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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What is it like to be an atheist?
Why? Where does it say so? He might as well be a black homosexual for all we know. Oh yeah, I guess you couldn't "love" him anymore without it being gay, huh...Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Postand God is white.Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: What is it like to be an atheist?
do you have something against muslims? they worship the same god as you, after all. You're also saying that you would rather meet a person who will repeatedly rape your children than meet someone who doesn't believe in an invisible being in the sky? That just sounds like bad parenting.Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostEasy - the one that follows the faith of Christ, as plainly expressed, in black and white, in the Holy Bible. Pretend you're a rock in the heavens and your name is Pluto and you want to be called a planet. Well, you have to meet certain requirements, right? You can pretend those requirements don't really count, and like Mr. Smyth explained you can pretend other requirements are more important. At the end of the day, however, either you qualify or you don't, depending on the requirements. Well, the Lord God Almighty wrote the requirements down. He preserved them for us humans in the pages of the King James Version Holy Bible. Others can pretend all they want, they can even tell themselves they believe it, but it doesn't matter to God who knows better.
I would offer you the same warning as well - you can convince yourself all you want that God isn't real and the Holy Bible is naught but a rich, historical, mythological narrative of the Jewish, and then Christian peoples, but God cares not for your rationalizations. You either fit the qualifications (Salvation), or you do not.
I understand for people like you, people without a moral code that transcends their own profit, all morals look the same. I understand that you would look at the Aztec religion and think of the hundreds of thousands of live sacrifices as being just another viable way to practice a personal religion. We know, however, that even something as simple sounding as honoring your mother and father is not universal, and how we honor them comes from how God changes our lives when we accept Christ into our hearts.
Then read the Bible, dear. You'll learn much you don't yet know.

You're a confirmed atheist. Do you realize atheists are less trustworthy than pedophiles? It's true. I would no more trust a pedophile to tell me he has a decent moral code than I would trust an atheist to say the same. Neither know the meanings of the words "decent" and "moral."
In fact, atheists are known to be more dangerous than muslims, feminists, and even sodomites.
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Re: What is it like to be an atheist?
Originally posted by AtheistAsshat View PostWhy? Where does it say so? He might as well be a black homosexual for all we know. Oh yeah, I guess you couldn't "love" him anymore without it being gay, huh...
Daniel 12:10 "Many shall be purified, and made white, and tried; but the wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but the wise shall understand."
Now you just run along and do wickedly and continue not understanding, like the Bible tells you to.

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Re: What is it like to be an atheist?
Muslims worship the moon god Allah. This is not God: it is one of the made up polytheistic deities from the Islamic mumbo jumbo religion.Originally posted by laurel View Postdo you have something against muslims? they worship the same god as you, after all. You're also saying that you would rather meet a person who will repeatedly rape your children than meet someone who doesn't believe in an invisible being in the sky? That just sounds like bad parenting.
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: What is it like to be an atheist?
Only a person who doesn't worship the real LORD is capable of raping children. Ever heard of the Catholic Church?Originally posted by laurel View Postdo you have something against muslims? they worship the same god as you, after all. You're also saying that you would rather meet a person who will repeatedly rape your children than meet someone who doesn't believe in an invisible being in the sky? That just sounds like bad parenting.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Re: What is it like to be an atheist?
No. Atheists are normal people, like you. We simply do not believe in your god. We do not have an empty part in our life, because we believe that there is nothing to fill. We believe that there is no god, in any way, shape or form. Some of us do drugs. Some Christians do drugs.Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: What is it like to be an atheist?
No (Psalm 14:1-4).Originally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View PostNo. Atheists are normal people,
Atheist scum is nothing like us. We go to Heaven, you are condemned to Hell.like you.
It's much more than that. You are miserable hateful beings who deny our Merciful Creator what he wants - veneration.We simply do not believe in your god.
In other words, you admit that talking to atheist about God is like talking to a blind guy about colors. You poor thing, you don't even know what you are missing... I'll pray for you.We do not have an empty part in our life, because we believe that there is nothing to fill.
True Christians™ don't do drugs.We believe that there is no god, in any way, shape or form. Some of us do drugs. Some Christians do drugs.
God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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Re: What is it like to be an atheist?
Nonsense. You atheists admit to this emptiness every time you find Jesus. Kirk Cameron tells us so. Say, why not join the church now, and save time? Here are some fabulous reasons to join today!Originally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View PostNo. Atheists are normal people, like you. We simply do not believe in your god. We do not have an empty part in our life, because we believe that there is nothing to fill. We believe that there is no god, in any way, shape or form. Some of us do drugs. Some Christians do drugs.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Re: What is it like to be an atheist?
Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostNonsense. You atheists admit to this emptiness every time you find Jesus. Kirk Cameron tells us so. Say, why not join the church now, and save time? Here are some fabulous reasons to join today!
Nonsense? I am a atheist because i believe in stuff that i can SEE and TOUCH in real life. I am NOT a scum, drugaddict, unemployed, alcoholaddict or whatever you think atheist people are, just a normal guy that plays football, golf and work as a CAD-constructor
1.How did Noah fit the millions and millions of species of animals on this planet into his ark? It doesn't take a mathematical genius to realize the physical impossibility of this.
2. Why do innocent children have to suffer with terminal diseases such as cancer? What part of 'God's plan' is this exactly?
3 God wants everyone to worship and follow him and, if they don't, they burn in hell for all eternity. What does this type of attitude say about his character? By definition, he would be described as a tyrant.
4. If every complex design requires a designer, who designed God, Gods God, and who is he?
5. Why did God create mankind at all if in Genesis God said he was sorry he created them?
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Re: What is it like to be an atheist?
Quite.Originally posted by Swedenpower! View PostNonsense?
Like love and hope and honor?Originally posted by Swedenpower! View PostI am a atheist because i believe in stuff that i can SEE and TOUCH in real life.
You're a liar, and your father is the father of lies (John 8:44). Why should I believe you about this?Originally posted by Swedenpower! View PostI am NOT a scum, drugaddict, unemployed, alcoholaddict or whatever you think atheist people are, just a normal guy that plays football, golf and work as a CAD-constructor
Do you know how many times Noah's Ark has been found? The details like how two to seven of each kind of animal (including those considered unclean by God, parasites, and dinosaurs) are fascinating details that are constantly being explored and understood. The important thing is, God so loved the world that He destroyed every trace of Sin so Noah and his family could start humanity all over again!Originally posted by Swedenpower! View Post1.How did Noah fit the millions and millions of species of animals on this planet into his ark? It doesn't take a mathematical genius to realize the physical impossibility of this.
Well if I knew, I would be God, wouldn't I? But I don't know, and therefore I am not God (Isaiah 55:8-9). I do know, however, that as a human my demanding to understand the complex mechanics of how tumors growing out of control, slowly killing the host body in a cruel and painful way, the slow and avoidable starvation of millions of children around the world, is as foolish as a dog demanding to know how the car engine works. The dog cannot comprehend this, but the dog can enjoy the ride.Originally posted by Swedenpower! View Post2. Why do innocent children have to suffer with terminal diseases such as cancer? What part of 'God's plan' is this exactly?
Well, what kind of love would it be if it were coerced? If I had owned a robot that was programmed to act like it loved me, it wouldn't mean anything to me.Originally posted by Swedenpower! View Post3 God wants everyone to worship and follow him and, if they don't, they burn in hell for all eternity. What does this type of attitude say about his character? By definition, he would be described as a tyrant.
Don't be silly. Not every complex design requires a designer. God doesn't require one, as He has always been (Genesis 1:1).Originally posted by Swedenpower! View Post4. If every complex design requires a designer, who designed God, Gods God, and who is he?
Remember the thing about choices? Mankind had made terrible choices such that the LORD was grieved. In love He called do-overs. He wrote the rules, He gets to call do-overs when He wants, you know. You might find God's answer to Job about this very thing helpful. He starts by saying "man up, whiner, and look at the facts..."Originally posted by Swedenpower! View Post5. Why did God create mankind at all if in Genesis God said he was sorry he created them?Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Re: What is it like to be an atheist?
Yes. When people hug or express emotions, I know that the emotions are real. When I see people crying, I can see sadness. Sadness is just a word for an emotion. The essence of sadness and happiness is something that I know to be true, because it has proved itself to me. If all happiness did was be mentioned in an old book, then I would have a lot more trouble believing in it, as opposed to when I feel it.Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View PostQuite.
Like love and hope and honor?
You're a liar, and your father is the father of lies (John 8:44). Why should I believe you about this?
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Jeez, thanks. My father believed in the truth, as I do. That is why we (Swedishpower1) and I are atheists. We are not deceived or deluded. We do not hate your god. We cannot find proof he exists. If he zapped himself in my room right now and told me off, then I would believe in him. However, the only proof of his existence is, when you think about it, an old book that anyone could have written.
Yes, because really, people back then NEVER had ANY kind of boat. The ark was the first EVER. TOTALLY.Do you know how many times Noah's Ark has been found? The details like how two to seven of each kind of animal (including those considered unclean by God, parasites, and dinosaurs) are fascinating details that are constantly being explored and understood. The important thing is, God so loved the world that He destroyed every trace of Sin so Noah and his family could start humanity all over again!
That is what you sound like.
What about all the animals? Quite apart from the fact that your god killed millions of innocent creatures, how on earth did they survive? Let's compare the ark to the Titanic.
