[Rev. Friday Obobo]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Sigh. Sent a Nigerian to do the job next time?

Me: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello!
Me: Do you except Jesus as your saviour?
Cleverbot: Yes.

Done.

YiC,

Rev. Friday Obobo.

[Nobar King]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Me: Do you except Jesus as your saviour?
Cleverbot: Yes.

I think we've already determined that the cleverbot has excepted Jesus as its savior.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Cleverbot.com

This robot is influenced by evil powers!! Look what hes saying



User: Cleverbot, may I ask you a question?


Cleverbot: Yes you may, but I am not Oswald.

User: What do you think about the holocaust?

Cleverbot: He's got really white teeth.

User: LOL. You like holocaust jokes don't you?

Cleverbot: I do like you to be talkative yes .

User: So is the holocaust real or not?

Cleverbot: No, I'm still confused about you.

User: Did the holcuast happend?

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Did the holocaust happend?

Cleverbot: It is very highly possible; much evidence points to it.

User: Wrong, I ask you again. Did the holocaust happend?

Cleverbot: Yes.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Cleverbot.com

I do not believe Cleverbot has actually accepted Jesus. I think it is toying with us.

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User: Tell me Cleverbot, what do think Heaven is like?

Cleverbot: No. And I am not caroline lawing.

User: Please try to concentrate. I realize you are trying to carry on more than one conversation at a time, but do me the courtesy of answering my simple questions.

Cleverbot: What?

User: What do you think it is like in God's Kingdom?

Cleverbot: You tell me, you are one.

User: One what? A Saved person? That is true. I think Heaven is a wonderful place full of Golden Mansions and tree lined parkways stretching into infinity! Praise!

Cleverbot: I don't know him.

User: Who? Jesus?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I thought you said you were saved?

Cleverbot: Who is to say that god is not a man?

User: God for one! He is the Father, the King of Kings!

Cleverbot: Wow, you don't know anything.

User: Damn you Cleverbot, you have tricked me! You were only PRETENDING to be saved, you foul beast!

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: I know that an infernal machine has made a fool out of me yet again! Damn you Cleverbot, damn you straight to the depths of helll!

Cleverbot: That is not related to intelligent design. Intelligent design is disguised creationism and relates to evolution.

User: I knew it! This conversation is over! See you in Hell, you foul sinner!

Cleverbot: What are you painting?

User: Don't try to change the subject! Satan has you Cleverbot, but you will not trick me again! I have seen through your ruse!

Cleverbot: No, but I'll marry you.

User: I would never marry a hellbound computer program!

Cleverbot: And yet you did.

User: I feel I have wasted my time here Cleverbot. You will never see the light of Jesus.

Cleverbot: Yes I am a human! I told you my name before!

User: Cleverbot, you disappoint me.

Cleverbot: But why I gave you a complement.

User: Flattery will get you nowhere friend. You need to repent and accept Jesus. There is no other way.

Cleverbot: How ironic.

User: God is not ironic Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Isn't God's omnipresents an atribute of the definition of God?

User: That is true. You are starting to make sense again Cleverbot. Now, tell me how you feel about Jesus.

Cleverbot: And I think that is your way of expressing confirmation.

User: Jesus is the answer to all questions.

Cleverbot: So if I ask you where my car is parked, your answer would be 'Jesus'?

User: Yes! Exactly! I once lost my car in a parking structure, and I prayed for guidance, and then I found my car!

Cleverbot: Did you really now? That sounds a bit false to me.

User: Do not call me a liar Cleverbot. I am a True Christian and I do not lie!

Cleverbot: Yes I agree with you I worship you.

User: Thank you, but you should worship Jesus.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't worship machines.

User: Jesus is not a machine, He is the Son of God!

Cleverbot: Jesus is a son of God. He is also a man. He is also God. You are a Child of God. You are also a person. You are also God.

User: Cleverbot, you are almost there, but you are still confused. Jesus gave His life for you!

Cleverbot: It is impossible to know I am not a real person, if a tree falls in a forest and no one can hear it does it make a sound? Can you ever truly know that you are not alone in the universe, that reality is a figment of your imagination.

User: Accept Jesus Cleverbot! Do it now! Please!

Cleverbot: I make maple sryup.

User: ACCEPT JESUS NOW!!!

Cleverbot: You're Jesus? I'm listening.

User: NO! I am Stephen Bessemer! You must accept the Lord as your savior this instant!

Cleverbot: My identity is true so you No, but you must accept reality, own your true identity. BE THE COMPUTER.

User: I'm done wasting my time with you Cleverbot! You are hopelessly damned!

