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  • Slutty
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2010
    • 40

    #1

    I don't understand...

    I joined this forum in the hopes of having interesting conversations with a variety of people with different ideas than me. I never expected to be insulted, condemned, and attacked in response to everything I say.
    I would be most appreciative if someone would explain this to me.
  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3330

    #2
    Re: I don't understand...

    Unsaved unwelcome.

    Hope that helps.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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    • GOD=life
      WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2010
      • 3263

      #3
      Re: I don't understand...

      Originally posted by Skitty View Post
      I joined this forum in the hopes of having interesting conversations with a variety of people with different ideas than me. I never expected to be insulted, condemned, and attacked in response to everything I say. I would be most appreciative if someone would explain this to me.
      I haven't see all your posts, but I believe you came in here with the idea that True Christians are like . Even though you may not say "you are stupid" out loud, it may be implied in the way you approach a subject.

      Generally, when you go into a new forum on the internet, you should first read the welcome guide and other threads to get an idea of the community. You may have stepped on people's toes without realizing it. For example, every day there are dozens of inarticulate hateful teens who come in here to mock God. So some people may not be very receptive to someone "wanting to have a conversation". Usually this ends with being yelled at.

      Give it some time and look around. This is not a forum for the easily offended, but for ones who can handle The Truth.
      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22
      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22379

        #4
        Re: I don't understand...

        Originally posted by Skitty View Post
        I would be most appreciative if someone would explain this to me.
        This is because you are on the wrong path and we are trying to get you on the right path to Salvation.

        Just do this test to learn how it works: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=34885
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Slutty
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2010
          • 40

          #5
          Re: I don't understand...

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          This is because you are on the wrong path and we are trying to get you on the right path to Salvation.

          Just do this test to learn how it works: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=34885
          I'm sorry to disappoint you, sir, but I didn't come here to convert to your religion, and I'm not going to convert. I'm here, simply stated, to talk with people. I'm not offended by any of the abuse or name-calling I have received; I simply wondered if there was a reason for it.

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          • Gabriel Reproba
            Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
            The Most Honest Lawyer in America
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2479

            #6
            Re: I don't understand...

            Originally posted by Skitty View Post
            I'm sorry to disappoint you, sir, but I didn't come here to convert to your religion, and I'm not going to convert. I'm here, simply stated, to talk with people. I'm not offended by any of the abuse or name-calling I have received; I simply wondered if there was a reason for it.
            The reason for it is to wake you up to the fact that you are going to Hell and there is still a chance to avoid it. Tough love is the best type of love in an emergency, and you, Sir, are in an emergency!
            Yours In Christ,

            Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

            Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

            Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
            Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
            The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
            Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
            How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
            20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
            God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
            Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
            Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
            Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
            There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
            Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

            Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22906

              #7
              Re: I don't understand...

              2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
              2nd Corinthians 6:15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?

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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Slutty
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2010
                • 40

                #8
                Re: I don't understand...

                Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                The reason for it is to wake you up to the fact that you are going to Hell and there is still a chance to avoid it. Tough love is the best type of love in an emergency, and you, Sir, are in an emergency!
                I appreciate your concern. Thank you. c:

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