Burn All Mark Twain Books

[TC Patriot]

Mark Twain hated Jesus. The following Satanic diatribe proves that. Here is what the Jesus hater wrote.

Mark Twain's Diatribe

“...a God who could make good children as easily as bad, yet preferred to make bad ones; who could have made every one of them happy, yet never made a single happy one; who made them prize their bitter life, yet stingily cut it short; who gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other children to earn it; who gave his angels painless lives, yet cursed his other children with biting miseries and maladies of mind and body; who mouths justice, and invented hell--mouths mercy, and invented hell--mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness multiplied by seventy times seven, and invented hell; who mouths morals to other people, and has none himself; who frowns upon crimes, yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man's acts upon man, instead of honourably placing it where it belongs, upon himself; and finally, with altogether divine obtuseness, invites his poor abused slave to worship him!”
Mark Twain


I am too outraged for comment other than to say that we need to have a law passed that will BURN all of his books. I urge all True Christians to call their congressmen and ask them to pass a law banning and burning all the writing of atheist Samuel Clemons aka Mark Twain.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Burn All Mark Twain Books

Amen! Did you know that they JUST published his own autobiography? He left instructions that it not be published for 100 years after his death, presumably because he knew that America would be under religious attack and would be susceptible to his atheistic subversion in this day and age.

Also, if ever a book demanded burning, it is the Jumping Frog of Calaveras County. My sixth grade English teacher is in receipt of a ten page critique which explains why.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Burn All Mark Twain Books

Mark Twain hated Jesus. The following Satanic diatribe proves that. Here is what the Jesus hater wrote.

Mark Twain's Diatribe

“...a God who could make good children as easily as bad, yet preferred to make bad ones; who could have made every one of them happy, yet never made a single happy one; who made them prize their bitter life, yet stingily cut it short; who gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other children to earn it; who gave his angels painless lives, yet cursed his other children with biting miseries and maladies of mind and body; who mouths justice, and invented hell--mouths mercy, and invented hell--mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness multiplied by seventy times seven, and invented hell; who mouths morals to other people, and has none himself; who frowns upon crimes, yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man's acts upon man, instead of honourably placing it where it belongs, upon himself; and finally, with altogether divine obtuseness, invites his poor abused slave to worship him!”
Mark Twain


I am too outraged for comment other than to say that we need to have a law passed that will BURN all of his books. I urge all True Christians to call their congressmen and ask them to pass a law banning and burning all the writing of atheist Samuel Clemons aka Mark Twain.

Mark Twain chose his penname because it rhymes with "Mark of Cain". He is not only an atheist, a mongoloid, and a sodomite, but he is also a Satanist.

[ChristComeInside]

Re: Burn All Mark Twain Books

I always knew this guy was noting but trouble
If you really want to get your blood boiling, read this http://twainproject.blogspot.com/201...1_archive.html
The commies in the soviet union LOVED this perverts work.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Burn All Mark Twain Books

I've never read any of Mark Twain's work, but I was taught that it was evil, subversive, and dangerous. So this is why True Christians(tm) need to band together and stamp out this moral menace once and for all.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Burn All Mark Twain Books

Mark Twain chose his penname because it rhymes with "Mark of Cain". He is not only an atheist, a mongoloid, and a sodomite, but he is also a Satanist.

Well, there you have it; a sodomite!

I should have known, all these leftie liberal Christ Haters take Stan's sacrament in their backsides!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Burn All Mark Twain Books

I recall that a misguided uncle gave me a copy of Adventures of Huckleberry Finn for my birthday. My mother started reading it to me before bedtime. The reading became, for both of us, increasingly disturbing. If I recall, the eponymous hero, lives a villainous life until taken in hand by his father. Despite his father’s best efforts the sinner flees and teams up with a nigra! The nigra was apparently a poor widow’s property but now this criminal Finn decides he will give him away for free!

Next, giving way to his godless passions, Finn becomes a transvestite and walks like a brazen hussy into town.

It was at this point that I implored mama to cease reading and send a stern letter of rebuke to my uncle and ask for $100 damages for my loss of sleep and general worry that the world could be anything at all like this.

If any of you know the ending, I don’t want to know.

[Nobar King]

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I haven't been able to find the MT autobiography at the public library, yet, but when I do, I'm going to burn it.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Burn All Mark Twain Books

I recall that a misguided uncle gave me a copy of Adventures of Huckleberry Finn for my birthday. My mother started reading it to me before bedtime. The reading became, for both of us, increasingly disturbing. If I recall, the eponymous hero, lives a villainous life until taken in hand by his father. Despite his father’s best efforts the sinner flees and teams up with a nigra! The nigra was apparently a poor widow’s property but now this criminal Finn decides he will give him away for free!

Next, giving way to his godless passions, Finn becomes a transvestite and walks like a brazen hussy into town.

It was at this point that I implored mama to cease reading and send a stern letter of rebuke to my uncle and ask for $100 damages for my loss of sleep and general worry that the world could be anything at all like this.

If any of you know the ending, I don’t want to know.

Really, this story was the beginning of the undoing of America. Treating someone of the inferior race as an equal, dressing like a homer and all the rest set in motion all the problems we see today.