[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

In accordance with Jesus' command, I will not be announcing that I donated $1,000,000 toward Zeke's new jet.

Matthew 6:1 Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven. Read more

Only about 36 more of those to go. Chop-chop people. If Creflo get's his before I get mine there's going to be hell to pay.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Sure, he will take a commercial flight now and then for the sake of appearance
Bless you, my Sopwith Camels in an F-35 world,
Father Mo
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One thing to say on your behalf, Padre-Of-Many-Children Maurice, is that you addressed a very important aspect of this project. It is that the aircraft used by God's favorite preachers determines the effectiveness of their missions.

Your smiling-behind-his-snarl Pope thinks its important to sometimes fly commercial to create the impression of humbleness. His driver carries him around in a little Ford Focus, again humbleness.

Humbleness is not in the mission of Pastor Zeke. It is greatness. In fact, it is important he be less humble than any other preacher in the world, especially Creflo Dollar.

I wish I could ask the Pope these questions. Does humbleness defeat sin? Does Satan cower and run for cover from humbleness? The answer to both of these is NO. Greatness and the force of will is what defeats sin and Satan. This is Pastor Zeke. This is not the Pope.

The Committee's message is this. We need to order the Airbus for Pastor Zeke and order it soon.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I've told you many times about the bald ambition of Preacher Creflo Dollar to take over the top spot now held by our beloved Pastor Zeke. Creflo wants a bigger plane than Pastor Zeke.

With us well on our way to buying an aircraft Creflo Dollar can only dream about, he is taking another route to fame. He is lobbying fearcely to have a state highway named after him, Creflo Dollar Interstate.

We need to move rapidly on all fronts. First, we need to round up the final dollars to order the Airbus. Second, we to name I-80 that crosses Iowa to Pastor Zeke Interstate.


Creflo Dollar Prays for Georgia Lawmakers Amid Highway Naming Controversy

Amid controversy surrounding a proposal to name a portion of an Atlanta highway after him, World Changers megachurch pastor Creflo Dollar visited Georgia's state House of Representatives Thursday to pray for leaders and lawmakers.
As the "pastor of the day," Dollar addressed the legislature on how government is a "divinely appointed duty," and expressed his appreciation for "leaders who still acknowledge and recognize good morals that are in line with God's Word."
The World Changers Church pastor also prayed for judges, mayors, policeman and community leaders, asking God to give them wisdom, protection and "a heart that yields to God and His ways," according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

CDollar's state House visit comes just days after State Sen. Donzella James, D-Atlanta, introduced legislation to name a portion of an Atlanta highway after him — a move that has sparked heavy criticism. Senate Resolution 805 calls for a portion of Fulton County's Old National Highway to be named after the televangelist.

As previously reported by The Christian Post, news of the proposal has not been well-received by many community residents and business owners who feel that neither Dollar nor the highway in question are worthy of the honor.
One resident told WSB-TV 2 that Dollar was not meeting the needs of the entire community. Of major concern for some area business owners is that Old National Highway has a split personality of sorts.

Read more at http://www.christianpost.com/news/cr...ZDwfd6gr8Jw.99

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

We're still praying, Pastor! The entire Landover Baptist Church Ladies Prayer Warrior Assembly (LBCLPWA) is hard at work storming the Throne Room of Heaven!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I regret to inform the other pastors and the congregation that Landover has been subjected to a torrent of abusive and threatening emails concerning the funding of the jet.

I quote:

"Are you sure this is the best use of church money?"
Lilian Tempest, NJ

"Is there perhaps savings to be made on the equipment on board the jet?"
Roger Mee SC

"Why are there gold fittings in the bathroom?"
Mervin Davis CA

We do not tolerate any sort of "Hate-Speech" here.

The question of the jet is not a matter for debate: that has been settled!

[Titus Templeton]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Last year we opened a slavery hospital in Zimbabwe.
The idea is basically that we buy sick slaves from their owners, make them appear healthy again and sell them for a much higher price. I am not actually be there but the tricks vary between giving drugs or very cheap operations made by cheap "doctors" - some of these doctors are drug addicts or slaves themselves.

