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I'm somewhere between 7 and 3 today.
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I'm somewhere between 7 and 3 today.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs. -
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I have mixed feelings about Jesus # 2. Shouldn't He have a gun in both hands?His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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No Jesus wears a Covid mask. Just what I thought.Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.Comment
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Today, 1 and 6.God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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If anyone ever feels a #8 please call my office for an appointment.If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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8 looks a bit idolatrous with that heart thing.Comment
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Sometimes, I am a #7, such as when the ladies are coming over for afternoon tea and cake. More often than not, though, I am #3, especially when those darned Cathyolick kids next door kick their football into my prize-winning dahlias!(Mrs.) Isabella White
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4 is when I get a great parking spot.READ THE BIBLE
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#2 on paydays.
#5 is a Jedi, btw.
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You seem confused about the tribes of Israel. Matthew 1:1–6 and Luke 3:31–34 give Jesus's lineage as the Tribe of Judah.Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
Your confusion comes from the fact that (i) Jedi and Judah begin with a "J" and (ii) you your life on a couch watching secondhand DVDs from a charity store when you could have been doing something useful like praying.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Hmf. I suppose you mean the hard drinking part. Being a pinko pacifist atheist, I don't suppose you feel the drive to pick up a gun.Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
Honestly, if you aren't willing to take up arms to defend your beliefs, do you really believe anything? You may as well just not believe.His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Usually #3, due to the amount of sin and worldliness I have to put up with on a daily basis. #2 is almost a spitting image of me and the fellas on one of our nights out, minus the long hair and plus a hood.I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!Comment
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