[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Zeke and Bobby-Joe walk into a notorious gay leather club and the bartender asks...



..."The usual?"



Bless you, my mirthless miscreants,
Father Mo



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That was neither clean, nor Christian, nor good.



It wasn't even a joke!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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[EvilSire]

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A nigger and a spic are in a car. Who is driving?

The cops.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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"After thirty-nine and a half years of wandering in the desert, Mrs Moses finally had enough and asks for directions"
Gary Larson
"The Far Side"

[Steve]

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"After thirty-nine and a half years of wandering in the desert, Mrs Moses finally had enough and asks for directions"
Gary Larson
"The Far Side"

Gary Larson on how science really works

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Do you know why Jesus healed cripples?

Because there are NO RAMPS in Heaven!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I hear that Jewish terrorists throw mazel tov cocktails.

[Jedediah]

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Q: Where did the Jew go after being separated from his family (who were used for medical experimentation), loaded onto a cattle car, subjected to forced labor until he lost 80 pounds, and gassed with Zyklon B along with 200 of his closest friends, with his skin being used to make lampshades, tapestries, and tiny little shoes afterward?







































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A: THE FIERY PITS OF HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY, along with everyone else who rejects Jesus Christ's temporary sacrifice (John 3:18).






Psalm 2:4
He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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his skin being used to make lampshades, tapestries, and tiny little shoes afterward?

I was thinking "the home decor section at Macy's", actually.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when two guys wearing hoodies arrived.

St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said "Wait here. I will be right back."St. Peter goes over to God's chambers and tells him who is waiting to come in.

God says to Peter: "How many times do I have to tell you, you can't be judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!"

St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh. He returns to God's chambers and says "Well, they're gone."

"The guys wearing hoodies?" asked God.


"No. The Pearly Gates."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Q: Whats the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?

A: Acne doesn't come on a boys face till he reaches puberty.

[Jack O'fagan]

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Q: Whats the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?

A: Acne doesn't come on a boys face till he reaches puberty.

Catholicjism

[Titus Templeton]

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1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim

[Go_Away_Sinners!]

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So a Catholick dies and walks through the pearly gates and into heaven...
There's more to the joke, but I thought that was the funnies part.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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So a Catholick dies and walks through the pearly gates and into heaven...
There's more to the joke, but I thought that was the funnies part.

Here's a hint for future attempts at humor:

A joke is more likely to be found humorous if the situation is within the realm of possibility. Purely fictional and impossible situations, like a Catholic entering Heaven, are difficult for an audience to relate to, and such jokes will likely fall flat.