Hank the Retard "stoned" with snowballs!

[Titus Templeton]

Me and my Son had lots of fun today. So Hank the Retard is a small boy with huge glasses and he is very weak. His parents are some atheist fools but no one really knows them(Leviticus 24:16).

My son and some other kids made him sit in a small hole on the ground and then started to "stone" him with snowballs. I think this is a great training for when they are old. Hank really got a few big snowballs all over his face. I just couldn't just watch I had to throw some snowballs myself. And I felt really close to my son in that moment. Atheists can say what they want but I feel like God made it snow today just so me and my son can have this moment.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hank the Retard "stoned" with snowballs!

You are fortunate to be numbered among the congregation of the LORD.

. .Leviticus 21:17-21 . I Peter 2:9-11 . Hebrews 12:11-13 . III John 1:2

[Sword Of Christ]

Re: Hank the Retard "stoned" with snowballs!

A bunch of bleeding heart libruls would think that is cruel. Since retards are not capable of accepting Jesus they are all hellbound so since Jesus is sending them all to suffer in hell for all eternity we might as well use them for our amusement.

We used to pelt the jew kids with iceballs and call them Christ killers.

[lmaoxd]

Re: Hank the Retard "stoned" with snowballs!

Me and my Son had lots of fun today. So Hank the Retard is a small boy with huge glasses and he is very weak. His parents are some atheist fools but no one really knows them(Leviticus 24:16).

My son and some other kids made him sit in a small hole on the ground and then started to "stone" him with snowballs. I think this is a great training for when they are old. Hank really got a few big snowballs all over his face. I just couldn't just watch I had to throw some snowballs myself. And I felt really close to my son in that moment. Atheists can say what they want but I feel like God made it snow today just so me and my son can have this moment.

You tormented a poor soul who can't help it. He was born with that, he wasn't given a choice if he wanted to be mentally handicapped.

[Basilissa]

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You tormented a poor soul who can't help it. He was born with that, he wasn't given a choice if he wanted to be mentally handicapped.

Are you saying that God punishes people with handicap for no good reason? Do you actually believe that God enjoys watching handicapped people suffer, and that He gives handicap to innocent people?

You're weird and you believe in a very cruel God!

[Bubba Buck]

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To be fair, I feel that every time a retard does that it's God'w deliverance in action. I praise the Lord's name every time a retard is being "stoned" or dies. I try to do my part to the handicapped by cutting the brakes to cars with handicapped tags. Some may call it extreme, I call it the Christian thing to do. If they were to be truly saved then they would have the knowledge not to drive if their brakes don't work. God lets me know when my brakes fail because he LOVES me. If he loved the retards he would've told them as well.

[handmaiden]

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To be fair, I feel that every time a retard does that it's God'w deliverance in action. I praise the Lord's name every time a retard is being "stoned" or dies. I try to do my part to the handicapped by cutting the brakes to cars with handicapped tags. Some may call it extreme, I call it the Christian thing to do. If they were to be truly saved then they would have the knowledge not to drive if their brakes don't work. God lets me know when my brakes fail because he LOVES me. If he loved the retards he would've told them as well.

Cutting brakes on people's vehicles is not merely extreme, it is patently illegal. True Christians(tm) follow the Lord's injunction to obey secular law.


While it is true that secular law does not properly line up with God's Law, the manner of dealing with this disparity is first, prayer, and second, undertaking political action to amend secular law so that it may properly reflect God's Law.


In doing this, we can make homosexuality illegal and punishable by death, birth control unobtainable, and close down all economic activity on Sunday. I doubt that we can pass legislation making it legal to cut our fellow citizen's brake lines, no matter how far they may deviate from God's Will.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I doubt that we can pass legislation making it legal to cut our fellow citizen's brake lines, no matter how far they may deviate from God's Will.

I agree, Sister. Even if (for the purpose of discussion only, you understand) we disregard 1 Peter 2:13-15 (which we would never do), I am not so much concerned that this might endanger True Christians™, whose Salvation is assured, as that it might endanger those other drivers and pedestrians with the potential to be Saved.

[Bubba Buck]

Re: Hank the Retard "stoned" with snowballs!

Then how about taking away the right to drive for retards? Surely that is can be brought up at the next Town Hall's Potluck dinner. I can't say I recall there being a law against cutting brake lines. Perhaps I should pay more attention. I am ready to receive whatever punishment God may have for me for this sin. I am bending over ready to accept it. But I must say, I was told to do this when Jesus was whispering to me in my sleep. I am truly conflicted here. But that aside, it pains me to see a retard not be able to repent.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Hank the Retard "stoned" with snowballs!

Then how about taking away the right to drive for retards? Surely that is can be brought up at the next Town Hall's Potluck dinner. I can't say I recall there being a law against cutting brake lines. Perhaps I should pay more attention. I am ready to receive whatever punishment God may have for me for this sin. I am bending over ready to accept it. But I must say, I was told to do this when Jesus was whispering to me in my sleep. I am truly conflicted here. But that aside, it pains me to see a retard not be able to repent.

Brother Bubba, Jesus talks to many of us in our dreams. But it could be the devil in disguise.


In general terms, the way of knowing if it's Jesus or the devil, is the following 3 step rule:


1st step: what Jesus have said to me in my dreams contradicts the Bible? If the answer is no, it is probably Jesus


2nd step: what Jesus told me is in the Bible: if it is, then it is probably Jesus


3rd step: Am I a Republican president of the US and Jesus (or God) instructed me to bomb a Middle East country, using alternative facts to sustain the need of it? If the answer is yes, then it was Jesus for sure.


Any other answer (mainly to steps 1 or 2 as I don't think you are a Republican president, at least not for now) means it was the Devil who appeared in your dreams.


Be careful.

[handmaiden]

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Then how about taking away the right to drive for retards? Surely that is can be brought up at the next Town Hall's Potluck dinner. I can't say I recall there being a law against cutting brake lines.

Not a legal expert, here. But I'm pretty sure that there doesn't have to be a law specifically against cutting brake lines of cars for it to be a crime.


Our legislators are busy, they can't be expected to spell out all the many and varied ways that you can murder someone and endanger the public and be on the wrong side of the law. "Cutting the brake lines on a blue, late-model, Japanese manufactured van with handicapped plates and an atheist sticker affixed to the right, passenger side rear window shall also be deemed a felony on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays as well as Sundays, Mondays and Wednesdays. Saturdays will be deemed a misdemeanor if left-handed sewing shears were used without malicious intent."


Now, lobbying for legislation that infringes on the rights of fellow Americans whose existence offends your religious beliefs? THAT's the Christian thing to do!