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  • AngelKatie3
    Unsaved trash, suspected demon
     
    • Apr 2013
    • 49

    #31
    Re: How do atheists console each other when a loved one dies?

    I'm not kidding, atheists do insults people's death. They say "you're not going to heaven or hell because they don't exist. But in truth, you're dead or sleep forever". Sad, isn't it?
    Obey God or else you will go to hell!

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    • Hatchet the Jap
      Unsaved trash, teenaged slant
      • Apr 2013
      • 123

      #32
      Re: How do atheists console each other when a loved one dies?

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      Sorry son, your "gotcha" doesn't work. Landover Baptist have developed the first known True Christian™ Operating System: JesOS™, which blocks Satan at every turn.
      You still don't know how computers work, do you?
      This forum is made using vBulletin, which is coded in PHP, a programming language used mostly for web services. If you are using JesOS (which, I'm not gonna lie, has a crap GUI (graphical user interface)), you're still accessing this forum through an Internet Browser (Internet Explorer (which is famous for being crap), Google Chrome, Firefox, Safari, Opera etc.) You're not accessing the web through the Operating System (AKA OS, like Windows (XP, Vista, 7), iOS (All the Apple products), Linux, Android (Phones and tablets), and your JesOS). You're accessing through the web, and even if this JesOS, which blocks Satan at every turn, is there, you're pretty much standing in front of your shield because Internet Explorer (Use Google Chrome. Way faster and recognized as the best Browser. Just saying.) is not part of JesOS. That means you're taking the full blow of Satanic material.
      Did I tell you that either way, an Operating System has to be coded in a particular language? It's a very complicated process, and if you have really developed a fully fledged OS, then the person who 'made' it must have been an ICT genius, because programming is a complicated task, not to mention making a whole OS. So basically, your post just backfired on you also.
      Shut up now, admin. This is MY space. I do whatever the hell I want with it.

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      • Dr. Isaiah Jones
        Christ's Antiquarius
        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 736

        #33
        Re: How do atheists console each other when a loved one dies?

        Originally posted by Hatchet Haro View Post
        You still don't know how computers work, do you?
        This forum is made using vBulletin, which is coded in PHP, a programming language used mostly for web services. If you are using JesOS (which, I'm not gonna lie, has a crap GUI (graphical user interface)), you're still accessing this forum through an Internet Browser (Internet Explorer (which is famous for being crap), Google Chrome, Firefox, Safari, Opera etc.) You're not accessing the web through the Operating System (AKA OS, like Windows (XP, Vista, 7), iOS (All the Apple products), Linux, Android (Phones and tablets), and your JesOS). You're accessing through the web, and even if this JesOS, which blocks Satan at every turn, is there, you're pretty much standing in front of your shield because Internet Explorer (Use Google Chrome. Way faster and recognized as the best Browser. Just saying.) is not part of JesOS. That means you're taking the full blow of Satanic material.
        Did I tell you that either way, an Operating System has to be coded in a particular language? It's a very complicated process, and if you have really developed a fully fledged OS, then the person who 'made' it must have been an ICT genius, because programming is a complicated task, not to mention making a whole OS. So basically, your post just backfired on you also.
        You think you're so smart, don't you. We have no need for your secular programming languages since JesOS is proven to be far more superior to all your dumb "GUIs" and "goggle chromes". Why should we risk using some secular, unreliable computer system while there already exists one that's been touched by the grace of our Lord and Savior?

        Your post only demonstrates that you know nothing about computers while you repeatedly claim you do. Is this what you do in your spare time? Sign up on Christian forums just to show everyone what a liar you are? I hope you'll enjoy roasting in hell.
        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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        • MitzaLizalor
          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 14687

          #34
          Re: How do atheists console each other when a loved one dies?

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          Redeemed Papist
          Re: How do atheists console each other when a loved one dies?
          I've never understood why they don't just get out a knife and fork and start eating the body. I mean, what's stopping them?
          .There is no reason as they see it. They would even produce a baby for the express purpose of killing it, prepared as I understand it
          .with olive oil and spices it is just too revolting this sort of stuff must be sloshing about in their heads all day.

          .No wonder they speak gibberish. I've seen mormon funerals, outright satanism. Are mormons worse than atheists?

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          • Elijah Mee, PhD
            True Christian™ Brainiac
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2013
            • 538

            #35
            Re: How do atheists console each other when a loved one dies?

