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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22350

    #301
    Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

    Originally posted by Godsnotdead316 View Post
    ha ha ha WOW! you guys are obviously insecure do you honestly believe this is right? I'm 19 years old and I'm obviously wiser than the lot of you! you're sons and daughters will HATE you. its actually tragic I love you my brothers and sisters but this is ridiculous to your sons and daughters I say this jesus loves I love you don't give up there is always a way out for those clever enough to find it pray pra pray #godsnotdead #YOLO #notashamed #everyonebelongs
    #Let #me #phrase #this #so #your #stupid #stupid #mind #can #comprehend #it: #YouWillBurnInHell.

    And no, completely ignoring the Bible is not the way to go.
    • Proverbs 13:24, Proverbs 23:13-14 and Proverbs 29:15 teach us we have to severely beat our children to prevent them from going to Hell.
    • Proverbs 6:16-19, Hosea 9:15, Matthew 13:41-42 and Deuteronomy 12:31 teach us Jesus does not love everyone.
    • Matthew 12:32 and Mark 3:29 teach us there is not always a way out.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Missynine
      Unsaved trash, admitted retard
      • Sep 2014
      • 17

      #302
      Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

      Everything in this is horrible, if you want your children to hate you and everything you do then thats the way to go, but i believe the best way of discipline is Understanding and Forgiveness
      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22350

        #303
        Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

        Originally posted by Missynine View Post
        if you want your children to hate you and everything you do then thats the way to go, but i believe the best way of discipline is Understanding and Forgiveness
        You're looking at this the wrong way. If you spoil the child it will be happy for now but it will hate you forever while burning in Hell. If you discipline the child it might hate you now but it will be eternally grateful to you when it's in Heaven!
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23765

          #304
          Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

          Originally posted by Missynine View Post
          Everything in this is horrible, if you want your children to hate you and everything you do then thats the way to go, but i believe the best way of discipline is Understanding and Forgiveness
          We do understand Sin, dear, and forgiveness is up to the LORD. That's why we take discipline so seriously. Unlike people today who embrace immorality, debauchery and modern psycho-babble, we love our children, and want what's good for them.

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Missynine
            Unsaved trash, admitted retard
            • Sep 2014
            • 17

            #305
            Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            You're looking at this the wrong way. If you spoil the child it will be happy for now but it will hate you forever while burning in Hell. If you discipline the child it might hate you now but it will be eternally grateful to you when it's in Heaven!
            Well I'd rather Enjoy Life until Death rather than regret it in heaven, from wha i have been old heaven doesn't seem fun it just seems like the better Alternitive from eternal torture, and if that is punishment for enjoying the short amount of Life we do have then i and my Child will live that way, but i will not force my child to do things or like things it does not want
            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22350

              #306
              Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

              Originally posted by Missynine View Post
              i will not force my child to do things or like things it does not want
              So if the child doesn't want to sleep, you let it stay awake? If your child wants to play with fire, you let it? If your child wants to drink poison, you let it? If your child wants to cross a busy road, you let it?

              Then you are a really really bad parent.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Missynine
                Unsaved trash, admitted retard
                • Sep 2014
                • 17

                #307
                Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                So if the child doesn't want to sleep, you let it stay awake? If your child wants to play with fire, you let it? If your child wants to drink poison, you let it? If your child wants to cross a busy road, you let it?

                Then you are a really really bad parent.
                Well of course i would Teach it things from right and wrong, but i would not force it to like an idea and then force it to praise that idea once every week, i would not force it to be someone it isn't, i would not force it be a person that likes the opposite gender if it does not, i would not beat up my child just because it did something wrong
                plus i am only 18, i do not have a child, but i know i'd be a damn good parent once i would have a child
                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22350

                  #308
                  Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

                  So you went from "i will not force my child to do things or like things it does not want" to "Well of course i would Teach it things from right and wrong" in just a few minutes. Clearly you never learned that consistency is the most important part of good parenting.
                  Originally posted by Missynine View Post
                  but i would not force it to like an idea and then force it to praise that idea
                  So if your child happens to like torturing small animals and bullying little children you will not force the idea of being nice to people and animals to it? Let me make a prediction here. You will change your mind again and you WILL force your child to behave in a way that you think is good. Slowly you are beginning to understand that raising a child is not a matter of allowing the child to do whatever it wants but that it is hard work and that you need to teach the child proper behavior and proper morals. And, surprise surprise, that is what Proverbs 23:13-14 is all about! It's almost as if God knows what He is doing...
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Missynine
                    Unsaved trash, admitted retard
                    • Sep 2014
                    • 17

