HELL TRAIN Dead Pool 2016

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Place your bets here.

Who will take a seat on Train in 2016?

Here are my bets:

Abe Vigoda
Alan Rickman Alan Thicke
Anton Yelchin Andrew Lloyd Webber
Andy Dick
Angela Lansbury
Angelina Jolie
Aretha Franklin
Ariana Grande
Arnold Palmer
Barry Gibb
Beverly Cleary
Billy Graham
Bob Barker
Bob Dole
Bryant Gumbel
Carol Channing
Casey Kasem
Chuck Barris Dan Haggerty (Grizzly Adams)
David Bowie
David Rockefeller
Debbie Harry
Delores Hope
Dick Cheney
Don Imus
Don Pardo
Don Rickles
Don Shula
Doris Day
Eli Wallach
Fats Domino Frank Sinatra Jr.
Fidel Castro
Florence Henderson
Gene Wilder Gary Marshall
Gary Shandling
Glen Campbell
Glen Frey
George Kennedy
Heidi Fleiss
Henry Kissinger
Holly Dunn
Hugh Downs
Hugh Hefner
James Garner
James Noble
Janet Reno
Jerry Lee Lewis
Jerry Lewis
Jim Nabors
Jimmy Carter
Joe Garagiola
Joe Jackson
Joe Piscopo
John Glenn
John McCain
John Travolta
Judge Joseph Wapner
Karl Rove
Keith Richards
Kim Jong Un
Kirk Douglas
Latoya Jackson
Lee Iococca
Linda Ellerbee
Lindsay Lohan
Little Richard
Magic Johnson
Margaret O'Brien
Marion Barry
Maureen O'Hara
Merle Haggard
Michael Douglas
Mick Jagger
Mick Mars
Mickey Rooney
Morley Safer
Muhammad Ali
Nancy Reagan
Olivia De Haviland
Patty Duke
Paul McCartney
Penny Marshall
Prince
Prince Phillip
Queen Elizabeth II
Randy Travis
Raquel Welch
Regis Philbin
Ronnie Biggs
Ron Glass
Sandra Day O'Conner
Shirley Temple Black
Sid Caesar
Soleil Moon Frye
Stan Lee
Stephen Hawking
Steven Hill
Suzanne Somers
Terry Pratchett
Todd Bridges
Ursula Andress
Val Kilmer
Valerie Harper
William Christopher
William Shatner
Yoko Ono
Zsa Zsa Gabor

[Titus Templeton]

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Bernie Sanders

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Jesus, in His infinite wisdom and mercy, does not always grant us our prayers. Nonetheless, we beseech thee O Lord, grant us the dispatch to the Lake of Fire of the following in priority that the long suffering of Your faithful servants be lessened in the coming year.

Amen.

Andrew Lloyd Webber
Angelina Jolie
Bob Barker
Bryant Gumbel
Carol Channing
David Rockefeller
Debbie Harry
Doris Day
Fidel Castro
Heidi Fleiss
Henry Kissinger
Hugh Downs
Hugh Hefner
Jerry Lee Lewis
Jerry Lewis
Jim Nabors
Jimmy Carter
John McCain
John Travolta
Karl Rove
Keith Richards
Kim Jong Un
Latoya Jackson
Lee Iococca
Lindsay Lohan
Mickey Rooney
Paul McCartney
Penny Marshall
Prince Phillip
Queen Elizabeth II
Regis Philbin
Valerie Harper
William Shatner
Yoko Ono
Zsa Zsa Gabor

[Elmer G. White]

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33.333333333.... % of all mankind.

Revelation 9:18
By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths.

Their names do not matter, but I'm pretty sure all your suggestions will be included.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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DAVID BOWIE - dead at 69.

wins again!

[Toot11]

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DAVID BOWIE - dead at 69.

wins again!

And what a shame that is, guy's an absolute rock legend, with one of the biggest discographies that's been pretty consistently good with a lot of exceptional records, too.


I'm glad we got Blackstar as a sort of farewell album. I still wish the whole thing is a marketing stunt (i.e., Lazarus).

[Mary Etheldreda]

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And what a shame that is, guy's an absolute rock legend, with one of the biggest discographies that's been pretty consistently good with a lot of exceptional records, too.


I'm glad we got Blackstar as a sort of farewell album. I still wish the whole thing is a marketing stunt (i.e., Lazarus).

What's the shame is that he wasted his life pursuing art and expression in the form of music, rather than convincing others to believe the fantastic stories in the Holy Bible, stories about talking snakes, creating thousands of languages in a single afternoon, women turning into pillars of salt, a global flood that wiped out all life, a river turning into blood, burning ice falling from the skies, a pillar of fire floating through the skies, Moses parting the Red Sea, a river bursting out of a rock, God flying around in a cloud ship and zapping the Israelites with fire beams, talking donkeys, a sound of trumpets crumbling the walls of Jericho, the day and night cycle stopping at Joshua's command, Samson's super human strength and his 1 vs 1000 victory over armed and armored soldiers using nothing but a donkey's jawbone, speaking ghosts, Solomon's 1000 mates, God & Israelite killing a 1 million strong Cushite army, Jesus walking on water, Jesus raising the dead, Jesus turning water to wine, Jesus feeding 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, the earth quaking when Jesus died and zombies walking the streets, Jesus rising from the dead and flying to Heaven. How many souls will follow Bowie into Hell because he neglected the opportunity to save souls?

[VictoryOS]

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DAVID BOWIE - dead at 69.

wins again!

He even felt the need to die at a repugnant homosexual age. Good riddance to a true weirdo.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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He was the gay guy with a penchant for ladies' make-up, wasn't he? He also had eyes of different colors - weird mentally and weird physically.

He did get a knife named for him though... Won't do much good where his soul now is...

[Alvin Moss]

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He was an Englishman and a race mixer. As an English man, he was, of course, homosexual or possibly bisexual. His life was an affront to the Lord and he is lucky to have avoided Hell as long as he did.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Alan Rickman Dead at 69

[VictoryOS]

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So many sodomites are passing on to Satan at the age of 69 lately. Is there some significance to the number 69 that I don't know about?

[Elmer G. White]

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So many sodomites are passing on to Satan at the age of 69 lately. Is there some significance to the number 69 that I don't know about?

Verily, Sister, there is!

First, it is contained within the age of the oldest human being that God ever Created:

Genesis 5:27
And all the days of Methuselah were nine hundred sixty and nine years: and he died.

This is a clear message from God. Metuselah was awarded with an unusually long life. The lower life-forms, the sodomites, get the same number minus nine hundred. That is how many times less God respects them.

Secondly, we have Psalms 69 that also refers to sodomites:

Psalms 69:23-24
Let their eyes be darkened, that they see not; and make their loins continually to shake. Pour out thine indignation upon them, and let thy wrathful anger take hold of them.

The sodomites cannot stop the fornicatory movements of their loins for one second. They are in a state of constant unnatural arousal. As a result, the wrathful anger of God takes hold of them.

These are no coincidences. They are warnings. I'm just praying that the sodomistic community takes heed!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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... wrong forum...

[Jim Farmer]

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So many sodomites are passing on to Satan at the age of 69 lately. Is there some significance to the number 69 that I don't know about?

Not only that - for both of them the official cause of death is previously unknown "cancer". So aids is the new cancer? Do they really expect us to swallow that?