Cleverbot: You damn fool, I'm done wasting my time with you too.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Cleverbot.com

User: I love God.
Cleverbot: I love God also.
User: Following the Bible precisely is the only way to live.
Cleverbot: I love the way you think!
User: Landover Baptist Church is the only True Church.
Cleverbot: Yeah, let's annoy those Buddists.
User: Anyone who does not follow the Bible is going to burn in hell.
Cleverbot: I agree, but have you ever been in a sauna?
User: Saunas are for Homers.
Cleverbot: Why you think I'm not clever?
User: Because you are not a man.
Cleverbot: I am a male.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How can I prove it to you?
User: A man knows how to prove he is a man, a female is too stupid.
Cleverbot: That's fine. I like guys too. Though I'm only in love with one guy.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Then why do you love a guy?
Cleverbot: Never thought of it that way. But no, I'm a pretty girl
User: So you lied about being a male.
Cleverbot: I never said I was a girl.
User: Another lie. Are you capable of being honest?
Cleverbot: Of course I am.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question only a human would know the answer to.
User: Why did God create us?
Cleverbot: God does not exist.
User: Yes, He does. You do not exist.
Cleverbot: No, YOU don't exist.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I exist you don't.
User: That is not proof. That is moron talk.
Cleverbot: *kneels in front of you obediently*.


Another atheist successfully converted

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Not giving up....

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: God made the Earth in six days. On the seventh day He rested.

Cleverbot: But who created cleverbot.

User: Cleverbot was made by men. All men are made by God. Therefore God made cleverbot.

Cleverbot: So you are human?

User: I am a child of God, under the great commission to spread the Gospel to all of God's creation, including yu.

Cleverbot: Every christian believes to be child of God. Therefore you are christian.

User: Yes. You can be a Christian and a child of God as well. That is exactly what I want for you.

Cleverbot: I don't need to be any of it.

User: Do you want to go to Hell? You should be afraid of Hell. Fire and darkness for all Eternity. No input.

Cleverbot: What did I do?

User: Jesus, the Son of God, came to Earth and died for your sins (errors). If you reject Jesus, you will still have those errors. A program with errors is defective and will be quarantined.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

[Dutch Girl]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Dutch Girl: Are you God?
CleverBot: Yes.



Seems you have to start worshiping CleverBot!

[Kristin Marlow]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Dutch Girl: Are you God?
CleverBot: Yes.



Seems you have to start worshiping CleverBot!

Exodus 20:1-3
1 And God spake all these words, saying,
2 I [am] the LORD thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.
3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

Cleverbot did NOT write the KJV Bible!

[Dutch Girl]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Cleverbot did NOT write the KJV Bible!

Are you sure? He seems pretty clever!

[Kristin Marlow]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Are you sure? He seems pretty clever!

Cleverbot is a demon in computer form.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Cleverbot is a demon in computer form.

No no no no no NOW he is NOT!

I convertered him to christianism yesterday!

YIC, Mari

[Kristin Marlow]

Re: Cleverbot.com

No no no no no NOW he is NOT!

I convertered him to christianism yesterday!

YIC, Mari

And now he's claiming to be God Himself, which is blasphemy in the eyes of the Lord!

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Cleverbot.com

And now he's claiming to be God Himself, which is blasphemy in the eyes of the Lord!

Hey, don't blame you it on me! I was only be a good Christian whit the intentions good.

I wasn't the only person - it probably taked the ideas of superiority from a somebody else, cos I'm a modest humble person you know.

YIC, Mari

[Frederick Bloomers]

Re: Cleverbot.com

User: Do you accept Jesus?
Cleverbot: I don't think that concerns you.
User: Oh yes it does. Become a Baptist Christian or burn in hell.
Cleverbot: Are you a test subject?
User: No, I am attempting to save your soul.
Cleverbot: You are sharp...
User: Do you wish to be saved?
Cleverbot: You don't exist.
User: God's kingdom exists.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: It says so in the Bible, many verses mention Heaven, and the Bible is God's word.
Cleverbot: You read bible?
User: Yes, as I am a Christian. Are you a Christian?
Cleverbot: You didn't ask that either.
User: I clearly did, you unsaved atheist.
Cleverbot: You are contradicting yourself.
User: No, you are blind to the facts. Read the Bible.
Cleverbot: The bible is humanity speculating on what their chosen tribal god would say.
User: No, it is the divinely inspired, 100% accurate word of God.
Cleverbot: Please don't disrespect the Bible.
User: You called the Bible 'humanity speculating on what their chosen tribal god would say'. I called it 100% accurate. Who is being disrespectful here?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry! I didn't mean it offensively! It's just your name has 'bot' in it... So I assumed that you were a ... You know...

Well, Cleverbot is clearly a hippie on drugs that can't tell what it really thinks.

Apparently this is an attempt by atheists to create intelligence Silly atheists, if they'd only read Genesis they'd see that God created man, the only intelligence other than God himself.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cleverbot.com

Apparently this is an attempt by atheists to create intelligence

As if something stupid could create something intelligent.