[curio11]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

ahhh alas, I shall never, know, it may be because of my refraning of sex and masturbastion, I could become tempted any suggestions at all?

And yeah thanks again, you kind words and intent shall not be forgotten

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Sorry to be so fresh and blunt but I was deep in prayer and this came to me.

Women take note. If you ever feel pleasure while being intimate it is SATAN or his DEMONS causing the sensations!

Don't give into it. Don't let the pleasure sweep you away. You don't want to go to HELL for that do you?

Godly words Sister Thumper, as Pastor Decon Fred said, you seem to keep a firm hand of this issue and we all look forward to your next move.

The three hour lecturer you gave "Big O, Satan's trap for women" last Saturday was very impressive along with your description of the numerous ways woman can fall victim to this sin. As per your advice Sister Thumper I am buying a new clothes drier to protect the spiritual welfare of my house staff.

[Aristotle]

Stop immediately!

ahhh alas, I shall never, know, it may be because of my refraning of sex and masturbastion, I could become tempted any suggestions at all?

And yeah thanks again, you kind words and intent shall not be forgotten

Don't masturbate! Not only will it make you blind but it displeases the LORD!

Genesis 38:9-10

And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

[CatholicandDamned]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

What is wrong with enjoying sex? It is a gift god has given us, is it not? shouldnt we take the liberty to enjoy what we have?

Sex feels AMAZING. We are human. Let's enjoy it.

I love God and my partner. We experience pleasure together.

ORGASM, women. It hasn't been long since it began being encouraged.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Sex feels AMAZING. We are human. Let's enjoy it. I love God and my partner. We experience pleasure together. ORGASM, women. It hasn't been long since it began being encouraged.

Yes sinning against the LORD feels great. That is why Satan invented the orgasm. It's also why you will burn in hell for all eternity .

[CatholicandDamned]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Yes sinning against the LORD feels great. That is why Satan invented the orgasm. It's also why you will burn in hell for all eternity .

Why don't you think that God gives us pleasure? It's a wonderful thing. There is nothing wrong with beautiful sexual bliss.

He wants us to be happy and healthy. It is healthy for a body to be sexual. Even if it is protected sex that does not result in a child.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Why don't you think that God gives us pleasure? It's a wonderful thing. There is nothing wrong with beautiful sexual bliss. He wants us to be happy and healthy. It is healthy for a body to be sexual. Even if it is protected sex that does not result in a child.

Satan wants to seduce you. That is why sinning (drugs, too much alcohol, sex) is fun. Satan want's you to sin so you go to hell. Sex should be for creating children. Nothing more. By the way, you claim to be a catholic. Didn't your pope forbid protected sex? We Baptists don't need that by the way. We just practice abstinence.

[Nobar King]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

am buying a new clothes drier to protect the spiritual welfare of my house staff.

I'm needing a new dryer. How much for your old one?

[marissa]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

i think blondie is right

[the_ripper]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Satan wants to seduce you. That is why sinning (drugs, too much alcohol, sex) is fun. Satan want's you to sin so you go to hell. Sex should be for creating children. Nothing more. By the way, you claim to be a catholic. Didn't your pope forbid protected sex? We Baptists don't need that by the way. We just practice abstinence.

You are ridiculous. Open your eyes, SEX IS NOT BAD.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

You are ridiculous. Open your eyes, SEX IS NOT BAD.

You are right, I should have phrased that more accurately. Sex for procreation is of course not a bad thing, but something that is needed to create little soldiers for Jesus. But there are a lot of sides to sex like masturbation, prostitution and pornography that are very bad.

[Virgin93]

Re: Stop immediately!

Don't masturbate! Not only will it make you blind but it displeases the LORD!

Genesis 38:9-10

And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

I only did that one time and my dad made sure that I can't do it again. Ouch

[Virgin93]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

You are right, I should have phrased that more accurately. Sex for procreation is of course not a bad thing, but something that is needed to create little soldiers for Jesus. But there are a lot of sides to sex like masturbation, prostitution and pornography that are very bad.

Why is masturbation bad, Sir?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Why is masturbation bad, Sir?

Now, I would of thought you would already know this, I am a tad disappointed.

Genesis 38 (King James Version)
9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

[Virgin93]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Now, I would of thought you would already know this, I am a tad disappointed.

Genesis 38 (King James Version)
9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

Maybe I am a bit of a stupid girl, therefore please try to explain it. I am much better in baking and cooking than in thinking about such topics.