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  • Elmer G. White
    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
     
    • Apr 2014
    • 10289
    #1

    Blessed Birthday, Brother Alvin Moss!

    May the Grace of Jesus touch you gently on this Birthday of yours, Brother and may this birthday be your last on Earth!

    1 Corinthians 5:8
    Therefore let us keep the feast, not with old leaven, neither with the leaven of malice and wickedness; but with the unleavened bread of sincerity and truth.

    I am praying that no-one will offend you with strong language on this day!




    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12997
      #2
      Re: Blessed Birthday, Brother Alvin Moss!







      I hope you're enjoying a most Blessed birthday, Brother Alvin!





      God created fossils to test our faith.

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      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775
          #3
          Re: Blessed Birthday, Brother Alvin Moss!

          A most blessed birthday, dear Brother in Christ!
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22929
              #4
              Re: Blessed Birthday, Brother Alvin Moss!

              If you have ever wondered how special you are, it was on 28th April in 4977 B.C. that, Johannes Kepler determined as the date upon which the universe was created.

              I have a jar of the mud out of which Adam was created (Sold to me at great expense by a Palestinian) which I will send to you.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • I Man Rastafari
                  Possibly retarded pothead
                  • Oct 2015
                  • 1019
                  #5
                  Re: Blessed Birthday, Brother Alvin Moss!

                  Happy Birthday! I will have a large spliff in your honor. In fact I started on it before I even knew it was your birthday. You are an old white man so you have many more birthdays than me but I will be everliving in Jah and you will die soon from the old age. Still you should celebrate anyway.
                  Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                    • Alvin Moss
                      Serving Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2013
                      • 4468
                      #6
                      Re: Blessed Birthday, Brother Alvin Moss!

                      Thank you, friends. I feel satisfied that I have completed another year in service to the Lord and, yearning for Jesus, I know that I am one step closer to His presence with every passing year. His return will be soon, long before my natural death, God willing and then the dead will rise from among the departed righteous and we will all ascend to Heaven together.
                      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15708
                          #7
                          Re: Blessed Birthday, Brother Alvin Moss!









                          ( Sorry I am a few day's late, Brother. My internet was down in my menstra hut. I was unable to contact anyone to help as I am not supposed to be around others during my unclean time and another woman wouldn't possibly know how to fix it. Anyway, I hope you had a fabulous day! )
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