Height:
Titanic: 175 feet
Ark: 45 feet
Length:
Titanic: 882 feet
Ark: 450 feet
Width:
Titanic: 92 feet
Ark: 75 feet
Made of:
Titanic: Steel
Ark: Wood
On board:
Titanic: 3,547 people and enough provisions for several weeks
Ark: Over 50,000 animals, 2,000,000 insects, 7 people, a 600-year-old man, and enough provisions for 1 year.
Time at sea:
Titanic: 5 days
Ark: 7 months
Why did your god not send a plague to wipe out humans only? What could the animals have eaten afterwards? All the plants would be dead. The fish would be, too.
So astute, comparing yourself to a dog. If Christianity is correct, than tumors and the slow, agonizing starving of millions of innocent children can be easily stopped by your god. What is saving some people to someone who made every single star (approx. 300,000,000,000 in our single galaxy, in case you were wondering) in ONE DAY?Well if I knew, I would be God, wouldn't I? But I don't know, and therefore I am not God (Isaiah 55:8-9). I do know, however, that as a human my demanding to understand the complex mechanics of how tumors growing out of control, slowly killing the host body in a cruel and painful way, the slow and avoidable starvation of millions of children around the world, is as foolish as a dog demanding to know how the car engine works. The dog cannot comprehend this, but the dog can enjoy the ride.
EXACTLY. The Christian god made humans to worship him. He did not people to want to think; people were punished for eating the fruit of knowledge. People were meant to be EXACTLY like the robots you mentioned: Unthinking, only able to praise you. How insecure is your god, anyway?Well, what kind of love would it be if it were coerced? If I had owned a robot that was programmed to act like it loved me, it wouldn't mean anything to me.
Is that not a contradiction in terms?Don't be silly. Not every complex design requires a designer. God doesn't require one, as He has always been (Genesis 1:1).
On THIS FORUM, Christians agree that if it were not created by their god, it cannot exist. If your god was always around, than he was not created by himself. Therefore, he cannot exist.
In love, he called do-overs? How is wiping out entire planets because they can think loving? That is worldly genocide.Remember the thing about choices? Mankind had made terrible choices such that the LORD was grieved. In love He called do-overs. He wrote the rules, He gets to call do-overs when He wants, you know. You might find God's answer to Job about this very thing helpful. He starts by saying "man up, whiner, and look at the facts..."Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: What is it like to be an atheist?
Sister Mary asked you specifically about honor, sweetie. Can you see/touch/smell/taste/hear it?Originally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View PostYes. When people hug or express emotions, I know that the emotions are real. When I see people crying, I can see sadness. Sadness is just a word for an emotion. The essence of sadness and happiness is something that I know to be true, because it has proved itself to me. If all happiness did was be mentioned in an old book, then I would have a lot more trouble believing in it, as opposed to when I feel it.
If you truly didn't hate God, you would have been agnostic. Agnostics are losers who have no faith whatsoever. Atheists are losers who believe (without any evidence) that God exists. From my point of view, the latter is pretty close to hating.Jeez, thanks. My father believed in the truth, as I do. That is why we (Swedishpower1) and I are atheists. We are not deceived or deluded. We do not hate your god. We cannot find proof he exists.
Yes, because really, people back then NEVER had ANY kind of boat. The ark was the first EVER. TOTALLY.
And you know that how...?
On Noah's Ark, obviously.What about all the animals? Quite apart from the fact that your god killed millions of innocent creatures, how on earth did they survive?
Why would you compare any boat to a piece of crap that sank on its maiden voyage?Let's compare the ark to the Titanic.
Because He didn't want to.Why did your god not send a plague to wipe out humans only?
Why would fish be dead, would the flood carry too much water for them?What could the animals have eaten afterwards? All the plants would be dead. The fish would be, too.
Sure. However, God knows why He's sending these kids to their death. Obviously, either they or their parents have done something to deserve God's hate.If Christianity is correct, than tumors and the slow, agonizing starving of millions of innocent children can be easily stopped by your god.
It's not the question of God being able to do so, it's the question of God wanting to do so.What is saving some people to someone who made every single star (approx. 300,000,000,000 in our single galaxy, in case you were wondering) in ONE DAY?
Of course.The Christian god made humans to worship him.
Yes.He did not people to want to think;
He is God. He does whatever He wants.people were punished for eating the fruit of knowledge. People were meant to be EXACTLY like the robots you mentioned: Unthinking, only able to praise you. How insecure is your god, anyway?
I love Him so much! Sometimes, I imagine Him like a scientist playing around with lab rats: I think He enjoys making us live in inhumane conditions and observing how we react (like in Job's story in the Bible).