            It's so cute when atheists insist that they have principles -- completely failing to realise that, without God, there is no morality.

            You ask one of them and they say "no, I'd never eat another human" but you trap two of them together for a week with nothing to eat and they invariably start stuffing their faces. Why even bother killing your buddy before chowing down on him? When your moral framework is just a slippery slope of constantly moving goalposts, what's the difference?
            But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

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            • Hatchet the Jap
              Unsaved trash, teenaged slant
              • Apr 2013
              • 123

              #36
              Re: How do atheists console each other when a loved one dies?

              Originally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View Post
              You think you're so smart, don't you. We have no need for your secular programming languages since JesOS is proven to be far more superior to all your dumb "GUIs" and "goggle chromes". Why should we risk using some secular, unreliable computer system while there already exists one that's been touched by the grace of our Lord and Savior?

              Your post only demonstrates that you know nothing about computers while you repeatedly claim you do. Is this what you do in your spare time? Sign up on Christian forums just to show everyone what a liar you are? I hope you'll enjoy roasting in hell.
              This just proves that you don't know much about computer systems yourself. The GUI (the graphical use interface) is the look of the operating system. It allows easier use of the operating system itself so you do not have to memorize a bunch of commands that don't make sense. All you have to do is point and click. That's a GUI. All I'm saying is that your JesOS does not look user-friendly (that's just an opinion). Later, I will download and install this JesOS, and give a review after I'm done experiencing it. All I need is a download link.
              Google Chrome is just an Internet Browser famous for being faster and more reliable than Internet Explorer (which you use. IE is famous for being slow, buggy and unreliable).
              Also, I'm using Windows 7. It is extremely reliable, and is internationally recognized as the most popular OS available.
              If you are using a computer, I believe that when you first bought it, it came with an OS already, most likely Windows or Linux (famous for being extremely stable and bug-free). That's your default OS, and your default computer system.
              I went to the JesOS website, and on the front page, there's a picture that clearly says 'CODED IN AMERICA'. There. 'CODED', which means 'PROGRAMMED'. It only says that the OS was programmed in America, nothing about the programming language used.
              It seems, good sir, that you are the one who know's nothing about computers yourself. Please, do a little study on what I was actually talking about before you point fingers at me. Wikipedia's a good place to start. Here's a shortcut: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operating_system
              Shut up now, admin. This is MY space. I do whatever the hell I want with it.

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14687

                #37
                Re: How do atheists console each other when a loved one dies?
                Originally posted by Hatchet Haro View Post
                .. another OFF TOPIC post

                Here's a shortcut: http://en.*********.org/wiki/Operating_system

                Please do not post links to secularist bias, agenda driven websites.

                Christians have open minds, recognising The Truth of God's Inerrant Word and do not "reason backwards" testing reality against crackpotted theories. We do not presuppose that all knowledge must be forced into the cake tin of evolutionist trillions of years.

                Conservapedia does not have a very long entry for Operating System. Here's their page for Biblical scientific foreknowledge instead.
                False Theories

                Jesus's recognition that the truth would remain hidden from arrogant intellectuals while simultaneously revealed to humbler, openminded people. This foreshadowed the promotion of theories to pull self-centered intellectual wannabees away from God, based on the Theory of Evolution, Theory of Relativity, homosexual agenda, abortion, communism, etc.

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                • Hatchet the Jap
                  Unsaved trash, teenaged slant
                  • Apr 2013
                  • 123

                  #38
                  Re: How do atheists console each other when a loved one dies?

                  Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                  Please do not post links to secularist bias, agenda driven websites.

                  Christians have open minds, recognising The Truth of God's Inerrant Word and do not "reason backwards" testing reality against crackpotted theories. We do not presuppose that all knowledge must be forced into the cake tin of evolutionist trillions of years.

                  Conservapedia does not have a very long entry for Operating System. Here's their page for Biblical scientific foreknowledge instead.
                  Fine, then. Have it your way. Just know that computers are developed by humans.
                  It actually impresses me how you people manage to find your way around things. Such 'creativity' is to be admired.
                  For your knowledge, Wikipedia is not bias. Secularist it may be, but it certainly is not bias.
                  *By the way, does this JesOS have a built in anti-virus program? If not so, then I'm afraid that your computer is at risk of a computer virus infection, which, if left unattended to, your computer may become slow and most likely will crash. Just a little off-topic tip.*
                  Shut up now, admin. This is MY space. I do whatever the hell I want with it.

