[TheMike]

Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

Amen Brother BJ! We don't need no stinkin' carpet with a built-in compass to find our "rock". Jesus is BOTH our compass and our rock PRAISE!!!!

See, that's what's wrong with those sloppy lazy atheists today. "Ooh, I'll become a towelhead (or pretend to), and pray 2 times a day."

SLACKER!!

Where as EVEN WE know these sand dwellers have to pray:

• Fajr (Arab for hangover)
• Dhuhr (also know as "durr" )
• Asr (Arab for "I'm bladdy hungry")
• Maghrib (Arab for "I ate too much again")
• Isha'a (Arab for "I has the shits now")

All this is superstitious post-stolen 'tardness, but at least they do it FIVE TIMES A DAY.

OTOH, I think our OP may have won a free PS2 for being the 100,000.00th person to put a link to that Zeitgeist hogwash, AND THINKS HE WAS SOOOOOOO CLEVER.

Lord, these atheists piss me off.

How can people be so close minded and ignorant?

You mock another religion so hard, yet when Necro and I come along doing the same thing that you've just done.. We get shunned to hell for it

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over, expecting different results each time...

In your prayers you might mention this theory of insanity to God

M't:18:21: Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times?
M't:18:22: Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven.

Why do you accuse Christ of insanity?

[mynameisRETARDO]

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To assure that you get full credit for your donation in Heaven, giving to the Landover Baptist Church or forum thereof is not tax-deductible on earth and will secure you no worldly (ascertainable, material) gain. As Godly Christians, we intend to take over this country and do not constitute a charity. You agree that we make no representations to induce you to donate a love offering!

Money = Passage to Heaven?


You guys suck. You're in it for the money and for the domination of this country. You people are sick.

[Bobby-Joe]

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To assure that you get full credit for your donation in Heaven, giving to the Landover Baptist Church or forum thereof is not tax-deductible on earth and will secure you no worldly (ascertainable, material) gain. As Godly Christians, we intend to take over this country and do not constitute a charity. You agree that we make no representations to induce you to donate a love offering!

Money = Passage to Heaven?


You guys suck. You're in it for the money and for the domination of this country. You people are sick.

That is unfair, we are in it so Jesus dominates this country! When Jesus is happy, we are happy.

[TheMike]

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*Warning.. Language is a bit bad*
Just a warning, since I noticed you censored "piffle"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=j49P-gjJZRU

We're on a bullet and we're headed straight into God

[Talitha]

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*Warning.. Language is a bit bad*
Just a warning, since I noticed you censored "piffle"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=j49P-gjJZRU

We're on a bullet and we're headed straight into God

You sir have just received an Infraction for posting satanic filth

Marilyn Manson isn't even a proper woman. I suppose you are with one of those LGBT groups? All a bunch of Homers.

[TheMike]

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So now I get an infraction, PbN style, for posting Marilyn Manson?

How about a decent discussion instead of handing out worthless things that make no difference to me.

Ban me next. I dare you.

[Talitha]

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So now I get an infraction, PbN style, for posting Marilyn Manson?

How about a decent discussion instead of handing out worthless things that make no difference to me.

Ban me next. I dare you.

We want to offer you Salvation.
Why would I want to Ban you?

You can have a sensible discussion about Jesus whenever you wish, but just remember you are a guest in our home.

[TheMike]

Re: CHRISTIANITY IS A DEATH MACHINE

Offering me Salvation? What are the benefits of this Salvation?

How is it any better than me staying how I am?

[Talitha]

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Offering me Salvation? What are the benefits of this Salvation?

How is it any better than me staying how I am?

By staying as you are now you will just end up in the fiery Pits of Hell sucking on Satan's Tallywacker.
Now, if you accept our offer of SALVATION you can end up with Jesus in Heaven.
Why, if Pastor puts in a good word for me, I may even get there myself.

[TheMike]

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I don't believe in God or Satan though. So how can I end up in Hell?
I firmly believe that when I die I just seize to exist. Nothing more. Nothing less.

Right now, all the narrow minded talk going on here is just another reason to stay how I am. It bothers me to no end how hypocritical everyone has been so far.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I don't believe in God or Satan though. So how can I end up in Hell?
I firmly believe that when I die I just seize to exist. Nothing more. Nothing less.

Right now, all the narrow minded talk going on here is just another reason to stay how I am. It bothers me to no end how hypocritical everyone has been so far.

Well no one is forcing you to be here, nancyboy. Feel free to leave anytime you like. Did you notice the large banner that says "Unsaved = Unwelcome" at the top of the page? That means you.

On the other hand, I think deep inside you recognize that Jesus has called you here for a reason. Deep in your soul you KNOW that you are worthless scum, a perverted sinner who deserves to be tortured and killed in unspeakable ways, then sent down to an eternal lake of fire for more of the same....

Jesus is holding out His loving, blood-soaked hand to you, pal. Won't you accept Him as your personal Savior today?

[TheMike]

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Well no one is forcing you to be here, nancyboy. Feel free to leave anytime you like. Did you notice the large banner that says "Unsaved = Unwelcome" at the top of the page? That means you.

On the other hand, I think deep inside you recognize that Jesus has called you here for a reason. Deep in your soul you KNOW that you are worthless scum, a perverted sinner who deserves to be tortured and killed in unspeakable ways, then sent down to an eternal lake of fire for more of the same....

Jesus is holding out His loving, blood-soaked hand to you, pal. Won't you accept Him as your personal Savior today?

Jesus has called me here? I'm pretty sure it was Necro who called me here. He may as well be Jesus though.
How am I worthless scum and a perverted sinner? Do you know me? That has literally NOTHING to do with religion. Especially coming from someone with as much asshattery going on in their head as you do. If you want to be judgmental, I think you're a homosexual pedophile who appreciates women.

How about you guys get off God's metaphorical nuts for a second, look at life in a Marxist light and explain to me why being Saved has any real life benefits. What does the acceptance of God give me?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Pal, I have news for you: Karl Marx and John Lennon didn't temporarily die on the cross for our sins. Jesus did.

[TheMike]

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I could make the case that they did die on a cross in a metaphorical sense.