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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1861
    Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

    "You're going to hell". Happy, now?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • GOD=life
      WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2010
      • 3263

      #1862
      Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

      Originally posted by Atheist Saint View Post
      When I first saw this thread I thought it was a sick joke, but I now I can see that it’s worse. You’re being piffleing serious.
      Yeah, sure. Over 10000 people will gather to write half a million posts over the course of a decade just to keep "the joke" running. The real shock is that True Christiansdemonstrate that the Bible and logic are not mutually exclusive. Rather: the Bible is logical if you read it literally instead of injecting your own opinions.

      Originally posted by Atheist Saint View Post
      You people sicken me. How can you possibly say the man is not to blame? You’re acting like a child who refuses to take responsibility for their actions.
      On the contrary, it has been stated at least 200 times that the man is to blame and that the man should take responsibility. I know you can't be bothered to read the Bible, but can you at least read the whole thread before barging in to a Christian forum and displaying your ignorance as to what as already been said?

      Do you really feel that you present the atheist point of view in the best possible manner? You come in here all rude, emotional and illogical demanding to be taken seriously. And yet you act like a child stomping his foot. Does it surprise you that when all atheists who come here act like children, that we are not impressed by atheists?

      Originally posted by Atheist Saint View Post
      ... angry anti-Christian rant...
      Sorry to hear that you hate Christians and want to go to Hell, but you have a problem with yourself and with God, not with us. We would be more than glad to help you resolve your problem with God, but you have to say the magic words to bring Jesus into your life.
      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22
      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • Jacob the Angry Liar
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jan 2010
        • 309

        #1863
        Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

        Originally posted by Atheist Saint View Post
        Another hypothetical situation I have for you. Let’s say that your married daughter walks the streets alone one night and immorally allows herself to be raped by an unfortunate man who was overcome with lust by her sinfully tempting ways, and she falls pregnant. I believe that the bible says that both your daughter and the victim (rapist) should be stoned to death. However, I believe the bible also says jesus will damn all murderers? So, ignoring law, and listening to the bible, what should you do to appease your spiteful god?
        Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. (Romans 13:1)

        You can't ignore the law. Unfortunately, due to our secular laws (Thanks, B. Hussein Osama ) it is illegal to stone people to death. If we were to ignore the law, we would stone them to death, because it is not murder, but capital punishment for the crimes of rape and having sex outside of marriage. Capital punishment is legal and is therefore not murder.

        Because of our laws, we can not stone them to death. But we can be sure that Jesus will damn them to Hell, which is pretty good too.

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        • speaks through me
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2010
          • 16

          #1864
          Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

          Ok, really? Is this one very long elaborate joke? If it isn't, I have only one thing to say to rapist sympathizers/victim condemners: I hope God sends someone to fistfuck your assholes until they bleed. Then you have to marry them.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #1865
            Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

            That's not in the Bible, at all.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22348

              #1866
              Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

              Originally posted by speaks through me View Post
              Ok, really? Is this one very long elaborate joke? If it isn't, I have only one thing to say to rapist sympathizers/victim condemners: I hope God sends someone to fistpiffle your assholes until they bleed. Then you have to marry them.
              What is it with all these drive by postings by idiots nowadays. Is there a big sign somewhere that says, please come by and insult us?

              Please go straight to hell, do not pas GO, do not collect 200 dollars.

              When are you going to realize we do not sympathize with rapists. When are you going to learn how to read? How to read the messages here. And how to read the Holy Bible. The only way to avoid going to hell.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • speaks through me
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2010
                • 16

                #1867
                Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                Luckily, I am intelligent enough to not be insulted by your backwoods remarks. The important thing all of you dumb fuckers need to learn is to understand what you are reading and to consider the source. I hope yours has an extra large fist.

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                • speaks through me
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 16

                  #1868
                  Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                  Oh yeah, and learn to spell and put sentences together correctly.

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22825

                    #1869
                    Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                    Originally posted by speaks through me View Post
                    [...] all of you dumb piffleers need to learn is to understand what you are reading and to consider the source. I hope yours has an extra large fist.
                    Considering we here read the Bible every day without fail. And being as we all have had a lifetime of experiencing the Wisdom of God, I cannot see how you could have posted that.
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                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • speaks through me
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 16

                      #1870
                      Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                      I have had the same experience and apparently arrived at different conclusions than you. I attribute this to my ability to use my brain.

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                      • GOD=life
                        WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 3263

                        #1871
                        Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                        Originally posted by speaks through me View Post
                        Luckily, I am intelligent (cool, we can expect intelligent and rational arguments) enough to not be insulted by your backwoods remarks. The important thing all of you dumb piffleers (I guess not... another ad hominem troll) need to learn is to understand what you are reading and to consider the source. I hope yours has an extra large fist (very "intelligent" indeed).
                        The source is the Bible.

                        Read through the 1800 other posts: all that you say has been asked and answered already. If you are truly as intelligent as you say, you will not say anything utterly redundant.

                        Thank you for your understanding.
                        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                        Matthew 7:22
                        Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                        • speaks through me
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 16

                          #1872
                          Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                          You're welcome. I do understand. I'll leave the redundancy to you scripture spouting imbeciles. Get well soon

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                          • GOD=life
                            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 3263

                            #1873
                            Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                            Originally posted by speaks through me View Post
                            You're welcome. I do understand. I'll leave the redundancy to you scripture spouting imbeciles. Get well soon
                            Thank you for demonstrating your "intelligence" to use once again

                            Good luck graduating from kindergarten. It must be tough being a 20 year old kid there
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22
                            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22348

                              #1874
                              Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                              Originally posted by speaks through me View Post
                              I attribute this to my ability to use my brain.
                              For hitting nails in the wall?
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • speaks through me
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 16

                                #1875
                                Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                                Smart and mature. Your families must be proud.

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