We think that this year we will make a good cashlow and we will put bunch of that money into the Pastor's Plane of course.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Friends, the Committee met in an emergency session this morning. It was an emergency because of the money scandal in Panama. As you know, various world celebrities have been exposed for stashing secret funds there. Pastor Zeke's name has come up.
While all this is being worked out, Landover Baptist needs to provide the Pastor with an alternative to banks. The Committee believes his new Airbus can be equipped with a secret and secure currency room.
This room will accommodate the dollars he takes overseas and the foreign currency he brings back. Banks, and their little busy-body auditors, will no longer be needed.
Let's put our shoulders to the wheel and get this Airbus for the Pastor. Landover Baptist does not need Panama.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Thank you Mayor Joe Hold!

Honestly, I am very disappointed that we have not made more progress toward out goal, especially because Boeing just announced it has sold a whopping FOUR 747 jumbo jets to an unnamed party (cough, Creflo Dollar, cough)!


We need to get on the ball and get Pastor his plane!

[James Hutchins]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I never trusted those messicans with our money anyway. Some of you Church members are too young to recall how Noriega screwed us over. I like Andorra and for local transactions, the Caymans

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

It's a crying shame this has taken so long. All we need from everyone is 36 donations of $1m or more or 360 donations of $100k or 3600 donations of $10k. That's not a lot of money folks, most everyone can find $10k if they have to. Now is the time.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

So this Panama thing is not working out, but shouldn't we still be looking for a way to launder the jet purchase to avoid sales tax? Nobody wants to give Obama any more tax money than we have to.

[James Hutchins]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

So this Panama thing is not working out, but shouldn't we still be looking for a way to launder the jet purchase to avoid sales tax? Nobody wants to give Obama any more tax money than we have to.

Ifs it possible to write off as a medical expense? Salvation is critical to mental stability.
Could we start a 501C? It could own the plane and make the requisite 5% minimum donations to the Church. We all know the good Godly Pastor Ezekiel works 24/7/365 doing what he can to the down trodden.

[Roland]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Dear all,

Perhaps a slight change of plans might prove fruitful. Due to recent developments, earlier plans might not be attainable and new opportunities have popped up. I suggest we take a radical new approach and ditch the plans for the Airbus and plan for an Antonov AN-225. Please allow me to elaborate:

The current project has met some financial difficulties. If this were not so, the new aircraft would have already been there. Even though my knowledge of finance is limited, I sense an urgency to reallocate funds after reading some posts on this forum regarding the beloved pastor. Furthermore: Recently a trade deal got botched. A trade deal between the EU and Ukraine. As we all know their currency is already plummeting and their economy is in a downward spiral. This gives room for opportunity, especially to those who are familiar with the business friendly attitude of the local government.

Merits of the Antonov AN-225 are it´s size, capacity and it seems to be made in the Ukraine. As this is the biggest aircraft ever made with the ability to lift a whopping 250 tons of cargo it would be the ideal choice if you want to install some proper furniture with things like gold ornaments which do add a little extra weight. With this aircraft there would be no need to make concessions for mundane things like the extra weight of a golden toilet bowl.



I am sure there are opportunities here that can benefit both Zeke and the Svoboda brigade in the people of Ukraine.

Kind regards,

Roland

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Dear all, I suggest we take a radical new approach and ditch the plans for the Airbus and plan for an Antonov AN-225. Please allow me to elaborate:

Merits of the Antonov AN-225 are it´s size, capacity and it seems to be made in the Ukraine. As this is the biggest aircraft ever made with the ability to lift a whopping 250 tons of cargo it would be the ideal choice if you want to install some proper furniture with things like gold ornaments which do add a little extra weight. With this aircraft there would be no need to make concessions for mundane things like the extra weight of a golden toilet bowl.



I am sure there are opportunities here that can benefit both Zeke and the Svoboda brigade in the people of Ukraine.

Roland

Thank you, Roland, for that suggestion. The Committee actually did consider the Antonor AN-225.

The folks from the Ukraine brought one over and took Pastor Zeke for an in-air evaluation. The Pastor found the noise level a little too high in the movie theater room. So far, that design flaw has not been corrected.

[Roland]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Thank you, Roland, for that suggestion. The Committee actually did consider the Antonor AN-225.

The folks from the Ukraine brought one over and took Pastor Zeke for an in-air evaluation. The Pastor found the noise level a little too high in the movie theater room. So far, that design flaw has not been corrected.

Hello Johny,

According to Des this problem is already solved:

I peeked in on him after breakfast. Couldn't tell from all the gauze, but it almost looked as though his ears were burned off. God must truly be looking out for him if He was kind enough to remove Pastor Zeke's ears, thus sparing him from hearing all the viscous lies being spread.

Kind regards,

Roland