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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
    Salvation from Above
    God's Favorite Pilot™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 6309

    #181
    Re: ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!

    Originally posted by TheHoly View Post
    Better yet, explain the proof of there being a god. GO!
    Look out your window son, do you see all that out there? That's God boy, He's everywhere! Glory!
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #182
      Re: ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!

      Originally posted by TheHoly View Post
      You ignorant faggots run religion on faith? Yet you continue to do ridiculous things for someone who doesn't exist, hoping to go to a better place when you die, when in reality your brain's dead and you're just dead.... Sleeping forever with no dreams, simply put out of existence. Faith is just hope, if i hope for a mythical monster to come to life then shit it real nigga.
      Dear Godmocking Maggot;

      Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sodomising schoolchildren to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

      Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
      5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
      5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
      Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

      YIC,

      --Pastor Ezekiel
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • TheLightOfAllan
        Unsaved Trash, demon-worshiping mudslime
        • Apr 2012
        • 51

        #183
        Re: ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!

        These people wont accept anything we offer from religion. They want scientific proof.
        This is what I wrote somewhere else in the forum:
        "To answer your question I will pose you another question: physics tells us that something can't be created out of nothing (like mass or energy)
        so simple question => Where does this all come from?
        Believing in God is doing so without seeing Him, that's why it's called belief.
        Scientists say that if the expansion(rate) of the universe after the Big Bang differed even with the factor (1/10^18) we wouldn't exist. If it went (1/10^18) x expansion(rate) to fast: matter would crush with to much speed in to one another and everything would have snipped in to small particles. If it went (1/10^18) x expansion(rate) to slow: matter wouldn't be able to catch up with other matter particles to bind them together. So life would be in both scenarios simple impossible.
        I hope this helps in a way."
        John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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        • TheLightOfAllan
          Unsaved Trash, demon-worshiping mudslime
          • Apr 2012
          • 51

          #184
          Re: ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Dear Godmocking Maggot;

          Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sodomising schoolchildren to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



          Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!


          YIC,

          --Pastor Ezekiel
          Jesus wants all people to end up in Heaven not in Hell. He wont enjoy watching anyone burn in Hell you idiot!
          John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14076

            #185
            Re: ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!

            Originally posted by TheLightOfAllan View Post
            Jesus wants all people to end up in Heaven not in Hell. He wont enjoy watching anyone burn in Hell you idiot!
            Psalm 52:1-6 "Why boastest thou thyself in mischief, O mighty man? the goodness of God endureth continually.
            2 Thy tongue deviseth mischiefs; like a sharp rasor, working deceitfully.
            3 Thou lovest evil more than good; and lying rather than to speak righteousness. Selah.
            4 Thou lovest all devouring words, O thou deceitful tongue.
            5 God shall likewise destroy thee for ever, he shall take thee away, and pluck thee out of thy dwelling place, and root thee out of the land of the living. Selah.
            6 The righteous also shall see, and fear, and shall laugh at him:..."

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22839

              #186
              Re: ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!

              Originally posted by TheLightOfAllan View Post
              Jesus wants all people to end up in Heaven not in Hell. He wont enjoy watching anyone burn in Hell you idiot!
              Oh! I see you think God is so stupid that he created Hell so He would be unhappy?

              You think that God was perhaps sleepy and forgot that He would be able to see the souls of the Damned (like yourself) writhing in agony?

              Also, read this: Ro:9:21: Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?

              That's God speaking, who makes some people just so they will go to Hell.

              As you claim to be a moonworshiper, there is no hope for you and you're hellbound anyway, so it doesn't matter too much to you that you tell lies and blaspheme. But please think of the True Chrsitians™ here who are upset at seeing such things.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #187
                Re: ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!

                Originally posted by TheLightOfAllan View Post
                Jesus wants all people to end up in Heaven not in Hell. He wont enjoy watching anyone burn in Hell you idiot!
                Please explain this to me, Allan.

                If God is all-powerful, and God wants everyone to go to Heaven, why can't God figure out a way to make sure everyone goes there?

                Originally posted by TheLightOfAllan
                I couldn't have said it any other way!
                The only difference between you and me is that you are an atheist and I am a Muslim.
                Well, you ARE both going to Hell, so I suppose in the final analysis, there really isn't much of a difference at all. Score one correct statement for Allan!
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • TheLightOfAllan
                  Unsaved Trash, demon-worshiping mudslime
                  • Apr 2012
                  • 51

                  #188
                  Re: ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!