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                  • Elijah Mee, PhD
                    True Christian™ Brainiac
                    True Christian™
                    • Apr 2013
                    • 538

                    #39
                    Re: How do atheists console each other when a loved one dies?

                    Originally posted by Hatchet Haro View Post
                    This just proves that you don't know much about computer systems yourself. The GUI (the graphical use interface) is the look of the operating system. It allows easier use of the operating system itself so you do not have to memorize a bunch of commands that don't make sense. All you have to do is point and click. That's a GUI. All I'm saying is that your JesOS does not look user-friendly (that's just an opinion). Later, I will download and install this JesOS, and give a review after I'm done experiencing it. All I need is a download link.
                    Google Chrome is just an Internet Browser famous for being faster and more reliable than Internet Explorer (which you use. IE is famous for being slow, buggy and unreliable).
                    Also, I'm using Windows 7. It is extremely reliable, and is internationally recognized as the most popular OS available.
                    If you are using a computer, I believe that when you first bought it, it came with an OS already, most likely Windows or Linux (famous for being extremely stable and bug-free). That's your default OS, and your default computer system.
                    I went to the JesOS website, and on the front page, there's a picture that clearly says 'CODED IN AMERICA'. There. 'CODED', which means 'PROGRAMMED'. It only says that the OS was programmed in America, nothing about the programming language used.
                    It seems, good sir, that you are the one who know's nothing about computers yourself. Please, do a little study on what I was actually talking about before you point fingers at me. Wikipedia's a good place to start. Here's a shortcut: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operating_system
                    Well, I can tell you, friend, that it was "PROGRAMMED" in Christ++ which is a completely different ball game to your Godless programming languages.

                    Before I found Jesus, I actually attained a masters degree in secular computer science from a world-renowned university and I have to tell you that you're spouting the same sort of gibberish as the tutors there. Do you not realise that the things which seem challenging or difficult to you do not trouble us? God is truly great and He provides for us in our endeavours. (Numbers 32:11)

                    It makes me sad to think that a heathen like you may never know love like this.
                    But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

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                    • Hatchet the Jap
                      Unsaved trash, teenaged slant
                      • Apr 2013
                      • 123

                      #40
                      Re: How do atheists console each other when a loved one dies?

                      Originally posted by SeekingEnlightenment View Post
                      Well, I can tell you, friend, that it was "PROGRAMMED" in Christ++ which is a completely different ball game to your Godless programming languages.

                      Before I found Jesus, I actually attained a masters degree in secular computer science from a world-renowned university and I have to tell you that you're spouting the same sort of gibberish as the tutors there. Do you not realise that the things which seem challenging or difficult to you do not trouble us? God is truly great and He provides for us in our endeavours. (Numbers 32:11)

                      It makes me sad to think that a heathen like you may never know love like this.
                      So you're saying that this JesOS is currently running on a language called Christ++?
                      I've never heard of it, but again, there is a lot that we've never heard of.
                      Funny. I'm actually interested in how this OS works. If someone could provide a download link, it'll be great.
                      It's still ICT, though. You're still running on something that would never have existed if not for ICT, which would never have existed if God doesn't want it there.
                      BTW if I'm spouting the same sort of gibberish as the tutors there, then thank you for that compliment. At least I'm spouting the same sort of gibberish as world-renowned ICT professors.
                      Shut up now, admin. This is MY space. I do whatever the hell I want with it.

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                      • John Creeser
                        Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                         
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 7248

                        #41
                        Re: How do atheists console each other when a loved one dies?

                        Originally posted by Hatchet Haro View Post
                        So you're saying that this JesOS is currently running on a language called Christ++?
                        I've never heard of it, but again, there is a lot that we've never heard of.
                        Funny. I'm actually interested in how this OS works. If someone could provide a download link, it'll be great.
                        It's still ICT, though. You're still running on something that would never have existed if not for ICT, which would never have existed if God doesn't want it there.
                        BTW if I'm spouting the same sort of gibberish as the tutors there, then thank you for that compliment. At least I'm spouting the same sort of gibberish as world-renowned ICT professors.
                        Are you done with your rant now? Can we get back on topic?

