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  • #631
    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    I voted for Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers withought looking at the other options.

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    • #632
      Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

      Originally posted by tommy View Post
      I think Harekrishnarians are the worst
      I think preaching christians, are the worst! Can't we all learn to get along? All religion came from the same source, so why are we fighting? Didn't your god tell you to love thy neighbor??

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      • #633
        Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

        Originally posted by pagan1 View Post
        I think preaching christians, are the worst! Can't we all learn to get along? All religion came from the same source,
        It either True christianity, which is of God or it is false gods. Coming from the same source is like saying you'd drink a bellyful of water from the Hudson at its source or at its mouth.
        so why are we fighting?
        No idea, just agree with God and thus with Landover.
        Didn't your god tell you to love thy neighbor??
        This is a very, very, childish and naive view of the Words of God. It is the sort of thing that gets trotted out by idiots who have never read a bible in their life. Neighbor here means "Fellow True Christian(tm)". I suggest you see how Jesus will deal with non-True Christians in Luke 19:27, not too neighborly is it?
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        • #634
          Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          It either True christianity, which is of God or it is false gods. Coming from the same source is like saying you'd drink a bellyful of water from the Hudson at its source or at its mouth. No idea, just agree with God and thus with Landover. This is a very, very, childish and naive view of the Words of God. It is the sort of thing that gets trotted out by idiots who have never read a bible in their life. Neighbor here means "Fellow True Christian™". I suggest you see how Jesus will deal with non-True Christians in Luke 19:27, not too neighborly is it?
          Perfect example of a preaching christian! Honestly, love, childish? Is having an open mind against the church?

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          • #635
            Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

            I think the Heretic cults that follow the Gods of Chaos are the most foul. The Bloodthirsty Khorne, The Promiscuous Slaanesh, The Disgusting and Vile Nurgle, and the Prince of Change Tzeentch.

            ew. Just, ew.

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            • #636
              Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

              I agree with E dud.

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              • #637
                Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                Penny pinching bagel meisters? Oh, 'modern Christians' still in denial that Jesus was a black Jew?

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                • #638
                  Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                  Originally posted by pkblaze View Post
                  Penny pinching bagel meisters? Oh, 'modern Christians' still in denial that Jesus was a black Jew?
                  Prove it, or apologize to Jesus.

                  Jesus is not a damned joo!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • #639
                    Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                    I crusifyed jesus
                    it was fun i also was his gay lover
                    jesus was a fag and proud
                    why do you think he was so thtyslish
                    also id like to say my boyfriend and may worship satan, were black, and we burned the bible over 9000 times


                    love you dudeth btw your priest is a fag i know for fact

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                    • #640
                      Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                      Originally posted by Fagithica View Post
                      I crusifyed jesus
                      it was fun i also was his gay lover
                      jesus was a fag and proud
                      why do you think he was so thtyslish
                      also id like to say my boyfriend and may worship satan, were black, and we burned the bible over 9000 times


                      love you dudeth btw your priest is a fag i know for fact
                      What I learned from this intelligent post...
                      • Spelling and capitalization are unnecessary.
                      • His boyfriend and "May", whoever she is, worship Satan.
                      • They WERE black, but apparently not anymore.
                      • It takes him 9000 times to burn a single Bible. Most idiots can do it in one or two tries.
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                      • #641
                        Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                        Originally posted by Fagithica View Post
                        I crusifyed jesus
                        it was fun i also was his gay lover
                        jesus was a fag and proud
                        why do you think he was so thtyslish
                        also id like to say my boyfriend and may worship satan, were black, and we burned the bible over 9000 times


                        love you dudeth btw your priest is a fag i know for fact
                        I see you're a Catholic.

                        Yes, nearly all Catholic pedophile priests are homosexuals.

                        That explains what happened to you. You must have been sexually abused by Catholics.

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                        • #642
                          Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                          I just wanted to say that no false religion is worst that the Jehovah's Witnesses.

                          They suck.

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                          • #643
                            Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                            the bible says that in the last of days many false prophets and religions will be built to confuse many because many are searching for signs and miracles but us the true followers of goth know that he sent his son so he would die for our sins and lead us to him as a sign of love and not miracles because we dont follow a belief because of miracles and signs but because of love


                            goth bless you all my brothers in faith

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                            • #644
                              Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                              OK... another person who skipped punctuation class. Without punctuation, your words make no sense.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • #645
                                Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                                goth bless you brother, I am sorry about the punctuations. I am at work and i am trying to type quickly before my Boss who btw is an born again scotish athiest catches me.

                                I am praying for him cause i have faith that our Goth is a Goth of righteousness, he is the light and the road to salvation and only through him are we to come before the son.


                                Goth bless you my brother and may the light of the holy ghost be with you and that we may all worship our goth in spirit and in truth.

                                amen

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