                  Here is a veryyyyyyy long explanation of how RIDICULOUS your people's attempts are to convince everyone that Allah is the moongod.
                  A devastating refutation of Dr. Robert Morey's Moon-god Allah hypothesis from a point of view of archaeological evidence.


                  "And from among His Signs are the night and the day, and the sun and the moon. Prostrate not to the sun nor to the moon, but prostrate to Allah Who created them, if you (really) worship Him. (Qur'an 41:37)"
                  John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930

                    #189
                    Re: ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!

                    Originally posted by TheLightOfAllan
                    What pastor would curse someone who doesn't follow his Satanic way of living and thinking (by thinking that women are just objects you can buy and sell) than some peace of garbage like you people?
                    Koran 33:68 Our Lord! Oh, give them double torment and curse them with a mighty curse.

                    Koran 4:34 Men have authority over women because God has made the one superior to the other, and because they spend their wealth to maintain them. Good women are obedient. They guard their unseen parts because God has guarded them. As for those from whom you fear disobedience, admonish them and send them to beds apart and beat them. Then if they obey you, take no further action against them. Surely God is high, supreme.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • MisterM
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 1480

                      #190
                      Re: ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!

                      Originally posted by TheLightOfAllan View Post
                      Here is a veryyyyyyy long explanation of how RIDICULOUS your people's attempts are to convince everyone that Allah is the moongod.

                      Oh that is cute. Who I would believe more, men of God, Pastors and scholars or some towel-head believing in stories written by known pedophile moon worshiper who married older woman just to finance his wars.

                      Of course I believe the fairy tales written by man

                      YiC, M
                      Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                      • Raven_the_demon
                        Unsaved trash, suspected witch
                        • Jun 2012
                        • 6

                        #191
                        Re: ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!

                        God may or may not exist, however should it exist does it (I use it because theoretically it is not man nor woman but it is an entity) does god really want us to go to church every Sunday to hear about how we are going to die and burn in hell. Does god not want us to enjoy the gift of life that it has bestowed upon us? Be that chain smoking, masturbation, premarital sex, porn, booze and drugs? Life is made to enjoy for it may be the only one we have.

                        How can one be sure that we are in the right religion? You can follow every single thing that your bible says (including the stuff that contradicts the other stuff) and when the end finally comes, you are either left to sit in a pit of worms, or sent to hell because "hey, the guys you were bashing had it right the whole time!"

                        Strong Christian Morals ruin lives, take my father for example, grew up with strict Jehovah's witness parents, permanently damaged because of it. I've been baptized so I am not just some athiest.

                        I've seen some Jew hate on this site, I dont know why because all of the religions in existance stem from Judaism in one way or another. Catholicism is okay to bash because they fuck little boys.

                        So with all due respect, please explain why what your religion says is right, please explain.

                        Also, banning pokemon? A fictional video game? REALLY? Oh lets go play some records backwards and hear the word devil or satan by total fucking coincidence.

                        Im not liberal, I vote Conservative, I support prime minister steven harper and his military boosting. So dont go throwing that at me either. Please come up with a plausable non bible verse explaination why god wants us to follow yours, or any religion what so ever. As long as we thank god for his gift and live it accordingly, we are fine.

                        Should I be cast into the fires of hell, so be it. Shall you be looking below from your heavens with christ, I will with my last breath bid you congratulations on being right, because thats the biggest thing in life is it not?

                        Or maybe because I lived the life the lord gave me, without slaving in church on sunday mornings, doing bible studies and sending people to straight camp, I will be let into whatever great above awaits, maybe i will see some of you there, and hey we can have a beer and a smoke. of course, some of you may have horrible inner demons and you will rot in the very place you convinced yourself you were going because Pastor goodmorals said so.

                        Personally, Im excited for whatever awaits, be it the great above, or the pits of hell, im not going to slave under the wrong religion, or the right one im going to do my life. Only god can judge me.

                        Oh and also, to rally against abortions and gays is unconstitutional is it not? tsk tsk always contradicting. All of you should break free and live your life, and I am sure that in this entire forum exists one guy who has a fishnet suit with a bunch of gay magazines and a notebook with the words "I hate fags" written over and over. You should not hate yourself for what god made you, be yourself. Break the chains of organized religion

                        Quote the Raven, Nevermore
                        Raven 5:6 Pastor Ezekiel hides his homosexual urges by smacking his wife and piffleing her in the ass

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #192
                          Re: ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!