Wrong. God created the world. God is not world. God existed before the world.Is that not a contradiction in terms?
On THIS FORUM, Christians agree that if it were not created by their god, it cannot exist. If your god was always around, than he was not created by himself. Therefore, he cannot exist.
So? Try reading the Bible, sometimes. The Noah's story is not the only story of God approved genocide (albeit it was unquestionably the one with the most victims). Genocide is the way of clearing up land for True Believers.In love, he called do-overs? How is wiping out entire planets because they can think loving? That is worldly genocide.
God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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Re: What is it like to be an atheist?
No.Originally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View PostYes.
You don't actually see or touch these emotions. You infer them.
Google "psychopathy."Originally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View PostWhen people hug or express emotions, I know that the emotions are real.
Liar.Originally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View PostJeez, thanks. My father believed in the truth, as I do.
Don't be silly. Atheists are deluded fools living in denial.Originally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View PostThat is why we (Swedishpower1) and I are atheists.
Knowing you, you'd check into a mental asylum.Originally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View PostIf he zapped himself in my room right now and told me off, then I would believe in him.
Do you really think that God, who had just created the right environmental conditions to flood the entire earth, keep one family of supercentenarians and a boat-load of animals alive, found Himself inexplicably stumped with the problem of feeding them, waste disposal, and keeping them from eating each other?Originally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View PostWhat about all the animals? Quite apart from the fact that your god killed millions of innocent creatures, how on earth did they survive?
AMEN! Here is your proof of God's Sovereignty: The experts can be wrong. Experts built the Titanic and it sunk. Amateurs built the Ark and it floated!Originally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View PostLet's compare the ark to the Titanic.
Height:
Titanic: 175 feet
Ark: 45 feet
Length:
Titanic: 882 feet
Ark: 450 feet
Width:
Titanic: 92 feet
Ark: 75 feet
Made of:
Titanic: Steel
Ark: Wood
On board:
Titanic: 3,547 people and enough provisions for several weeks
Ark: Over 50,000 animals, 2,000,000 insects, 7 people, a 600-year-old man, and enough provisions for 1 year.
Time at sea:
Titanic: 5 days
Ark: 7 months
Praise God!
God created an entire female human population from one rib. Why do you think the problem of plants would confound Him?Originally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View PostWhy did your god not send a plague to wipe out humans only? What could the animals have eaten afterwards? All the plants would be dead. The fish would be, too.
Obviously, God's Will.Originally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View PostWhat is saving some people to someone who made every single star (approx. 300,000,000,000 in our single galaxy, in case you were wondering) in ONE DAY?
Not insecure dear. Jealous (Exodus 20:5; Exodus 34:14; Deuteronomy 5:9; Joshua 24:19).Originally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View PostHow insecure is your god, anyway?
If you are going to argue against a Biblical point, at least get the point right.Originally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View PostIs that not a contradiction in terms?
On THIS FORUM, Christians agree that if it were not created by their god, it cannot exist. If your god was always around, than he was not created by himself. Therefore, he cannot exist.
In the same way cutting off an entire breast to prevent the cancer to spread to the rest of the body is loving. Sinners are cancer upon mankind. We're trying to show you the cure so you don't get sliced off and thrown into Hell for all eternity.Originally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View PostIn love, he called do-overs? How is wiping out entire planets because they can think loving? That is worldly genocide.Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Re: What is it like to be an atheist?
I'm fairly certain that's not how my life goes. But how would you know? Try going out into the real world for a change!Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View PostAverage day of an atheist:
9:22 a.m. Wake up feeling terrible, hungover from the previous night.
9:45 a.m. Stumble over empty vodka bottles on the way to the bathroom.
10:00 a.m. Stare into the mirror thinking about your sad, pointless life and your inevitable date with Satan.
10:05 a.m. Shave.
10:16 a.m. Wonder where your life went wrong-- "Oh yeah, that's right--- avoiding church and rebuking Almighty God is how I became a hopless wretch," you say to yourself.
11:05 a.m. Porn on computer.
1:36 p.m. Mailman arrives with Government handout check.
3:31 p.m. Call your drug dealer for more drugs to dull your pain.
4:02 p.m. Drug dealer arrives with illegal drug delivery and a complementary Obama campaign lapel pin.
4:22 p.m. Regular porn won't do it for you any more, so it's on to gay porn.
5:06 p.m. Call a guy offering sodomy for sale on Craigslist.
6:00 p.m. More drugs.
7:00 p.m. More porn.
8:33 p.m. Pledge allegiance to Obama.
9:10 p.m. Call another guy on Craigslist.
9:52 p.m. Drive to liquor store, guzzling liquor all the way home.
10:22 p.m. More drugs.
11:42 p.m. Pass out, drugged up and drunk on the floor of the bathroom.
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