NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Satan extends his grip on the Internets

[Larry Lee]

Satan scored a major victory today... and True Christians™ should retreat to their prayer closets tonight and gnash their teeth in supplication before the Lord, to learn how this abomination could have transpired...

There are now domain-names written in Arabic. Such as this one: http://موقع.وزارة-الأتصالات.مصر/

How could we allow this to happen on our Watch, people? Are we not loving the Lord our God enough?

More information about this abomination can be gleaned here.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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There are now domain-names written in Arabic. Such as this one: http://موقع.وزارة-الأتصالات.مصر/ [...]

The plan is to keep the Arabs in ignorance of the American Language so they will not be able to accept Jesus through KJV1611. I suspect also that it is terrorist propaganda and attack instructions.

Muhammed Hussain Obama is not going to bring these sites down, but we have friends in the Department of Faith who might help.

[James Dewitt]

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Heavenly Father, I pray that you send the most powerful virus you can muster to remove Satan from the interweb.
In the name of Sweet Jesus, Father Protect us, your True Christian(R) followers. Amen

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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We've released a patch for JesOS™ Interwebs Explorer that pings the DOF whenever anyone tries to access a URL written in those towelheadistani chicken scratches or in any writing system other than that used in the KJV. It cannot be disabled, since the innocent have nothing to hide.

[Logan]

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When did rag-heads get computers?

[Levi Jones]

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oh

When did rag-heads get computers?

Brother, they obviously didn't. It is no doubt democrat operatives in their countries posting it when they get the proper smoke signals or 14 days later when the camel courier finally shows up with letters written in blood on goat skins.

[Logan]

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oh

Brother, they obviously didn't. It is no doubt democrat operatives in their countries posting it when they get the proper smoke signals or 14 days later when the camel courier finally shows up with letters written in blood on goat skins.

Right, how could I be so ignorant. Thank you.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Surely this is a hoax? One cannot type 'scribbles'. My keyboard -- and every other keyboard I've seen -- has proper American English letters on it. And as for this nonsense:

Arabic domains can even be written right-to-left.

How on earth does one type right-to-left? It just isn't possible!

[Nobar King]

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How many keys do you need for an Arabic keyboard? Do they use the QWERTY or Dvorak layout?

[Dirk]

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Satan scored a major victory today... and True Christians™ should retreat to their prayer closets tonight and gnash their teeth in supplication before the Lord, to learn how this abomination could have transpired...

There are now domain-names written in Arabic. Such as this one: http://موقع.وزارة-الأتصالات.مصر/

How could we allow this to happen on our Watch, people? Are we not loving the Lord our God enough?

More information about this abomination can be gleaned here.

[Free Market Fred]

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Satan scored a major victory today...
There are now domain-names written in Arabic. Such as this one:

http://موقع.وزارة-الأتصالات.مصر/

Nice catch, Brother Larry. You are absolutely correct. The Obama regime - which controls the Internet - has done the politically correct thing and given the ragheads the ability to create URLs in their own language in order to promote "diversity." Of course, the real reason is promote terrorism!

And it's not only the Muslims. Now there are web sites with Chink names: http://三合房屋

Obviously, all this will be done away with once Sarah Palin is elected (or appointed) president in 2012, if not sooner. In the meantime, we've got to work around this problem, and fortunately a solution is at hand. Ironically, it's the Chinks who give me this idea.

Ever heard of the Great Firewall of China? Basically, the commie Chink government uses a firewall to block all Internet users in China from being able to access web sites in the USA where they could learn about freedom, democracy and Christianity. That's outrageous, since the USA and Christians are always the good guys, even when we're waterboarding Guantamanoans and bombing Afghan wedding parties.


Great Firewall of China

So I think it's high time that American ISPs started fighting fire with firewalls. We can cut off all access to China, Saudi Arabia, Cuba and other Godless nations. Additionally, we should also block terrorist web sites right here in the USA - for example, huffintgonpost.com, democracynow.org, etc. Then Americans will only be able to read patriotic news, like that found on rushlimbaugh.com, anncoulter.com, etc.

Furthermore, since my company owns an ISP, we've realized that we can increase our revenues by accepting payments from Godly corporations like Exxon-Mobil to block access to environwacko web sites. Or indeed, Exxon-Mobil may wish to pay us to block access to web sites belonging to their competitors. And we know Microsoft would gladly pay generously if we blocked web sites run by Apple, or commie Linux terrorists.

Of course, by debault we would block pornographic web sites (unless users paid extra for "premium service"). By doing this, we can protect our nation's children, but if they need emergency access they could always steal daddy's credit number, so it's not like we're practicing censorship or anything.


Protecting freedom & democracy - for the children

Last but not least, the Great Firewall of America will help us enhance shareholder value (and CEO bonuses). Looks to me like another win-win situation!

[The Hand]

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Amen to all of the above.

This is an outrage. Those backward societies have no concept of the World Wide Web. The clue is in the name: WORLD WIDE. Which we all know means: IN ENGLISH. You’d think they’d get the hint by now and get with the program.

Those weblinks could say anything, from terrorist communication to ‘lets rape babies today’, and nobody would be any the wiser. Nobody important anyway.

If this is allowed to continue, we will be forced to learn a second language just to use the internet.

[In the middle]

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When did rag-heads get computers?

You realize the person who created the computer doesn't belong to your church, and therefore is probably in hell? I wonder what you are doing using such a satanic invention.

[Levi Jones]

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You realize the person who created the computer doesn't belong to your church, and therefore is probably in hell? I wonder what you are doing using such a satanic invention.

Mooselimbs didn't invent airplanes either.

[Bobby-Joe]

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You realize the person who created the computer doesn't belong to your church, and therefore is probably in hell? I wonder what you are doing using such a satanic invention.

Satan can't create anything, he can only mock; look at the penguin and New York City for the kind of insane things Satan tries to make. No, Jesus uses sinners all the time for the benefit of His chosen elect. After all Christ send the Mary Worshiping Christopher Columbus to discover America and then the equally Papist Spanish to kill all the Indians so we TRUE Christians wouldn't have to commit murder. Computers are no different.