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  • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    an infraction? lol

    and i figured not using caps and such would annoy some of you, thats def. why im not wasting my time. yes i know how to talk and write correctly. this is not an english test or something so im not bothering.

    and when i asked if you were retarded, that wasnt meant as an insult, i was generally wondering and curious if you were a little on the slow side. no offense of course. but god is def. frowning upon this place. cant you feel it? seek therapy before one of you start the next waco.

    good day.

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    • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

      Originally posted by loewengeist View Post
      an infraction? lol

      and i figured not using caps and such would annoy some of you, thats def. why im not wasting my time. yes i know how to talk and write correctly. this is not an english test or something so im not bothering.

      and when i asked if you were retarded, that wasnt meant as an insult, i was generally wondering and curious if you were a little on the slow side. no offense of course. but god is def. frowning upon this place. cant you feel it? seek therapy before one of you start the next waco.

      good day.
      The tragedy of Waco was the Clinton government murdering Christians. The fact is they were misguided Christians, but the Clinton government murdered them. men, women, and children. Where is the public outcry?
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

        Originally posted by loewengeist View Post
        Ohh i know this one, christianity when it takes the form from crazy out there on a wing nut jobs like you people on this forum

        did i hit a nail?

        maybe a few?

        cry me a river.
        Hey, poltergeist, can you show us exactly how we are NOT following the Bible, God's Word, the one and ONLY foundational document behind Christianity?

        No, really. Show us.

        We'll wait.
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        • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

          wow 3 infractions, i feel special, you can go ahead and ban me if youd like
          its not really perm but i wont choose to come back here anyway. i see enough other people already doing the same thing.

          you want me to answer your question jenny? you know i cant because people like you are taking the bible WORD FOR WORD. you are a very small population that believes it should be taken like that. times change, people change. the bible is filled with lunacy and stories. if you think they should actually be followed into today, then well, you have more problems than i care to point out. like the other guy who gave me an infraction for 'denying im a carpenter'. lol im not a carpenter those comments i said were sarcasism.. clearly right over your head yet im the one without a grip on english.. ah well i dont see it. or spirit of dead lions.. WOW. seriously i feel like im laughing at a disabled person by even being here now after those comments, and im not ok with that so im leaving. good day. and i do wish you all the best.

          "what if the crusade was just all a charade?"

          Deuces.
          (ohh look I capped something, ha)

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          • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

            It seems loewengeist was another one-trick pony, a hit and run job. Nevertheless, I think we True Christians(tm) can take comfort in the thought that Landover will forever hold a place in his memory.
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            • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              Lay off the drugs, Mephisto. It shows.

              nobar...im an angry girl. i used to have faith. my parents used to make me attend church.... but that made me rebel even more because lots of my family have been killed in south africa and something inside me wants to have faith and feel the hand of god. but another part of me wants to tell him to never talk to me again because if he loved me and my family why did all this evil happen to me and my family?

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                It's going to take a lot of work to get over your anger. I don't see why you're angry at LBC, our Church did not kill the people you loved.

                If you could REALLY accept Jesus into your heart you would be able to find a Church that would take you in and make you their family.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                  Originally posted by Pretentia View Post
                  nobar...im an angry girl. i used to have faith. my parents used to make me attend church.... but that made me rebel even more because lots of my family have been killed in south africa and something inside me wants to have faith and feel the hand of god. but another part of me wants to tell him to never talk to me again because if he loved me and my family why did all this evil happen to me and my family?
                  Jesus killed your family because He decided it was time. Who are you to question that?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                    WHy are you all so hateful bastards.

                    Good lord, i hope i get banned from here. Im 16 years old, and the only thing i see is profound hypocracy..

                    Pedophile priests shunning homosexuals, and racists against muslims, declaring that they are "terroists", and yet they go and support the war and killing of hundreds of innocent people?

                    Harekrishans are just doing their thing, leave them alone.

                    Might i remind your sorry asses that hypocrites go the 8th circle of hell and wear led coats fo'evah bitch.


                    So i hope all of you take a minute to stop being so HATEFUL like typical americans, and start loving the things you love, and not paying attention to that which you hate.

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                    • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                      Originally posted by tommy View Post
                      I think Harekrishnarians are the worst
                      I think the worst are you guys..

                      i mean you "Christian" groups have lost your minds.
                      even satanists are saying "wow you guys are reallly mean.."

                      hatahs

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                      • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                        Originally posted by valentin_miro View Post
                        I think the worst are you guys..

                        i mean you "Christian" groups have lost your minds.
                        even satanists are saying "wow you guys are reallly mean.."

                        hatahs
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                        • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                          Originally posted by loewengeist View Post
                          you want me to answer your question jenny? you know i cant because people like you are taking the bible WORD FOR WORD.
                          I figured you couldn't, Loewenbrau.

                          Tell me, when you buy a new XBox 360, do you take the instruction manual word for word? Or do you do the exact opposite of what it says?

                          God gave us a Book. An instruction manual for life.

                          He said that it was His Word.

                          He, being all-powerful, could change it if it didn't say what He wanted us to believe.

                          He hasn't.

                          Therefore, we follow the Manual He gave us.

                          You ignore it in favor of your own "ideas" about "right and wrong".

                          For this sin, you will spend your eternity burning in the Lake of Fire that God has created for people just like you.
                          Originally posted by AnalRetentia View Post
                          part of me wants to tell him to never talk to me again because if he loved me and my family why did all this evil happen to me and my family?
                          Are you familiar with the story of Job, Miss Pretentia?



                          Now, quit your pathetic whining!
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                          • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                            Originally posted by Glendora Christianson
                            I know our Lord Jesus Christ loves HIS favorite church (LBC of course). And I think HE'd want to know which false religion is the worst, especially in time for HIS birthday. I'll bet HE'd like to do some birthday smiting! Anyway, plese vote in our poll and if I missed one, you can add it (if you're one of HIS chosen few) or post it in a message for those of you who are less fortunate. ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHER GLYNNDIE

                            Amos 5:6 Seek the LORD, and ye shall live; lest he break out like fire in the house of Joseph, and devour it, and there be none to quench it



                            Christianity is the second worst of all the false religions! Followed only by Islam!!

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                              F--- --- A-------!!!

                              SEE YOU IN HELL HAHAHA!!! GET READY TO BURN BITCHES!!
                              Last edited by Nobar King; 03-11-2009, 07:30 AM. Reason: potty language edited.

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                              • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                                Originally posted by Jayzon Mestagau View Post


                                Christianity is the second worst of all the false religions! Followed only by Islam!!


                                These are not false religions.But some people make them look false.<<<these and others...we know who they are

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