[Manuel_1994]

Re: Castrating my son?

Yeah I would better go to hell as castrating me -.-

[Brother Alex]

Re: Castrating my son?

Apparently the butcher I hired for this job got arrested last Friday for unknown reasons so I won't be able to carry out this plan. Instead I bought my son a chastity belt that gives him an electric shock every time he tries to play with his privates. I did the same thing with all my children and it works like a charm. I haven't had to beat them for two whole days now, It's amazing.

Thanks for all the help, brothers.

YIC,
Alex

[adolf]

Re: Castrating my son?

ok, seriously w.t.f. of a biiiiig scale.

this is sick, i mean i myself am an atheist and i'm proud of it, but i know plenty of people who arent, christians of all forms, jehova's witnesses jews, in fact pretty much a healthy selection of the planets religions, and none of them, i mean absolutely NONE of them suggest anything like this.

i'm sorry but if this is what you guys think the bible is saying go see a shrink or summat, i'll admit masturbation isnt a particularly pleasent thing for a parent to have to put up with, but nobody could seriously suggest castration as a serious option, anybody that stupid shouldnt have kids and i'll volunteer to help you 'resist temptation' if you need it.

now i know this is my first post and i'm probably gunna get banned for this, but even with what little morals i have let this go past, please in the name of whatever counts as holy tell me this is a joke.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Castrating my son?

ok, seriously w.t.f. of a biiiiig scale.

this is sick, i mean i myself am an atheist and i'm proud of it, but i know plenty of people who arent, christians of all forms, jehova's witnesses jews, in fact pretty much a healthy selection of the planets religions, and none of them, i mean absolutely NONE of them suggest anything like this.

That is because NONE of these people you know are TRUE Christians. By definition they can not associate with an unbeliever and be a Christian, The Bible forbids it in The Law and Christ Himself spoke out against it. Since they have already compromised their faith for convince of course they are compromising over masturbation.

[Brother Alex]

Re: Castrating my son?

ok, seriously w.t.f. of a biiiiig scale.

this is sick, i mean i myself am an atheist and i'm proud of it, but i know plenty of people who arent, christians of all forms, jehova's witnesses jews, in fact pretty much a healthy selection of the planets religions, and none of them, i mean absolutely NONE of them suggest anything like this.

i'm sorry but if this is what you guys think the bible is saying go see a shrink or summat, i'll admit masturbation isnt a particularly pleasent thing for a parent to have to put up with, but nobody could seriously suggest castration as a serious option, anybody that stupid shouldnt have kids and i'll volunteer to help you 'resist temptation' if you need it.

now i know this is my first post and i'm probably gunna get banned for this, but even with what little morals i have let this go past, please in the name of whatever counts as holy tell me this is a joke.

You seriously need to let Jesus into your life. Why are you persecuting us?

We're just a group of good loving Christians trying to spread the Word of God™ and you think you can just come in here and attack us with your hateful attitude.

You atheists have no morals.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Castrating my son?

My youngest son has been masturbating a lot lately and no matter how many beatings I give him, he just doesn't stop. I looked to see if the Bible had any solutions to this and Mark 9:43 popped into my head.

Mark 9:43:
And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

I don't want to cut his hands off since he needs them to hold his Bible. So I was wondering if this could be applied to his genitals instead. If he doesn't have any genitals, he won't be able to masturbate, right? My neighbor did the same thing with his dog last year and he's been behaving a lot better since.

I have a good friend, a retired butcher from my village and he's willing to perform the surgery next weekend. I know my son won't be able to bring me any grandchildren but I'll just leave that up to my other sons instead. However, I'm not entirely sure whether this is the right thing to do but I think this might be the only way to save my boy from burning in hell for eternity.

What are your thoughts on this? Is anybody familiar with this solution? If so, did it work?

I had the same problem with my youngest son. I cured him of it, then he found a new way to go hell. So I arranged for the idiot to get married, yes indeed I found the 16 year old a 14 year old bride. Her father an I worked out the details and next month he will be married and have a proper place for his seed. See end of problem.

[confusedchristian09]

Re: Castrating my son?

