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  • Isabella White
    True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
     
    • Mar 2019
    • 4379
    #1

    Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!

    May the be with you, on your blessed birthday, dear Sister Basilissa, as you become another year closer to your eternal, heavenly mansion!
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    Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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    • Elmer G. White
      Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
      Victim of atheist scientific persecution
       
      • Apr 2014
      • 10290
      #2
      Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!

      Dearest sister, your mind is acute and sophisticated but please, abandon it and start begetting in a Godly, marital manner!



      1 Timothy 2:15
      Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.


      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer
      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775
          #3
          Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!

          I shall say a special birthday prayer to Jesus in your honor today, Dear Sister in Christ. It's the least I could do.

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
              An old soul
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2013
              • 5100
              #4
              Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!

              On this your special day let's sing praise to the boy Jesus.
              If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                  True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                   
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 8459
                  #5
                  Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!

                  Oh, warmest birthday wishes, Sister! But I would like to reiterate Professor Brother Dr. White's advice. Bear in mind that you aren't getting any younger.

                  With fondest sisterly love,
                  Joanna
                  Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                    • Elmer G. White
                      Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                      Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                       
                      • Apr 2014
                      • 10290
                      #6
                      Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!

                      Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                      Oh, warmest birthday wishes, Sister! But I would like to reiterate Professor Brother Dr. White's advice. Bear in mind that you aren't getting any younger.

                      With fondest sisterly love,
                      Joanna
                      Verily, sister, I am not the one who likes gossip and do not spend my time in idle ladylike conversation about womanly thingies but I'm just asking where that Enrique fellow is? The one with the very handsome moustache and economical stability. I am just worried that he might be persecuted in his cesspithole country for courting an intelligent woman whose main obsession is not to obtain more high heels and who does not speak broken Vulgar Latin and paint her lips in the color that would be more suitable for the lanterns of the mighty Reperbahn.

                      Genesis 3:16
                      Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

                      Yours in Christ,

                      Elmer
                      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                        • Phil Ander
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2016
                          • 626
                          #7
                          Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!

                          Yes dear Sister,

                          Happy birthday, but one less year of fecundity. I pray that you and Enrique become married before too long and start the Soldier for Christ production line.


                          Phil
                          Last edited by Phil Ander; 05-08-2021, 02:21 PM. Reason: double words
                          58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


                          Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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                            • Brother Gonzalez
                              Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Sep 2016
                              • 2087
                              #8
                              Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!

                              Happy belated Birthday Sister. Sorry for being late. Too much work here at the border trying to keep the remains of the wall from the filthy demoncrats trying to tear it down to the ground.

                              Anyway, how was your day?
                              1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                                • handmaiden
                                  Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                                  True Christian™
                                  • May 2010
                                  • 11653
                                  #9
                                  Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!

                                  Dearest Sister in the Lord, I do hope that you had a blessed birthday.

                                  Remember that Jesus is watching over you at all times.





                                  And I mean At ALL Times.
                                  His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                                  Guns For God and the Economy

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                                    • MitzaLizalor
                                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2010
                                      • 14708
                                      #10
                                      Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!

                                      Birthday greetings!

                                      Remember: temperance in all things (cakes are permissible, however)



                                      Rev'd Gomm's advice remains sound, his is a timeless wisdom



                                      All the best for the coming year,

                                      In Him

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                                        • ucudogemgesu
                                          Unsaved trash
                                          • Jul 2021
                                          • 1
                                          #11
                                          Associated override I am accuse

                                          Gentle christians. I am from Phillippines and a good catholic. I am persecuted because some ladyboy boys (11 years) accuse me of molestations. I am innocent as my local priest cans tell. please support me and buy my product sr for sale mysteriously neutrophils ending infarct.

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                                            • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                                              True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                                               
                                              • Jul 2014
                                              • 8459
                                              #12
                                              Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!

                                              It is two months today since Sister Basilissa's birthday and personally I think it is quite thoughtless, even unkind, to keep reminding her of her age.
                                              Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                                                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                                  Christ's Rottweiler
                                                   
                                                  • Jan 2008
                                                  • 22938
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!

                                                  As the years pass and you shed the distracting attractiveness of transient youth, I'm sure you will move closer, in spirit, to Our Lord.



                                                  A Happy Birthday Sister Basilissa.
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                                                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                                    • Unfalsifiable
                                                      Forum Member
                                                      Forum Member
                                                      • Jan 2008
                                                      • 836
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!

                                                      READ THE BIBLE

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                                                        • Basilissa
                                                          South of the Border outreach program
                                                          True Christian™
                                                           
                                                          • Mar 2013
                                                          • 12997
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Happy Birthday, Dear Sister Basilissa!

                                                          It looks like some people have trouble understanding the difference between 05.07 and 07.05. My birthday was on May 7 not July 5. Take a note for the next year (assuming no Rapture). My favorite flowers are floripondio (Datura sanguinea).
                                                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                                                          * * *

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                                                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                                                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                                           Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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