the reason we have so much unhappiness in America lately is the Muslim Obama who stole our elections.
                                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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