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  • Jordan
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    • Mar 2009
    • 15

    #541
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    666 is the number of the beast. Atheists don't believe in the beast. You are the dumbest person I have ever seen.
    It's also a kickass song by Iron Maiden. Gods of metal.

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    • father Wilders
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      • Mar 2009
      • 9

      #542
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

      BibleThumpinBlonde !! you are not a woman or a retarded woman and needs a seat on that train yourself
      God is a fantasy, Jesus was Adolf Hitler alike, making lots of people following him by brainwash

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      • Bobby-Joe
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        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #543
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by father Wilders View Post
        BibleThumpinBlonde !! you are not a woman or a retarded woman and needs a seat on that train yourself
        And how would you know atheist? You think Jesus doesn't see you sitting around all day on the internet mocking Christians and looking at porn? No friend, there will be an accounting and Charles Darwin and your false monkey god can't protect you from that!

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • lollies
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          • Mar 2009
          • 9

          #544
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
          Sorry, Thumps, but that isn't me.
          God isnt racist ?
          isn't he ment to love everyone ?? who ever ?? what ever colour ??
          he loves EVERYONE even all us sinners

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          • Bobby-Joe
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            • Sep 2006
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            #545
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

            Originally posted by lollies View Post
            God isnt racist ?
            isn't he ment to love everyone ?? who ever ?? what ever colour ??
            he loves EVERYONE even all us sinners
            Is there not such a thing as Hell Lollies?

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
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              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #546
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by lollies View Post
              God isnt racist ?
              isn't he ment to love everyone ?? who ever ?? what ever colour ??
              he loves EVERYONE even all us sinners
              Where did you get that idea?

              Psalm 5:5: The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

              Romans 9:13: As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              • Nobar King
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                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #547
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Pity party Reality TV star Jade Goody dies.

                Goody, originally a dental nurse from Bermondsey, south London, was initially famous for showing poor general knowledge on Big Brother. She was later accused of being racist towards Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty during a celebrity version of the show.

                However, public opinion softened when the star became ill.

                Goody was open about wanting to exploit media interest in her battle with cancer.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • eliot mayfield
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                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9324

                  #548
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  So a stupid racist died? Good job Jesus!!!!
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22832

                    #549
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    Unsurprisingly, it seems to have gone unreported that Richard Aoki, charter member of Black Panthers recently bought a one-way ticket on the Hell Train. His obituary reads,
                    Aoki spent another 25 years as a counselor, instructor and administrator in the Peralta College system. He is remembered by friends, colleagues and family members not only as a dedicated and principled political activist — especially someone who linked the struggles of all ethnic minorities and marginalized people — but as a devoted son and caring friend.
                    which, in translation, should read, “Supplied guns to uppity nigras.”

                    I am particularly delighted with this demise of a Black Panther as I gave regularly to the cause until Nephew Zebulun explained that it was not a wild-life organization.
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                    • SUV
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                      • Sep 2006
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                      #550
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      I Certainly Hope that Forrest Gump won't spoil his "Black Panther Party" - in HELL!


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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
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                        • Sep 2006
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                        #551
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Originally posted by SUV View Post
                        I Certainly Hope that Forrest Gump won't spoil his "Black Panther Party" - in HELL!


                        Am I missing something? He doesn't look like a negro to me, but rather a gook...?
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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
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                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22832

                          #552
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                          Am I missing something? He doesn't look like a negro to me, but rather a gook...?
                          I can only assume that he was a gook with a white lieberal guilt complex, but gook he was.
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
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                            • Sep 2006
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                            #553
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Nicholas Hughes, evil-utionary biologist and son of that patron saint of the emos, Sylvia Plath, has followed in his mother's footsteps and killed himself. Story here.
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #554
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                              Nicholas Hughes, evil-utionary biologist and son of that patron saint of the emos, Sylvia Plath, has followed in his mother's footsteps and killed himself. Story here.
                              That story reads like the Omen Trilogy.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                Senior Pastor
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                                • Sep 2006
                                • 10639

                                #555
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Another uppity Negro who demanded special privileges has been dragged down to hell. Let's see whether the devil will give him a medal.

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