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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #1

    Missouri congresswomen sees the silver lining in rape. It's a baby!

    Missouri is going to put a ballot measure on that would completely outlaw abortion after rape or to save a mother's life and birth control.



    Tila Hubrect (Republican) Missouri House of Representative argues that the best part of rape is that it gives you a baby. You just need to look at the bright side of things.
    It is not up to us to say ‘no, just because there was a rape, they cannot exist.’ Sometimes bad things happen — horrible things — but sometimes God can give us a silver lining through the birth of a child.
    I don't know about you guys, but if this passes, we should seriously consider moving our entire church to Missouri. I remember Missouri being filled with Kansas City Sodomites and St. Louis go-go's. I didn't realize how Jesus was moving that state.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12975

    #2
    Re: Missouri congresswomen sees the silver lining in rape. It's a baby!

    Praise , what a reasonable woman!

    Rape babies truly are a gift from God! If it's a boy, the woman can look daily at the face of her rapist for the rest of her life, and if it's a girl then she can rejoice thinking that one day that girl is also going to get raped!


    is good! Praise the !!
    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    True Christian™ Love.
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    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
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    • Mrs. Paddy McIrish
      Forum Member, possibly Irish
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2013
      • 209

      #3
      Re: Missouri congresswomen sees the silver lining in rape. It's a baby!

      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
      If it's a boy, the woman can look daily at the face of her rapist for the rest of her life, and if it's a girl then she can rejoice thinking that one day that girl is also going to get raped!
      Yes, Sister ... such a Holy "circle of life," just as GOD intended! I honestly don't understand why people are so against rape. As with anything else, GOD wants it to happen ... or else it wouldn't!

      These women with their "my body, my choice" rhetoric; such utter nonsense! Your body doesn't belong to you, it belongs to GOD! Every time a slut is raped and becomes pregnant, she is fulfilling her sole GOD-ordained purpose as an incubator for Christly Soldiers.

      I mean, why else was Eve fashioned from Adam's rib? (Genesis 2:21-23)
      1 Corinthians 11:3 | Ephesians 5:22
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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: Missouri congresswomen sees the silver lining in rape. It's a baby!

        America's True Christian™ politicians have long tried to remind American citizens the value of God's Spontaneous Love Child being dropped off through a seemingly unpleasant event. Good news for Christians however, as we live by faith, not by sight (2 Corinthians 5:7). Frankly, the entire nation must learn to do just that if we are to see God hear our prayers and bless our nation (2 Chronicles 7:14; Psalm 33:12; Daniel 2:21; Ephesians 6:12)
        Obviously rape is awful.... What is beautiful is the child is that could come from this.
        West Virginia Delegate Brian Kurcaba, February 2015
        I believe and I think the right approach is to accept this horribly created - in the sense of rape - but nevertheless a gift in a very broken way, the gift of human life, and accept what God has given to you.... I can’t think of anything more horrible. But, nevertheless, we have to make the best out of a bad situation.
        -Rick Santorum, January 2012
        ...life is that gift from God. And even when life begins in that horrible situation of rape, that it is something that God intended to happen.
        -Indiana Senate candidate Richard Mourdock October 2012
        Ethel Waters, for example, was the result of a forcible rape. I used to work for James Robison back in the 1970s, he leads a large Christian organization. He, himself, was the result of a forcible rape. And so I know it happens, and yet even from those horrible, horrible tragedies of rape, which are inexcusable and indefensible, life has come and sometimes, you know, those people are able to do extraordinary things.
        -Mike Huckabee, August 2012
        Abortion is never an option. At that point, if God has chosen to bless this person with a life, you don’t kill it.
        -Missouri Republican central committee member Sharon Barnes, August 2012
        Rape is kinda like the weather. If it’s inevitable, just relax and enjoy it.
        -Texas Gubernatorial candidate Clayton Williams, March 1990
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Jim C. Lombardo
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Aug 2014
          • 565

          #5
          Re: Missouri congresswomen sees the silver lining in rape. It's a baby!

          Whose that man beside her? I don't know how to put this lightly, but he looks like the product of rape. Now, that is not a bad thing, a 'silver lining' even, as Sister Hubrect nicely puts it. As long as his mother married her rapist after.

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          • Redeemed Papist
            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2011
            • 10409

            #6
            Re: Missouri congresswomen sees the silver lining in rape. It's a baby!

            If we see rape as God's just rebuke to a slut then all this silly emotional mewling goes away.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
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            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
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