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As the largest shareholder in the Freehold Police Association, I hereby forgive all Landover University Students who may or may not have been accused of "rioting", "encitement to riot", "failure to disperse", "vandalism", "assaulting an officer of the peace", "rape" and so on regarding the "riot" regarding the Penn State football persecution.
Though weak-kneed bleeding-hearts may cry over the burnt police cars, looted shops, and sarg-whats-his-name who put his head in the way of a beer bottle and now has "brain damage" (earth to pansies: any guy who can't dodge a bottle was already dumb to start with), I forgive you all.
Your youthful indiscretions, typical of high-spirited male youth, are perfectly understandable, especially considering that you were fighting to defend America's best contribution to the world, College Football, from it's enemies in the homosexual agenda.
Yes, no doubt by now even those who live under rocks have heard the liberal madia yammering about the Penn State football "scandal". Oh, how the effete liberal media love scandal, the new politically correct word for "gossip". Well all this liberal media talk is just more effeminite hens clucking like the typical women they are. A few facts:
1. The bible defines homosexuality as MEN laying together. A man laying with a boy is not homosexuality according to the bible:
Leviticus 18:22: If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them."
2. Jerry Sandusky was only teaching boys how to be heterosexual, as commanded by Focus on the Family.
3. Shower rape is just another forum of bullying, which is just youthful male hijinxs, and boys will be boys, even if feminists and their effeminite male appeasers can't understand that.
P.S. There's a big pile of bricks at the corner of Main and Mark St. I pre-emptively forgive you for anything that may or may not happen, as long as the bricks themselves are not badly damaged.
P.P.S. As per local health, safety, and free-speech-zone-permit regulations, anyone having anything to do with "Occupy Wall Street" will be detained as an enemy combatant in the War on Terror. Thank you for your time.
As the largest shareholder in the Freehold Police Association, I hereby forgive all Landover University Students who may or may not have been accused of "rioting", "encitement to riot", "failure to disperse", "vandalism", "assaulting an officer of the peace", "rape" and so on regarding the "riot" regarding the Penn State football persecution.
Though weak-kneed bleeding-hearts may cry over the burnt police cars, looted shops, and sarg-whats-his-name who put his head in the way of a beer bottle and now has "brain damage" (earth to pansies: any guy who can't dodge a bottle was already dumb to start with), I forgive you all.
Your youthful indiscretions, typical of high-spirited male youth, are perfectly understandable, especially considering that you were fighting to defend America's best contribution to the world, College Football, from it's enemies in the homosexual agenda.
Yes, no doubt by now even those who live under rocks have heard the liberal madia yammering about the Penn State football "scandal". Oh, how the effete liberal media love scandal, the new politically correct word for "gossip". Well all this liberal media talk is just more effeminite hens clucking like the typical women they are. A few facts:
1. The bible defines homosexuality as MEN laying together. A man laying with a boy is not homosexuality according to the bible:
Leviticus 18:22: If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them."
2. Jerry Sandusky was only teaching boys how to be heterosexual, as commanded by Focus on the Family.
Originally posted by Focus On The Family
P.S. There's a big pile of bricks at the corner of Main and Mark St. I pre-emptively forgive you for anything that may or may not happen, as long as the bricks themselves are not badly damaged.
P.P.S. As per local health, safety, and free-speech-zone-permit regulations, anyone having anything to do with "Occupy Wall Street" will be detained as an enemy combatant in the War on Terror. Thank you for your time.
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