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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Rusty Holbeck!
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Happy Birthday, Mr. Holbeck!
May Jesus give you enough wit to be Saved and enter the Heavenly Kingdom in due course!
1 Peter 5:6
Humble yourselves therefore under the mighty hand of God, that he may exalt you in due time:
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Rusty Holbeck!
I am wishing you a very happy birthday. If you were close by to Madison Wisconsin I would give you the gift of a splif the size of a Royal Jamaican Churchill cigar which is actually a double corona.Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Rusty Holbeck!
A most blessed birthday to you, Mr. Holbeck! Do you still have your Caribbean helper? Will she bake you a cake? Have your children spoken to you lately? Children are a blessing, and it's a terrible shame when they don't appreciate a good parent. But I suppose it makes sense in this context. I would be angry too if I thought my father was responsible for my mother's death. Then again, if I knew my mother was going to Heaven, I would rejoice, and if I knew she was going to Hell (where I know she is, as she never did accept Christ as her Savior), then it's easier to let bygones be bygones. In Heaven we'll have no tears. Anyway, happy birthday, dear.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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A happy birthday Brother Holbeck. I often think of you and 1Co:12:12: For as the body is one, and hath many members, and all the members of that one body, being many, are one body: so also is Christ.
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1Co:12:21: And the eye cannot say unto the hand, I have no need of thee: nor again the head to the feet, I have no need of you.
1Co:12:22: Nay, much more those members of the body, which seem to be more feeble, are necessary:
Godly proof of your usefulness.
PS, if you can see your way clear to wearing matching socks on Sundays, it will be a boon to us all.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Rusty Holbeck!
Dear Rusty,
I baked this blueberry pie for you:
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Rusty Holbeck!
Happy birthday young fella. Knowing how modest you are, I just mailed you a simple note. It might have postage due. I ran out of stamps.
Take solace in the rapture will soon be upon us and your true wishes of death and Eternal Salvation® is just scant days away.
You are welcome.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Happy Birthday to you Brother Rusty. You are a most Gentle Man. God loves you.
Brother BAWEcclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Rusty Holbeck!
Happy birthday, my new friend. I wish you every blessing.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Rusty Holbeck!
Hello Landover Baptist Church.
Thank you for wishing me happy birthday I wanted to reply earlier but the television part of my computer stopped working and I went to the computer store and told the man I needed the television part of a computer and the man made me repeat my request to every sales person there it took a long time. Finally he sold me one but it is a lot thinner than the one I had and not as heavy but it is still OK I have more room on my desk.
None of my children called me they are still mad that I started walking with Jesus and also the boat incident they have good memories maybe next year I forgot to pray for them to call me this year.
Thank you.
RustyPsalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.Comment
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