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  • Minecraft
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2010
    • 101

    #1

    Fishing tournaments?

    Hello. I have a question about Fishing Tournaments! My uncle is very big into fishing,
  • Minecraft
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2010
    • 101

    #2
    Re: Fishing tournaments?

    Gahhh... stupid computer lag.

    Rolled back my post...

    Anyhow, I was wondering if tournament fishing is bad, because my uncle is into tournament fishing, and I'm not 100% sure if it's for jesus' rules or not.

    If someone could help me out, that'd be great!

    Thanks, and sorry for the double post. If a moderator could edit it together, that'd be even more great!

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    • Titus Templeton
      Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
      Jesus macht frei
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2010
      • 5912

      #3
      Re: Fishing tournaments?

      Do you finally banished minecraft from your life and accepted Christ as your savior?
      -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
      -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
      -Holocaust Jokes
      -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
      -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
      -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
      -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
      -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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      • Minecraft
        Forum Member
        • Nov 2010
        • 101

        #4
        Re: Fishing tournaments?

        I haven't played minecraft since 3 days after I joined LBC.

        I have always been christian, just never extremely involved with my church and god's word. I'm hoping to turn that around.

        Once I realized that you all aren't that mean, I quit minecraft and got more acquainted with this website.

        So, to answer your question, yes, I have.

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        • Titus Templeton
          Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
          Jesus macht frei
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2010
          • 5912

          #5
          Re: Fishing tournaments?

          I would suggest that you contact our Pastor and ask him honestly to change your name. With every post you promote a sinful video game.
          -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
          -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
          -Holocaust Jokes
          -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
          -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
          -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
          -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
          -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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          • Minecraft
            Forum Member
            • Nov 2010
            • 101

            #6
            Re: Fishing tournaments?

            I realize that. I was going to make a new account, but someone suggested I not do that, so I stuck with this.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22839

              #7
              Re: Fishing tournaments?

              Your question on fishing tournaments is an easy one: Was not Our Lord a Fisherman? And did He not lead the disciples through a storm to a catch so large that it virtually wiped out the fish population in the Sea of Galilee?

              To win a fishing tournament takes faith, great faith, faith that Jesus will be there at the end of your hook beckoning the fish.
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              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Minecraft
                Forum Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 101

                #8
                Re: Fishing tournaments?

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                Your question on fishing tournaments is an easy one: Was not Our Lord a Fisherman? And did He not lead the disciples through a storm to a catch so large that it virtually wiped out the fish population in the Sea of Galilee?

                To win a fishing tournament takes faith, great faith, faith that Jesus will be there at the end of your hook beckoning the fish.
                Thank you, I will pray for him!

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                • Unfalsifiable
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 836

                  #9
                  Re: Fishing tournaments?

                  Originally posted by Minecraft View Post
                  I have always been Christian, just never extremely involved with God's word.
                  Oxymoron right there.
                  READ THE BIBLE

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                  • Minecraft
                    Forum Member
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 101

                    #10
                    Re: Fishing tournaments?

                    Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
                    Oxymormon right there.
                    Nah, I've been going to church, just not reading the bible or studying about him past church.

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                    • Meek and Humble
                      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                      Biblical Black Belt
                      Jr. Pastor
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 6197

                      #11
                      Re: Fishing tournaments?

                      Originally posted by Minecraft View Post
                      Nah, I've been going to church, just not reading the bible or studying about him past church.
                      Then you aren't a Christian.

                      Psalm 1:1 Blessed is the one
                      who does not walk in step with the wicked
                      or stand in the way that sinners take
                      or sit in the company of mockers,
                      2 but whose delight is in the law of the LORD,
                      and who meditates on his law day and night.

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #12
                        Re: Fishing tournaments?

                        Originally posted by Minecraft View Post
                        Nah, I've been going to church, just not reading the bible or studying about him past church.
                        So what you're saying is this:
                        Jesus came to Earth in human form for 33 years!

                        He was beaten!

                        He was spat upon!

                        He was bullied by mean people who said rude things!

                        He was not believed in spite of performing many amazing and inexplicable feats, like transforming water into wine and killing a fig tree!

                        He suffered unimaginable, horrific pain for at least half a day!

                        He died for an entire 3-day weekend before deciding it was time to resurrect Himself!

                        He did all this so you would no longer have to sacrifice animals to atone for your sins . . .
                        and He and His Ultimate and Immeasurable Sacrifice are not the first things you consider when you awake, the last thing you contemplate before sleep, and at the forefront of your mind guiding your every daily decision?

                        By what perverse mockery do you dare to call yourself a "Christian"?
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Minecraft
                          Forum Member
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 101

                          #13
                          Re: Fishing tournaments?

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          So what you're saying is this:
                          Jesus came to Earth in human form for 33 years!

                          He was beaten!

                          He was spat upon!

                          He was bullied by mean people who said rude things!

                          He was not believed in spite of performing many amazing and inexplicable feats, like transforming water into wine and killing a fig tree!

                          He suffered unimaginable, horrific pain for at least half a day!

                          He died for an entire 3-day weekend before deciding it was time to resurrect Himself!

                          He did all this so you would no longer have to sacrifice animals to atone for your sins . . .
                          and He and His Ultimate and Immeasurable Sacrifice are not the first things you consider when you awake, the last thing you contemplate before sleep, and at the forefront of your mind guiding your every daily decision?

                          By what perverse mockery do you dare to call yourself a "Christian"?
                          I thought my last post BEFORE I met LBC.

                          Now that I've met all you, that has completely turned around. You think I don't regret not wanting to know more about jesus? Well heck yes, I do regret it. I've spent more time than I ever have reading the bible and studying LBC's thoughtful posts.

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                          • Meek and Humble
                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                            Biblical Black Belt
                            Jr. Pastor
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 6197

                            #14
                            Re: Fishing tournaments?

                            GLORY!

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #15
                              Re: Fishing tournaments?

                              Originally posted by Minecraft View Post
                              I thought my last post BEFORE I met LBC.

                              Now that I've met all you, that has completely turned around. You think I don't regret not wanting to know more about jesus? Well heck yes, I do regret it. I've spent more time than I ever have reading the bible and studying LBC's thoughtful posts.
                              There may be hope for you yet, friend!

                              Soon, you'll learn to capitalize proper nouns like Jesus and Bible!

                              And then you can tell your uncle to forget about his fisting tournaments and concentrate on being filled with the Love of Jesus instead!
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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