[Alphonse Alban]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I said "anciant pegan culture" when the churchs where murdering anyone who worshiped a different god most of the

And still believe that pagans were some peace loving culture with united belief system. You are truly clueless.

But I do like you fluffy bunnies who have been fooled into some crap like spiritual satanism by Satan himself. Of course I would like to see your souls saved as a Christian I am all about love for people immortal souls.

All forms of satanism is Satan's most cunning plan. People line up for eternal torment voluntarily. Oh yes, if you continue on your disgusting heathen ways you will meet Satan one day more closely than you would want to. That day and all eternity after that won't be very nice for you. In a nutshell, Satan will laugh and you will cry.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

And sadly you are liveing proof that this world will never find peace untill christianity is destroyed.

Friend, that is the lies of Satan. He is called the Father of Lies for good reason - he twists the truth just enough to make it sound plausible when in reality it is destructive to believe. The truth is, this world will never find peace until Jesus comes again. But we are not without hope. You see, when God created the world, He created it with man's dominion in mind.

And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
Genesis 1:28

Thou madest him to have dominion over the works of thy hands; thou hast put all things under his feet
Psalm 8:6

But one in a certain place testified, saying, What is man, that thou art mindful of him? or the son of man that thou visitest him?
Thou madest him a little lower than the angels; thou crownedst him with glory and honour, and didst set him over the works of thy hands:
Thou hast put all things in subjection under his feet. For in that he put all in subjection under him, he left nothing that is not put under him. But now we see not yet all things put under him.
Hebrews 2:6-8

This means it is part of God's Perfect Plan that one day all men will serve Him on earth as it is in Heaven. (Matthew 6:10) And even though Satan tricked Eve and through her came sin and therefore death and destruction, (Romans 5:12) the truth is that Christ came to save those who believe (John 3:18). You see, we have a "great commission" (Mark 16:15-16) to not just bring this Good News of salvation through faith to all four corners of the earth, but to make obedient disciples of all nations.

Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:
Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world. Amen.
Matthew 28:19-20

We will not stop until the whole of creation is under the dominion of Christ.

Another parable put he forth unto them, saying, The kingdom of heaven is like to a grain of mustard seed, which a man took, and sowed in his field:
Which indeed is the least of all seeds: but when it is grown, it is the greatest among herbs, and becometh a tree, so that the birds of the air come and lodge in the branches thereof.
Another parable spake he unto them; The kingdom of heaven is like unto leaven, which a woman took, and hid in three measures of meal, till the whole was leavened.
Matthew 13:31-33

When Christ comes again, He will usher in a new era of peace.

And the kingdom and dominion, and the greatness of the kingdom under the whole heaven, shall be given to the people of the saints of the most High, whose kingdom is an everlasting kingdom, and all dominions shall serve and obey him.
Daniel 7:2

And Jesus said unto them, Verily I say unto you, That ye which have followed me, in the regeneration when the Son of man shall sit in the throne of his glory, ye also shall sit upon twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes of Israel.
Matthew 19:28

And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.
Revelation 20:4

And he that overcometh, and keepeth my works unto the end, to him will I give power over the nations:
Revelation 20:26

Because we know God alone is Good, (Psalm 34:8) we know that only those who obey Christ are good. (Matthew 6:23) Only when His disciples have complete control will there be peace on earth.

The question you must ask yourself is...

Are you for peace?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

i like how you people have devil worshiping along side being emo and wicca when honestly being a spiritual satanist has NOTHING to do with any of those.

Sure it does.

Being emo, or Wiccan, or Catholic, or Muslim, or Buddhist, or atheist, or Hindu, is all worship of Satan, indirectly. And it all leads to Hell.

Now please to the kind loveing people on this fourm i pre apologise for insaulting your religion right now

When will you apologize for insulting the English language?

but i just read some horible comments you guys made about a girl who was rapped then killed herself

We've been trying for years to get rap "music" banned. What would you do if someone "rapped" at you?

If not strong in God, you might kill yourself as well.

first off the christian bible is nothing but lies every holiday you guys have was adopted by anciant pegan traditions

What's a pegan?

champain (summers end) now is known as holloween they would have a feast and be thank full for the summer that the true gods had given them.

Champagne (pronounced cham-pain) is a sparkling wine from a particular region in France.

Do you mean Samhain? A holiday made up by Irish drunks?

Easter was originaly known as ishtar witch

I've never heard of the Ishtar Witch, but she sounds perfectly horrible.

I couldn't even begin to figure this mess out.


HAIL FATHER SATAN THE ONE AND TRUE GOD OF THIS WORLD

Do tell, what flavor of Satanist are you? LaVeyan, perhaps?

[Homer4Life]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

The worst false religion:

Anyone who loves Jesus

<---- may he burn in hell



all of the straight jesus lovers!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

The worst false religion:

Anyone who loves Jesus

<---- may he burn in hell



all of the straight jesus lovers!

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Elijahthebeast666]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Christianity

[Bob4God]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Christianity

Would you care to explain this hurtful and clearly incorrect allegation?

I suppose it's going to be some nonsense about Christianity causing genocides, wars, inquisitions, state corruption, suppression of science, intimidation of dissenters, sexism, racism, homophobia, and abuse and manipulation of children.

Well there is no room for highlighting those things, which are merely misunderstandings, on Landover Baptist Church forum.

[Elijahthebeast666]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Nope. Just think you're bad Christians.

[Didymus Much]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Nope. Just think you're bad Christians.

A Christian is someone who follows the Bible, the WHOLE Bible, right?

Please, feel free to find any part of the Bible that these people overlook, ignore, or try to twist their way out of. Your (inevitable) failure to do so will prove that these are the best Christians ever.

So, bring it. This should be worth a chuckle or two, at least.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Nope. Just think you're bad Christians.

Oh please, do share where a True Christian™ has misquoted the Holy Bible.

[Bob4God]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Nope. Just think you're bad Christians.

My apologies if I was hasty in judging your motives.

Please, show us where you think we've strayed from CHRIST's teachings, or where we are in violation of Holy Scripture.

[Elijahthebeast666]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I'm not gonna argue with you. No point. Just follow Jesus's example. God bless.... Oh and how does God feel about cannibalism?

[Zechariah Smyth]

I'm not gonna argue with you. No point. Just follow Jesus's example. God bless.... Oh and how does God feel about cannibalism?

Why do you ask? Are you thinking about it?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I'm not gonna argue with you. No point. Just follow Jesus's example. God bless.... Oh and how does God feel about cannibalism?

We are following His example. Please explain how we are not.

[Didymus Much]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Nope. Just think you're bad Christians.

Yet when asked to point out an example (just one!) of them being "bad Christians"...

I'm not gonna argue with you. No point. Just follow Jesus's example...

WHERE ARE THEY FAILING TO DO SO???

Or are they failing to follow the example of the totally made-up "Jesus" that exists only in your mind, because you haven't read the Bible?

...God bless.... Oh and how does God feel about cannibalism?

I've been trying to find something that specifically condemns it, and cannot, maybe one of the True Christians™ could help me out here?

The Catholics consider it a sacrament, which is enough to convince me God doesn't like it.