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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Proud Faroese
Thank you, i am celebrating my birthday with a dolphin meat barbecue, a Jehovah Witless and a mormon just knocked on my door, they were terrified by the fact that we Christians celebrates birthdays, they tried to force me into stop celebrating and they refused to leave my property, so i just smacked them in the head with my King James Bible
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Proud Faroese
Congratulations on another year of life without Jesus smiting or slaying you. You are one of God's special creatures.The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Proud Faroese
God has chosen to celebrate your birthday in style!
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Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Proud Faroese
Dear Lord! I do miss the taste of dolphin in my tuna. Do you put candles on the dolphin steaks?Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
Happy Birthday.
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Proud Faroese
If I'd of known it was your burthday, I would of FedEx'd some fire for you to cook your dolphin meat. I hope my good wishes warm you sufficiently instead.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Proud Faroese
15 dolphins, i also invited some SeaShepherd hippies and tricked them that the dolphin meat was normal cow meat, and of course i revealed the surprise after they ate the meatOriginally posted by Nobar King View Post
That was almost as funny as tricking mudslimes and joos into eating pork!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Proud Faroese
Blessed Birthday, PF. You seem to know how to celebrate it.
YiC, MRomans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Proud Faroese
Happy birthday my young friend.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Proud Faroese
I also ate some whale burgers, here is how we make them:
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Proud Faroese
Congratulations!
What a fantastic day to be gay!
Share a pint, share a cone. Then you can suck my piffleing bone!
But in all seriousness you should probably not do that.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Proud Faroese
Happy B-day, Faroese!
I wish you a lot of fun at clubbing baby seals in future as well!
Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.
... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Proud Faroese
Have a Happy blubbery birthday
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Proud Faroese
Happy Birthday young man. In your honor I am enjoying a bowl of fresh seal eyeballs as I type. I look forward to one day sampling your dolphin steaks - though I do find the idea of consuming cooked meat somewhat barbaric. Perhaps I can request one fresh off the carcass and still dripping.
Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.Comment
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