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  • #1501
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Mr Kotudetu, I beg your pardon! Have you no manners? Didn't your mother raise you not to speak that way in front of ladies?

    It is bad enough to show your bare behind on a public internet forum where children can see it, but to use foul language towards the beautiful Miss Johnson just goes to show how much of a queer you must be!

    Have you no shame?
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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    • #1502
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      Originally posted by Kotadiatu View Post
      Jobs was Buddhist you blind bitch.
      You will go to Hell for that. Ephesians 4:29. Psalm 34:13. Proverbs 15:4.

      Now apologize this instant.
      "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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      • #1503
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        I apologise for speaking English and showing my fucking sexy Nazi ass on the internet?

        No, I don't. Americans are just so ignorant. If I was to apologise I would be conforming, and with me being a non-conformist I just cannot do that.

        Enjoy!

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        • #1504
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by Kotadiatu View Post
          I apologise for speaking English and showing my piffleing sexy Nazi ass on the internet?

          No, I don't. Americans are just so ignorant. If I was to apologise I would be conforming, and with me being a non-conformist I just cannot do that.

          Enjoy!
          The other kids must think you are so edgy and cool. A true internet hero.

          I'm sure they'll rush to thank you when you have tempted them all into Hell!

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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • #1505
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Oh of course they will, especially considering both myself, and all of my friends are atheist regardless.

            And I don't mind burning in hell, at least I won't need to bring a sweater!

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            • #1506
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              The trouble is, friend, there are no atheists in Hell because they finally got that proof they'd always been demanding.

              Undeniable

              All-powerful

              Agonising

              Endless

              Proof

              Who says God doesn't have the last laugh!
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • #1507
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by Kotadiatu View Post
                Jobs was Buddhist you blind bitch.
                Okay first of all, you have just insulted my fiancee. We've been engaged for over 7 years now, and I can't just stand by and let you say things like that to her, so cut it out.

                Secondly, I'll have you know that there is no contradiction beween being a Christ-killing joo and a fat-chink-worshiping boodhist. Take a look at THIS abomnation. They call them "joo-boos."

                So you see Mr. Nazi queer scum, Jesus had extra reasons to send this one to hell.

                You'll be next unless you repent right now.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #1508
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Telling me to repent right now or get banned? Sounds like fascism to me. I should possibly repeat this one last time; Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Führer!

                  Though, I did not insult her at all in my own eyes. Bitch is a term used for a dog. Now I myself being the apparent Nazi seem to enjoy the companionship of dogs and find them as fantastic 'mates' (good ol aussie term for you there!).
                  Therefore if we analyse the message that I said earlier I obviously said the following:

                  Jobs was Buddhist you blind female dog companion that I do enjoy being around for the friendship and companionship.
                  Duh!

                  Also, Jobs was a white Caucasian male.. how does that at all make him a chink?
                  I would also like to mention the fact that Jobs was not actually fat, rather he worked out and maintained a healthy lifestyle. (common in the IT industry for.. 'comic-book guy' reasons)

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                  • #1509
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    You really aren't doing the cause of neo-Nazi cross dressing slutty homo web tough guy trolls any good at all with your hatemongering, you know!
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • #1510
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                      You really aren't doing the cause of neo-Nazi cross dressing slutty homo web tough guy trolls any good at all with your hatemongering, you know!
                      Are you sure about that? I feel I am doing a fantastic job of posting needlessly on the internet.

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                      • #1511
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Can't someone please replace that picture. I just vomited.
                        Matthew:
                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                        • #1512
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by Kotadiatu View Post
                          Also, Jobs was a white Caucasian male.. how does that at all make him a chink?
                          I would also like to mention the fact that Jobs was not actually fat, rather he worked out and maintained a healthy lifestyle. (common in the IT industry for.. 'comic-book guy' reasons)
                          The reference was to Jobs's false god, not to Jobs himself. Reading is fundamental.
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                          Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                          • #1513
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by Kotadiatu View Post
                            ...Now I myself being the apparent Nazi seem to enjoy the companionship of dogs and find them as fantastic 'mates'...
                            Those poor dogs. Bestiality is illegal in Australia, you sick piffle.

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                            • #1514
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                              It is bad enough to show your bare behind on a public internet forum where children can see it
                              Yes, Sister, and he wiped his bare beehind all over that pretty Flag in such a crazy pattern as to show he must have been on "speed."

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                              • #1515
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Woo woo! There will be celebrations in Oakland tonight!


                                Lots of malt liquor and gun fire.


                                Al Davis, owner of Oakland Raiders, dies at age 82



                                Welcome to hell, Al Davis!

                                Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                                Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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