                        This forum is exactly like any other vehicle God created to spread His Word (i.e. the horse, chariot, motor vehicle, the internet). And spread God's Word is exactly what we do here!!

                        Mark 16:15 And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.

                        Romans 10:14 How then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed? and how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard? and how shall they hear without a preacher?

                        Now kindly shut your yap and start spreading the good word!!
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                        • Elijah Mee, PhD
                          True Christian™ Brainiac
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2013
                          • 538

                          #42
                          Re: How do atheists console each other when a loved one dies?

                          Originally posted by Hatchet Haro View Post
                          BTW if I'm spouting the same sort of gibberish as the tutors there, then thank you for that compliment. At least I'm spouting the same sort of gibberish as world-renowned ICT professors.
                          Not so fast. I learned a lot of stuff at university but nothing important, friend!

                          Never once in my Heathen Algorithms & Data Structures classes did they mention that God can search any string, traverse any tree and sort any list in O(1) constant time. They lauded human achievement above all else and had the sheer arrogance to say that "this is the best that can be done" whenever a human being reached their limits. Worse, computer scientists even attempt to "prove" (using flawed secular scientific methods) that no better solution to a problem can exist. The whole subject is thinly veiled blasphemy, I tell you. It's like they're sticking the collective middle finger up at God and saying "thanks, dude, we can take it from here!"

                          And don't even get me started on artificial intelligence! Sentient humanoid robots? Where do these God-mockers get off on trying to start their own private rapture?? As we speak, they're already trying to emulate the human brain in code! Neuroscience has "progressed" far enough to give us an idea - called "neural networks" - of how the brain learns and the heretics are now using this knowledge to teach robots. It's some seriously messed up stuff!

                          @Mr Creeser: I apologise, I only saw your post after posting mine! I'll say no more about it.
                          But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

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                          • Hatchet the Jap
                            Unsaved trash, teenaged slant
                            • Apr 2013
                            • 123

                            #43
                            Re: How do atheists console each other when a loved one dies?

                            Originally posted by SeekingEnlightenment View Post
                            Not so fast. I learned a lot of stuff at university but nothing important, friend!

                            Never once in my Heathen Algorithms & Data Structures classes did they mention that God can search any string, traverse any tree and sort any list in O(1) constant time. They lauded human achievement above all else and had the sheer arrogance to say that "this is the best that can be done" whenever a human being reached their limits. Worse, computer scientists even attempt to "prove" (using flawed secular scientific methods) that no better solution to a problem can exist. The whole subject is thinly veiled blasphemy, I tell you. It's like they're sticking the collective middle finger up at God and saying "thanks, dude, we can take it from here!"

                            And don't even get me started on artificial intelligence! Sentient humanoid robots? Where do these God-mockers get off on trying to start their own private rapture?? As we speak, they're already trying to emulate the human brain in code! Neuroscience has "progressed" far enough to give us an idea - called "neural networks" - of how the brain learns and the heretics are now using this knowledge to teach robots. It's some seriously messed up stuff!

                            @Mr Creeser: I apologise, I only saw your post after posting mine! I'll say no more about it.
                            That's just technology that scientists and computing enthusiasts like to meddle with. I really just don't care.
                            And yes, I think we should get back on topic. No more discussions on ICT or that stuff. Thank you all for your opinions.
                            Shut up now, admin. This is MY space. I do whatever the hell I want with it.

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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775

                              #44
                              Re: How do atheists console each other when a loved one dies?

                              Originally posted by Hatchet Haro View Post
                              It's a very complicated process, and if you have really developed a fully fledged OS, then the person who 'made' it must have been an ICT genius, because programming is a complicated task, not to mention making a whole OS.
                              Perhaps so. What I know is he is a True Christian™ and close personal friend of Jesus. When God inspires wisdom, no man can thwart Him.

                              The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge:
                              but fools despise wisdom and instruction.
                              Proverbs 1:7


                              GLORY!
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Redeemed Papist
                                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2011
                                • 10409

                                #45
                                Re: How do atheists console each other when a loved one dies?

                                Originally posted by Hatchet Haro View Post
                                You still don't know how computers work, do you? BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
                                I love how you try to sidestep the whole why you don't just have sex with and eat the dead person thing. I mean nobody is telling you it's wrong. Why do you atheists have sex with dead people and eat them? I can totally imagine you doing that, because our Lord Jesus is not there for you, telling you what to do.
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