                    #309
                    Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    So you went from "i will not force my child to do things or like things it does not want" to "Well of course i would Teach it things from right and wrong" in just a few minutes. Clearly you never learned that consistency is the most important part of good parenting. So if your child happens to like torturing small animals and bullying little children you will not force the idea of being nice to people and animals to it? Let me make a prediction here. You will change your mind again and you WILL force your child to behave in a way that you think is good. Slowly you are beginning to understand that raising a child is not a matter of allowing the child to do whatever it wants but that it is hard work and that you need to teach the child proper behavior and proper morals. And, surprise surprise, that is what Proverbs 23:13-14 is all about! It's almost as if God knows what He is doing...
                    Knowledge of what is right and wrong is all you need, if my child would have bullied others i would have told it it was wrong to do so and how bad they'd feel i'd Talk to my child Instead of Bullying my child to be good, but let me ask you one question
                    Do you really need the promise of heaven and the Threat of Eternal Hellfire For you to be a good person?
                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • Basilissa
                      South of the Border outreach program
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 12911

                      #310
                      Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

                      Originally posted by Missynine View Post
                      Knowledge of what is right and wrong is all you need, if my child would have bullied others i would have told it it was wrong to do so and how bad they'd feel
                      And you really think that would make any difference in their behavior, sweetie?


                      Have you ever been in the presence of small children?
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • Missynine
                        Unsaved trash, admitted retard
                        • Sep 2014
                        • 17

                        #311
                        Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

                        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                        And you really think that would make any difference in their behavior, sweetie?


                        Have you ever been in the presence of small children?
                        Yes I have, i even was one myself if you believe it or not and i got bullied and i did some bad things,i got very strictly punished for those things, i hated my parents for it, i don't want my child to hate me
                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23765

                          #312
                          Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

                          Originally posted by Missynine View Post
                          Yes I have, i even was one myself if you believe it or not and i got bullied and i did some bad things,i got very strictly punished for those things, i hated my parents for it, i don't want my child to hate me
                          Emotions are irrelevant, dear (Matthew 21:28-32). The good and loving parent makes sure the child knows the importance of fear and obedience unto the LORD (Ecclesiastes 12:13), and the eternal price he will pay for not adopting a genuine belief (John 3:18). You place too much importance on well being here in this earthly life when logically, your attention should be fixed on the next.
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Missynine
                            Unsaved trash, admitted retard
                            • Sep 2014
                            • 17

                            #313
                            Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            Emotions are irrelevant, dear (Matthew 21:28-32). The good and loving parent makes sure the child knows the importance of fear and obedience unto the LORD (Ecclesiastes 12:13), and the eternal price he will pay for not adopting a genuine belief (John 3:18). You place too much importance on well being here in this earthly life when logically, your attention should be fixed on the next.
                            Well they didn't discipline me for "god" no they did it because i did something wrong, and i didn't feel fear or Obedience i felt anger, and i acted out because of it
                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23765

                              #314
                              Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

                              Originally posted by Missynine View Post
                              Well they didn't discipline me for "god" no they did it because i did something wrong, and i didn't feel fear or Obedience i felt anger, and i acted out because of it
                              Today is a Great Day for Repentance! Why not repent of those sins that so desperately frazzled your parents, school teachers, classmates, neighbors, and the angels above! Why not accept the Lord Jesus Christ into your heart! Confess your sins and sin no more! Here, I'll pray with you!

                              Dear LORD,

                              I acknowledge that you, Jesus, are the Son of God. I believe that you were born of the Virgin Mary in a miraculous way (impregnating her with the Holy Spirit, which is You, without her knowledge or consent, or even the benefit of physical sperm, but by the very will of God, who is, amazingly, also You). I believe you died on the cross for my sins. I believe you were resurrected, floated up into the air, through the atmosphere, and straight to Heaven. I know that your divine nature means you were impervious to the physical effects of the lack of oxygen in space, that your divine body saved you from any danger of your blood boiling, your eyeballs exploding, or your lungs turning into red slush.

                              I admit that I was born a sinner by your design, and there is nothing I could have done to prevent it. I know I have led a life of sinning by not obeying your every command. It tears me up inside. My guilt is overwhelming.

                              Please forgive me.

                              Please change my heart so I can be a willing slave and do whatever you want me to do.

                              Please change my heart to want to read the Holy Bible and agree with all of it.

                              Be my Savior.

                              By my LORD and Master.

                              I beg you, save me from the very Hell you created for me in the beginning of time in case I didn't fear and obey you.

                              In Jesus' Name I pray.

                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Voice of Papist Hate
                                Unsaved trash, mary-worshiping papist
                                • Aug 2014
                                • 16

                                #315
                                Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children

                                By the way, if you have looked at the bible, then this video should make sense to you. If you want to get into heaven, you have to do all of these things. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzzO...97BF466ED753CA so owning the computer you are using is a sin and you will not get into heaven. Congrats!
                                Revelation 20:14-15
                                And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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