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  • Pastor Rune Enoe
    Apostle of the North
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 11680

    #1

    Latest attack from Jews and Atheists

    Brethren & Sistren

    I cannot begin to tell you how saddened I am by this latest attack, and how these God-mockers are spitting Baby Jesus in his little face.

    If I asked you "What is Christianity about", you would all know of course that Christianity is love, understanding, tolerance, spirituality, remittance of sins and salvation.

    But this is what the Atheists at JOOggle have to say:
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    A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Latest attack from Jews and Atheists

    Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post
    Brethren & Sistren

    I cannot begin to tell you how saddened I am by this latest attack, and how these God-mockers are spitting Baby Jesus in his little face.

    If I asked you "What is Christianity about", you would all know of course that Christianity is about love, understanding, tolerance, spirituality, remittance of sins and salvation.

    But this is what the Atheists at JOOggle have to say:
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    I am outraged and deeply offended by that display.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Pastor Rune Enoe
      Apostle of the North
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 11680

      #3
      Re: Latest attack from Jews and Atheists

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      I am outraged and deeply offended by that display.
      It gets worse. Apparently Christianity has been singled out by JOOggle. Try the same search for "Islam is", and you'll see what I mean. In this case JOOggle wont give you any "helpful" hints:
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      A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #4
        Re: Latest attack from Jews and Atheists

        This is an outrage.

        May I remind our forum members that http://www.askbabyjesus.net/askbabyjesus/default.aspx is a safer tool to search for Godly information?

        Although it does use the Joogle engine, it makes sure that you get the correct results, and doesn't do "suggestions" like Brother Prune has just shown us.

        Unless of course they have sabotaged our work in the last few months - I wouldn't be surprised.

        Mind you, it is still in beta testing, as getting the new JesOS in production was our main target for 2009.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22898

          #5
          Re: Latest attack from Jews and Atheists

          If we have any funding from Google, (Google Ads, etc.) we should withdraw it now. Their dollars will bear the mark of Cain!
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: Latest attack from Jews and Atheists

            That is a blatant example of anti-Christian persecution by unsaved blue-state liberals. To throw salt in the wound, they offer the following suggestions for "queer," most of which are clearly fag-enabling:

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            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

            Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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            • Gabriel Reproba
              Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
              The Most Honest Lawyer in America
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 2479

              #7
              Re: Latest attack from Jews and Atheists

              I am telling all of my fellow Christians to use http://www.askbabyjesus.net/askbabyjesus/default.aspx from now on!
              Yours In Christ,

              Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

              Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

              Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
              Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
              The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
              Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
              How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
              20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
              God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
              Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
              Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
              Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
              There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
              Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

              Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #8
                Re: Latest attack from Jews and Atheists

                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                That is a blatant example of anti-Christian persecution by unsaved blue-state liberals. To throw salt in the wound, they offer the following suggestions for "queer," most of which are clearly fag-enabling:
                Why are the secularists so obsessed with duck buggery?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Mrs. Rogers
                  compassion personified
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2692

                  #9
                  Re: Latest attack from Jews and Atheists

                  Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post
                  But this is what the Atheists at JOOggle have to say:
                  Disgusting. However, for years Joogle have been precious about the word "Jew"; put "Jew" into Joogle and the first result is "Offensive Search Results", which will lead one to this gutless piece of grovelling before the ADL.

                  They would do better to grovel before Jesus!
                  True Christians are Perfect!

                  Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                  Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                  For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Latest attack from Jews and Atheists

                    Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                    Disgusting. However, for years Joogle have been precious about the word "Jew"; put "Jew" into Joogle and the first result is "Offensive Search Results", which will lead one to this gutless piece of grovelling before the ADL.

                    They would do better to grovel before Jesus!
                    I blame the Clintons for that. They actually tried to pass a law that would force anyone who tried to do a Google search on words like "joo" or "spic" or "liberal scum" to undergo a 6 month long "sensitivity training" at camps they had set up in Cuba. Fortunately, Jesus sent us George W. Bush who put things right.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #11
                      Re: Latest attack from Jews and Atheists

                      The google prognosticator says:

                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • johncarlos
                        Unsaved trash, confused foreigner
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 89

                        #12
                        Re: Latest attack from Jews and Atheists

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        The google prognosticator says:

                        That's the funniest thing I've ever read!
                        Leviticus 21:8
                        Thou shalt sanctify him therefore; for he offereth the bread of thy God: he shall be holy unto thee: for I the LORD, which sanctify you, am holy.

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