[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Perhaps slightly to the side of the main topic, but I don't understand why people masturbate when they can use that valuable time studying the Bible.

Because they are horny idiots.

[Vermisst]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Dear Gods.... please tell me this is satirical....

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Dear Gods.... please tell me this is satirical....

There is only one God, friend.

(John 17:3) "And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent."



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Dear Gods

Are you a polytheist?

please tell me this is satirical

There's nothing funny about masturbation.

Why not start a thread in the introduction forum so that we can get to know you better?

[Diaper sniffer]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Yesterday my wife was cooking dinner as usual. When the dinner was ready I went to call my younger son but when I opened the door he sat naked on his bed masturbating over a pornographic magazine! Of course I gave him a hard beating and made him pray to the LORD until bedtime. Me and my wife are in shock, I have beaten my sons all their lives but sometimes they don't seem to understand the will of God. I am very concerned about this and I simply don't know what to do. I have always given them a daily spanking before bedtime but I feel like they need more beatings so they can seriously feel God's anger. Should I beat them more often or is there a better way to make them understand?

Maybe God does not like you physically abusing children

[Steve]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Maybe God does not like you physically abusing children

Scripture please.

[Diaper sniffer]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Scripture please.

Romans 13:8-10 ESV / 8 helpful votes

Owe no one anything, except to love each other, for the one who loves another has fulfilled the law. For the commandments, “You shall not commit adultery, You shall not murder, You shall not steal, You shall not covet,” and any other commandment, are summed up in this word: “You shall love your neighbor as yourself.” Love does no wrong to a neighbor; therefore love is the fulfilling of the law.



Matthew 19:14 ESV / 67 helpful votes

But Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me and do not hinder them, for to such belongs the kingdom of heaven.”

Matthew 18:10 ESV / 41 helpful votes

“See that you do not despise one of these little ones. For I tell you that in heaven their angels always see the face of my Father who is in heaven.

[EvilSire]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Yesterday my wife was cooking dinner as usual. When the dinner was ready I went to call my younger son but when I opened the door he sat naked on his bed masturbating over a pornographic magazine! Of course I gave him a hard beating and made him pray to the LORD until bedtime. Me and my wife are in shock, I have beaten my sons all their lives but sometimes they don't seem to understand the will of God. I am very concerned about this and I simply don't know what to do. I have always given them a daily spanking before bedtime but I feel like they need more beatings so they can seriously feel God's anger. Should I beat them more often or is there a better way to make them understand?

Teach him that videos are better than magazines. Perhaps some father-to-son demonstration may work.

[John Creeser]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Romans 13:8-10 ESV / 8 helpful votes

Owe no one anything, except to love each other, for the one who loves another has fulfilled the law. For the commandments, “You shall not commit adultery, You shall not murder, You shall not steal, You shall not covet,” and any other commandment, are summed up in this word: “You shall love your neighbor as yourself.” Love does no wrong to a neighbor; therefore love is the fulfilling of the law.



Matthew 19:14 ESV / 67 helpful votes

But Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me and do not hinder them, for to such belongs the kingdom of heaven.”

Matthew 18:10 ESV / 41 helpful votes

“See that you do not despise one of these little ones. For I tell you that in heaven their angels always see the face of my Father who is in heaven.

Maybe you skipped these?

Proverbs 13:24 He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.
Proverbs 23:13-14 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

Also, God has no problem killing juvenile troublemakers;

2 Kings 2:23-24




23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Also, God has no problem killing juvenile troublemakers;

Sometimes even before they are born,

Hosea 13:16
Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

Glory!

Jack

[John Creeser]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Sometimes even before they are born,

Hosea 13:16
Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

Glory!

Jack

GLORY Indeed Brother Jack. Apparently dashing infants against rocks can give you great joy!!

Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

[Adam Fag]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Masturbation is natural and he should be instructed more in how to treat women (or other men if he is gay)

If it is natural why should he need instruction?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

GLORY Indeed Brother Jack. Apparently dashing infants against rocks can give you great joy!!

Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

JOHN 15
1 I am the true vine, and my Father is the husbandman.
2 Euery branch in me that beareth not fruit, hee taketh away: and euery branch that beareth fruit, he purgeth it, that it may bring foorth more fruit.
3 Now ye are cleane through the word which I haue spoken vnto you.

Psalm 137 is an example of God's Perfect Love delivering those who love Him from contamination and filth, even into a future those infant demoniacs will never know HALLELUJAH! This is the God we adore, Who protects us from evil and just as He asked us to pray:

MATTHEW 6
6 But thou when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy doore, pray to thy father which is in secret, and thy father which seeth in secret, shall reward thee openly.
9-10 After this maner therefore pray yee: Our father which art in heauen, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdome come. Thy will be done, in earth, as it is in heauen.

so through our obedience He establishes His Kingdom. John's gospel continues:

5 I am the vine, ye are the branches: He that abideth in me, and I in him, the same bringeth forth much fruit: for without me ye can doe nothing.
6 If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered, and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned.
7 If ye abide in me, and my words abide in you, ye shall aske what ye will, and it shall be done vnto you.
8 Herein is my Father glorified, that ye beare much fruit, so shall ye bee my Disciples.
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How God delivers is a mystery to us all, we see so little and through a glass darkened by sin I Corinthians 13:12 — the least of His commands is an enigma to me. We are privileged to have guidance in these last days as promised through Godly men, from the ministry of His Holy Spirit. Sexual vice preoccupies so many, it is the wicked touch of satan and we know that its consequences are the ministry of God to remind us and to afford Salvation:

God also created cancer, scorpions and anal warts. Those are all "natural" too, but that doesn't make them good. Masturbation is a sin. A few seconds of pleasure are not worth an eternity in hell.

It is not salvation deserved, it is Salvation through Grace:

II CORINTHIANS 12
8 For this thing I besought the Lord thrice, that it might depart from mee.
9 And he said vnto me, My grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weaknes. Most gladly therefore will I rather glory in my infirmities, that the power of Christ may rest vpon me.
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[sophiemelroy]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

what's wrong with you people ?
soo, the boy was caught , so what ? is normal !
you can spank in your son, the times that you want , but , belive in me , when he leaves the parent's house , is going to have a sexual life active , and i dont see the problem !

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

what's wrong with you people ?
soo, the boy was caught , so what ? is normal !
you can spank in your son, the times that you want , but , belive in me , when he leaves the parent's house , is going to have a sexual life active , and i dont see the problem !

And pay you to be his whore. I see your plan.