I am not athiest, I believe in God. I just don't see why you would even consider castration, or physically beating (I'm not saying some physical punishment isn't right, spanking, etc etc but beatings no)

Now the prior posts seemed to be talking about different things etc etc, with some DEBATING though it seems like only some ppl are being punished (banned etc, labeled as bound for aEternal damnation, I'm sorry but that is RIDICULUS, you all are human you all have no right to judge people that way, a sinner yes, damned to hell no.

To even act like you all have that power seems a sin in itself........playing GOD much??????? well I'll almost assuredly get banned/damned to hell or whatever by the high and mighty pastors, etc of landover baptist for this little outburst.

Nice discussions last time I checked forums are for discussing issues which is in itself DEBATING, even though only some people seem to get infractions hmmmm go figure its only the people who aren't stuck in the old testament

nice chatting with you all!!!
sincerely,
ConfusedChristian09 (someone who is not going to HELL no matter what you all say/think/pass judgement on etc etc. matter of fact I'd take in to account how you are interacting with your fellow man but thats just me.)

Hope to see you all in heaven....

[Levi Jones]

Re: Castrating my son?

I am not athiest, I believe in God. I just don't see why you would even consider castration,

Do you not know the scriptures about eunuchs?

Matthew 19:12
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

There's also Acts 8:26-40

[Good Will]

Re: Castrating my son?

Castration does cure the sexual desires... but it also causes hormonal instability which may cause very different problems. Embarrassment and beating would be better. It's also more defend-able then using a butcher to castrate toward a judge. The chance of it going wrong is very high. Even pig farmers are more experienced in castration. The bible reads if your eye lures you to temptation you should take it out, as for the hand. It's a personal choice. I still hold on to God giving us humans a choice. Do make sure he's very aware of the choice he's making.

[Holy_Angel]

Re: Castrating my son?

Oh dear! It seems like castration does seem like the best alternative to stop this problem!

However, I do not think that a butcher is a good choice.
Use safe measures, such as a doctor.
Not a muslim though



How do you plan on telling your son that you plan to get rid of his genitals?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Castrating my son?

How do you plan on telling your son that you plan to get rid of his genitals?

One does not. It could trigger an escape attempt. This is just one of the things a loving father has to do for his son.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Castrating my son?

One does not. It could trigger an escape attempt. This is just one of the things a loving father has to do for his son.

Is there not a horse ranch around? Perhaps you could get them to do it, I'm sure there's someone there who knows how to castrate. Also you can tell your son you're going to let him pet the ponies.

Just a suggestion.

[Brother Alex]

Re: Castrating my son?

Is there not a horse ranch around? Perhaps you could get them to do it, I'm sure there's someone there who knows how to castrate. Also you can tell your son you're going to let him pet the ponies.

Just a suggestion.

This is an excellent idea. My idiot son would never suspect anything if I just take him to a horse ranch. I can't wait to see the look on his face when he finally realizes what's going on.

[Jocelyn Carolyn]

Re: Castrating my son?

@Brother Alex once when I had to many rabbits I castrated many of them with a stone. Its just a matter of being fast enough.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Castrating my son?

Thanks to our successful free market economic policies since Reagan, the top 1% now controls 90% of the nation's wealth (we're working on 99%). The result is that begging has become a very competitive industry. In the past, all you had to do was stand next to a freeway entrance with a "I'll work for food" sign, and it was possible to make a decent living. However, these days that's just not good enough. Indeed, it's getting so crowded at those freeway ramps that some municipalities are renting out the prime begging real estate to the highest bidder.

Since begging is now America's fastest growing industry, smart parents are pushing their children to learn the necessary skills that will prepare them for a successful career in this exciting business. I think it goes without saying that if you're going to mutilate your children, simply chopping off a penis is of little economic value. After all, they can't dangle their crotches in public to gain sympathy from prospective donors. Breaking their legs, or better yet cutting them off, is far more effective.

You might be tempted to infect them with leprosy, but unfortunately that tends to scare away passing motorists and pedestrians, so it's a non-starter. And whatever you do, don't chop off both hands, and they need at least one for holding the begging bowl.

Believe me, I know what I'm talking about, as my company has experience in these matters. Two years ago, Uranus Corporation opened a clinic in Shanghai where we perform surgeries on beggars, making them look pathetic and thus increase their earnings (we only charge a 30% commission for the first three years).


Satisfied customer in China

We've already received letters from hundreds of grateful parents (or possibly gang members who own the beggars) thanking us. Looks to me like yet another win-win situation!