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  • curio11
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    • Dec 2009
    • 42

    #31
    Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

    ahhh alas, I shall never, know, it may be because of my refraning of sex and masturbastion, I could become tempted any suggestions at all?

    And yeah thanks again, you kind words and intent shall not be forgotten
    This space is designated for the posting of Scripture, not demonic images. --ADMIN

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #32
      Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
      Sorry to be so fresh and blunt but I was deep in prayer and this came to me.

      Women take note. If you ever feel pleasure while being intimate it is SATAN or his DEMONS causing the sensations!

      Don't give into it. Don't let the pleasure sweep you away. You don't want to go to HELL for that do you?

      Godly words Sister Thumper, as Pastor Decon Fred said, you seem to keep a firm hand of this issue and we all look forward to your next move.

      The three hour lecturer you gave "Big O, Satan's trap for women" last Saturday was very impressive along with your description of the numerous ways woman can fall victim to this sin. As per your advice Sister Thumper I am buying a new clothes drier to protect the spiritual welfare of my house staff.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • Aristotle
        On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 470

        #33
        Stop immediately!

        Originally posted by curio11 View Post
        ahhh alas, I shall never, know, it may be because of my refraning of sex and masturbastion, I could become tempted any suggestions at all?

        And yeah thanks again, you kind words and intent shall not be forgotten
        Don't masturbate! Not only will it make you blind but it displeases the LORD!

        Genesis 38:9-10

        And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

        And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

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        • CatholicandDamned
          Unsaved trash, papist dog
          • Jan 2010
          • 47

          #34
          Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

          Originally posted by Respect View Post
          What is wrong with enjoying sex? It is a gift god has given us, is it not? shouldnt we take the liberty to enjoy what we have?
          Sex feels AMAZING. We are human. Let's enjoy it.

          I love God and my partner. We experience pleasure together.

          ORGASM, women. It hasn't been long since it began being encouraged.

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22355

            #35
            Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

            Originally posted by CatholicandDamned View Post
            Sex feels AMAZING. We are human. Let's enjoy it. I love God and my partner. We experience pleasure together. ORGASM, women. It hasn't been long since it began being encouraged.
            Yes sinning against the LORD feels great. That is why Satan invented the orgasm. It's also why you will burn in hell for all eternity .
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • CatholicandDamned
              Unsaved trash, papist dog
              • Jan 2010
              • 47

              #36
              Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              Yes sinning against the LORD feels great. That is why Satan invented the orgasm. It's also why you will burn in hell for all eternity .
              Why don't you think that God gives us pleasure? It's a wonderful thing. There is nothing wrong with beautiful sexual bliss.

              He wants us to be happy and healthy. It is healthy for a body to be sexual. Even if it is protected sex that does not result in a child.

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22355

                #37
                Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                Originally posted by CatholicandDamned View Post
                Why don't you think that God gives us pleasure? It's a wonderful thing. There is nothing wrong with beautiful sexual bliss. He wants us to be happy and healthy. It is healthy for a body to be sexual. Even if it is protected sex that does not result in a child.
                Satan wants to seduce you. That is why sinning (drugs, too much alcohol, sex) is fun. Satan want's you to sin so you go to hell. Sex should be for creating children. Nothing more. By the way, you claim to be a catholic. Didn't your pope forbid protected sex? We Baptists don't need that by the way. We just practice abstinence.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #38
                  Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  am buying a new clothes drier to protect the spiritual welfare of my house staff.
                  I'm needing a new dryer. How much for your old one?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • marissa
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                    Under Investigation
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 18

                    #39
                    Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                    i think blondie is right

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                    • the_ripper
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 5

                      #40
                      Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      Satan wants to seduce you. That is why sinning (drugs, too much alcohol, sex) is fun. Satan want's you to sin so you go to hell. Sex should be for creating children. Nothing more. By the way, you claim to be a catholic. Didn't your pope forbid protected sex? We Baptists don't need that by the way. We just practice abstinence.
                      You are ridiculous. Open your eyes, SEX IS NOT BAD.

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22355

                        #41
                        Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                        Originally posted by the_ripper View Post
                        You are ridiculous. Open your eyes, SEX IS NOT BAD.
                        You are right, I should have phrased that more accurately. Sex for procreation is of course not a bad thing, but something that is needed to create little soldiers for Jesus. But there are a lot of sides to sex like masturbation, prostitution and pornography that are very bad.
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Virgin93
                          Unsaved teenaged foreigner
                           
                          • Sep 2009
                          • 153

                          #42
                          Re: Stop immediately!

                          Originally posted by Aristotle View Post
                          Don't masturbate! Not only will it make you blind but it displeases the LORD!

                          Genesis 38:9-10

                          And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

                          And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
                          I only did that one time and my dad made sure that I can't do it again. Ouch

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                          • Virgin93
                            Unsaved teenaged foreigner
                             
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 153

                            #43
                            Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            You are right, I should have phrased that more accurately. Sex for procreation is of course not a bad thing, but something that is needed to create little soldiers for Jesus. But there are a lot of sides to sex like masturbation, prostitution and pornography that are very bad.
                            Why is masturbation bad, Sir?

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29445

                              #44
                              Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                              Originally posted by Virgin93 View Post
                              Why is masturbation bad, Sir?
                              Now, I would of thought you would already know this, I am a tad disappointed.

                              Genesis 38 (King James Version)
                              9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

                              10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Virgin93
                                Unsaved teenaged foreigner
                                 
                                • Sep 2009
                                • 153

                                #45
                                Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                Now, I would of thought you would already know this, I am a tad disappointed.

                                Genesis 38 (King James Version)
                                9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

                                10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
                                Maybe I am a bit of a stupid girl, therefore please try to explain it. I am much better in baking and cooking than in thinking about such topics.

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