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  • #31
    Originally posted by Lutheran Born/Hell Bound View Post
    So then if god is right the bible is right then Jesus is right then what he says is right then if other people including you live by what he says they are right.

    Just did it again your boring me I have said this to many times give up please.
    We will never give up on you, no matter how hopeless you seem!



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • #32
      Re: Tomato Staking for Beginners

      Give up when (even) your soul can be Saved? You do not know to whom you are talking.

      Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication
      Ephesians 6:18
      Whosoever he be that doth rebel against thy commandment, and will not hearken unto thy words in all that thou commandest him, he shall be put to death: only be strong and of a good courage.
      Joshua 1:18

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      • #33
        Re: Tomato Staking for Beginners

        Originally posted by Lutheran Born/Hell Bound View Post
        I would actually rather meet you in public in a debate event with all sorts of people to reveal how funny yall can be.
        Because so many people would show up to hear an angry internet bully blather about how much he hates Christians.
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        The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
        - Proverbs 15:3

        CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


        CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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        • #34
          Re: Tomato Staking for Beginners

          No they would hear your crazy beliefs on umocorns, homosexuals, beating your family, and earth being flat.
          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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          • #35
            Re: Tomato Staking for Beginners

            Originally posted by Lutheran Born/Hell Bound View Post
            No they would hear your crazy beliefs on umocorns, homosexuals
            I have no idea what umocorns are but homosexuals are not just an evil story to scare little children, they really exist!
            I Jesus!

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            • #36
              Re: Tomato Staking for Beginners

              Originally posted by Lutheran Born/Hell Bound View Post
              No they would hear your crazy beliefs on umocorns, homosexuals, beating your family, and earth being flat.
              And this would trouble us because...
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • #37
                Re: Tomato Staking for Beginners

                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                And this would trouble us because...
                Because we might reach some folks who are looking, desperately, for a church that truly honors God and follows His Word?
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • #38
                  Re: Godly Parenting: Tomato Staking for Beginners

                  Just a bumpity bump to ask for prayer support for a dear family who is being persecuted for implementing God's Perfect Parenting.

                  A Sedro-Woolley couple were convicted Monday in the malnutrition-and-hypothermia death of a teenage girl they had adopted from Ethiopia:

                  Hana collapsed face down in the mud in May 2011 in the family’s backyard. An autopsy showed she died of hypothermia, with malnutrition and a stomach condition as contributing factors. Her emaciated body was covered in scratches and bruises.

                  The 5-foot-tall girl, believed to be at least 13 years old, weighed just 78 pounds.

                  Carri Williams testified that she thought Hana was healthy, and that she was unaware of the extent of her weight loss — 30 pounds in the year before she died.

                  Witnesses throughout the trial described the adopted children being starved, beaten and tortured.

                  Hana spent her final months sleeping in a locked closet, showering outside with a hose, being forced to use a portable toilet behind a barn, being hit as many as 40 times a day and at times being barred from speaking to anyone.
                  Clearly this family, using the Pearl's landmark guide, To Train Up A Child, were doing so in loving care for the soul of their defiant child. Mr. Pearl explains his love for children:

                  When your children apply for a job it will be at a company our children founded. When they go to a doctor, it will be one of our Christian children that heals them with cutting edge innovation. When your adult kids go for therapy it will be one of our kids-become-psychologist that directs them to the couch and challenges them to release their self-loathing and embrace hope for a better tomorrow. When your children grow old and realize their mortality and seek to make peace with their Creator, it will be one of our children that shares with them the message of God’s love and forgiveness.
                  Only to the hippy, "free-spirit," negligent liberal will sharing the message of God's love and forgiveness be seen as a negative thing.

                  As you come across this news story, pray for the parents who are being actively persecuted for following the Faith of Christ, and pray for all parents who feel their children are getting out of control and are afraid to give their children the gift of discipline.
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Godly Parenting: Tomato Staking for Beginners

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    Just a bumpity bump to ask for prayer support for a dear family who is being persecuted for implementing God's Perfect Parenting.
                    Everyone from Ethiopia looks like he or she is starving. How in Heaven's name were these good people to tell the difference? This just goes to prove that race mixing in adoption is NEVER a good idea.
                    The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                    • #40
                      Re: Godly Parenting: Tomato Staking for Beginners

                      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                      Just a bumpity bump to ask for prayer support for a dear family who is being persecuted for implementing God's Perfect Parenting.

                      A Sedro-Woolley couple were convicted Monday in the malnutrition-and-hypothermia death of a teenage girl they had adopted from Ethiopia:



                      Clearly this family, using the Pearl's landmark guide, To Train Up A Child, were doing so in loving care for the soul of their defiant child. Mr. Pearl explains his love for children:



                      Only to the hippy, "free-spirit," negligent liberal will sharing the message of God's love and forgiveness be seen as a negative thing.

                      As you come across this news story, pray for the parents who are being actively persecuted for following the Faith of Christ, and pray for all parents who feel their children are getting out of control and are afraid to give their children the gift of discipline.
                      True evil. This "dear" mom and dad is now serving 37 years and 28 years in prison respectively.
                      They cried when being sentenced. How ironic. I wonder how many tears that young girl and her brother cried while being tortured....and when these sadists drop dead in prison, they most certainly will be burning in hell for the rest of eternity...
                      Mark 13:22
                      “For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”

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                      • #41
                        Re: Godly Parenting: Tomato Staking for Beginners

                        Thank you for such insight! This is a great comprehensive guide to Christian parents. I should be more vigilant in seeing my own children as natural-born sinners, and make sure my threats are unwavering. Praise God for this revelation!
                        NOTE: Despite similarities in likeness and name, I am NOT famous Evangelist speaker Jack Redmond. That is a DIFFERENT Jack Redmond.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Godly Parenting: Tomato Staking for Beginners

                          Originally posted by crazyjack13 View Post
                          Thank you for such insight! This is a great comprehensive guide to Christian parents. I should be more vigilant in seeing my own children as natural-born sinners, and make sure my threats are unwavering. Praise God for this revelation!
                          Indeed! And the next time your wife is pregnant, don't forget to start spanking your new child 16 weeks before birth!
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

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                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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