                          Originally posted by TheLightOfAllan
                          OOO, aren't you cute?
                          God wants everyone to go to Heaven. He is the Most Merciful, the Most Gracious. But He is also the Most Righteous. So people that are hypocrites like you and are just garbage wont enter Heaven, but Hell.
                          God wants everyone to become good so that they make it to Paradise. Is it so hard for you idiots to understand that?

                          Then why is God such a miserable failure, Allan?

                          If God wants everyone to go to Heaven, why does He not achieve His goal? Is your lust for young boys' backsides stronger than God's Will?
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Didymus Much
                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 14076

                            #193
                            Re: ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!

                            A lot of blah blah blah snipped (others will deal) but...

                            Originally posted by Raven_the_messiah View Post
                            ...all of the religions in existance stem from Judaism in one way or another...
                            I'm sure the Zoroastrians, Buddhists, Shinto, animists, and various other pagans will be surprised to hear that. Or did you really mean the Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity, Islam, and to a lesser extent Sikhism and Jain)?

                            You really should learn what you're talking about before you go spouting off in public.

                            ... Catholicism is okay to bash because they piffle little boys...
                            Surprisingly, pedophilia is not a tenet of Catholicism, so you can't attack the entire religion for it. As for the abettors and enablers (from the local level all the way to the papacy), go for it.

                            ...Also, banning pokemon? A real video game? REALLY?...
                            So this whole rant was about you being butthurt over Pokemon getting slagged? REALLY?

                            ...Im not liberal, I vote Conservative, I support prime minister steven harper...
                            Psst: Canadian "conservatives" are just whiny liberals, according to these people. Just a little less whiny and irritating than the rest of you frozen blubber eaters.

                            ...As long as we thank god for his gift and live it accordingly, we are fine...
                            The Bible lists a LOT more requirements than that.

                            ...Only god can judge me...
                            Wait for it.

                            ...Oh and also, to rally against abortions and gays is unconstitutional is it not?...
                            Nope. It's legal in Canada, too.

                            ...I am sure that in this entire forum exists one guy who has a fishnet suit with a bunch of gay magazines...
                            Yeah, the bronies are here (a lot more than one), and butthurt, too.

                            ...Quote the Raven, Nevermore
                            It's "Quoth the Raven", tard. Read some Poe, and your Bible.

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                            • Raven_the_demon
                              Unsaved trash, suspected witch
                              • Jun 2012
                              • 6

                              #194
                              Re: ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!

                              dude your so far in the south arent you? Canadian Conservatives can be more iron fisted than American Republicans. I also dont eat blubber, I live in toronto, its practically the same as new york. either way, you have been corrupted by religion, all the church wants is your money, be free and then when god judges you, he will forgive you because you cherished his gift.

                              Also, our prime minister is white and gets shit done, wheres your health plan again? What has obama done? Oh is that nothing? Hell, Bush may have been kinda slow, but he got shit done. America is in shambles, its only a matter of time before its ego crushes it, because face it you arent going to get another Reagan any time soon.
                              Raven 5:6 Pastor Ezekiel hides his homosexual urges by smacking his wife and piffleing her in the ass

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                              • Didymus Much
                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 14076

                                #195
                                Re: ABSOLUTE PROOF THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!

                                Originally posted by Raven_the_demon View Post
                                dude your so far in the south arent you?...
                                I'm roughly 120 miles northeast of you. Guess what country that puts me in, idiot?

                                ...Canadian Conservatives can be more iron fisted than American Republicans...
                                In Harper's wet dreams, maybe.

                                ...I live in toronto, its practically the same as new york...
                                In Rob Ford's wet dreams, maybe.

                                ...either way, you have been corrupted by religion, all the church wants is your money, be free and then when god judges you, he will forgive you because you cherished his gift...
                                You've been corrupted a lot more by religion than I have, sunshine. I'm atheist.

                                ...Also, our prime minister is white...
                                Landover has 0 tolerance for racism.

                                ... and gets shit done...
                                That's all he does, is shit.

                                ... wheres your health plan again?...
                                And where's ours? Rapidly going bankrupt because of Conservatives. Keep bragging, idiot.

                                ...America is in shambles, its only a matter of time before its ego crushes it...
                                Gee, isn't that the song the Canadian LEFTIES have been singing since oh, about 1929? When did the Tories adopt it? And why does Harper break out the kneepads whenever he talks to Washington?

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