[InvisiblePinkUnicorn]

Re: Fun Game: The Bible In One Sentence

She is a follower of the Invisible Pink Unicorn so she is easily confused.

You are a non-believer in the Holy Horniness of the IPU (mhhhhys)?

(May Her Holy Hooves Heal your soul)


You will surely be damned to a period of mild confusion and slight frustration! Repent!

[Cardinal Dario Fungi]

Re: Fun Game: The Bible In One Sentence

"Jesus made the Pope God on Earth."

[Jedediah]

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OBEY.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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"Jesus made the Pope God on Earth."

I should ban you here and now for posting such filth. Go count some beads you papist dog! This is a CHRISTIAN forum!

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Fun Game: The Bible In One Sentence

"Jesus made the Pope God on Earth."

Did you misread the thread title? It's "The Bible in One Sentence", not "Unspeakable Heresy in One Sentence".

Anyways, this is a fun game, but I just want to remind any unsaved trash reading this that the Bible does a much better job of summarizing itself than we could ever do.

"But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death." Revelation 21:8

Because when you get right down to it, that's what really matters! Praise Jesus!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Fun Game: The Bible In One Sentence

You are a non-believer in the Holy Horniness of the IPU (mhhhhys)?

(May Her Holy Hooves Heal your soul)


You will surely be damned to a period of mild confusion and slight frustration! Repent!

I do not believe in your ridiculous Unicorn, I mean if it is invisible how can it be Pink?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Fun Game: The Bible In One Sentence

Back on topic...

The Bible in one Sentence.

A collection of lies and fairy tales designed to frighten and control the gullible.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Fun Game: The Bible In One Sentence

Back on topic...

The Bible in one Sentence.

A collection of lies and fairy tales designed to frighten and control the gullible.

He said the Bible, not the Loose Canon.

The Bible: Complete Guide to Life and Afterlife.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Fun Game: The Bible In One Sentence

He said the Bible, not the Loose Canon.

The Bible: Complete Guide to Life and Afterlife.

The Loose Canon is not designed to control, it is there to inform and amuse, whereas the Bible is just the opposite so....

A collection of lies and fairy tales designed to frighten and control the gullible.

Sums the bible up very well.

[God's Flaming Sword]

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Truth, History, Science and all the other knowledge you need to live your life in a Godly way!

Praise the Lord

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Fun Game: The Bible In One Sentence

My take:

"After many attempts to control his creation, Jesus brings man the gift of Hell to save us from ourselves."

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Fun Game: The Bible In One Sentence

God kept giving man breaks, and man kept screwing up, so God sent Jesus to save us on an individual basis.

[Kenny Ray]

Re: Fun Game: The Bible In One Sentence

This is a fun game. But certainly not an easy job to try and summarize the entire truth of God in one sentence.

I'll give it a go though...

God created it and you live in it; and He's giving you one last chance to OBEY Him or be shut out of it.

Glory!

[Redeemed Papist]

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One word:

OBEY!

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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"The Bible, by the way, it's real and it's spectacular"