"SillyBands" are ruining children!!!

[Octavius]

Two friends of my children came to our house today for Bible Study. I noticed their arms were covered with little pieces of rubber. I asked the children about them, and they explained that they were bracelets that have a shape when you take them off. My children seemed very interested in them and I was worried, so I looked up the company. This is what I found.



These toys are prompting children to do strange things. Just some examples from the pictures. They wear them in rainbow colors, which is the known mark of the homosexual. They have some kind of addictive quality, and these children seem to need as many as they can get. One boy is shown sleeping with them. An older boy eats them. They seem to prompt children to stick their tongues out in a suggestive manner. I don't know why these pieces of rubber have this power over children, but I fear for their safety.

They come in shapes promoting the known fag, Justin Beeber, the Jesus impersonator Santa Claus, and some are dinosaurs! They are practically teaching children evolution. I gave my children a lashing for associating with these Sillyband wearers, and I have banned the two from my house. Be wary of these God-hating toys!

[Matthew Becker]

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I actually agree those things are weird.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Their parents should be ashamed of themselves. They should throw away these "silly bands" and give those kids a decent beating. The Holy Bible should be all the entertainment they ever need.

[Nobar King]

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Some of those kids look like they're already possessed by the Devil. I would never allow those things in MY house.

[lgabrick]

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I think that SillyBands can be very dangerous. They might cut off circulation wearing that many. I am a teacher and I see so many kids wearing them. The children become obsessed with them, they must be evil. I do not allow the children in my class to wear more than 2 of them at a time. I wish they would take them off the market!



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Justin Bieber gay! Keep your children away from him!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Brothers and Sisters. Let us pray that they are easy to choke on.

[Bobby-Joe]

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These should be banned ASAP and I am surprised Old Man Hatchet hasn't raised the alarm on this. Old Man Hatchet's parenting skills are unmatched and he doesn't miss a thing. We can only take this omission as a sign that there are so many pervert sexual devices out there disguise as children toys then even a man of Old Man Hatchets considerable ability can't get to them all.

The following fact is well known; "silly string" was developed by homosexuals in '70s San Fransisco to constrict a man's testicles. Homosexual custom requires the active partner to bind and squeeze the passive partners testicles, see this thread about gay testicle abuse. One "silly string" is placed on the victims tentacles while a twin string goes aroundthe arm of the aggressive homosexual as a record of how many men he has abused.

You can be shore children are doing the same to each other. Those smiling little girls with a dozen silly strings around their arms are really pint size she demons who are forcing twelve or so boys to endure hideous, ball busting agony. Neutered men and dikes parading severed testicles, this is not the world we Christians want to live in.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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One boy in the photos is sporting a sodomite hairdon't called the "fauxhawk," meaning that at his young age, the bands have already lured him into the homer deathstyle choice.

[CanadianHeart]

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I have seen kids around my town with those things, they are obsessed with it, worshipping them as false idols.



1 Corinthians 8:3
As concerning therefore the eating of those things that are offered in sacrifice unto idols, we know that an idol [is] nothing in the world, and that [there is] none other God but one.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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These should be banned ASAP and I am surprised Old Man Hatchet hasn't raised the alarm on this. Old Man Hatchet's parenting skills are unmatched and he doesn't miss a thing. We can only take this omission as a sign that there are so many pervert sexual devices out there disguise as children toys then even a man of Old Man Hatchets considerable ability can't get to them all.

Precisely, Brother. There are so many satanic toys out there that it is impossible for one man to keep abreast of them all.

I would like to see all of these Silly Bandz confiscated and amassed into a colossal ball, much like a rubber band ball.



Then we can roll the massive Silly Bandz ball right over San Francisco and into the sea. We'll be rid of Silly Bandz and San Francisco. After it goes through a brief Mad Max period, San Francisco can be built anew--only this time with an American name and heterosexual couples and no fruity cable cars. Praise Jesus.

[Nobar King]

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I want to know who the parents are who thought it would be a good idea for their sons to play with girly bracelets.

[jennabenna]

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If you're so worried about them, have your kids wear "Bible Bandz". I personally favor the animal and simple shape varieties, with some peace signs and weed symbols thrown in.

[BelieverInGod]

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If you're so worried about them, have your kids wear "Bible Bandz". I personally favor the animal and simple shape varieties, with some peace signs and weed symbols thrown in.

So just because the fuzzy bunny christians say it's okay we should just go along with it so our kids will "fit in"?

Sure, we allow those and then you're pushing the peace signs and weed symbols on them. Yeah, I see where you're going with this. Quit pushing your deviant lifestyle onto our children

[BelovedEternally]

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they look weird

[Titus Templeton]

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All these kids need a strong punch in their face. God hates kids that behave like childs, because they will become gay!


Proverbs 13

1A wise son heareth his father's instruction: but a scorner heareth not rebuke.