[BelieverInGod]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

As he was OBVIOUSLY a homer (I mean COME ON, look at the PICTURE!), I'm pretty shocked that God let him live as long as he did! Disgusting!

Doesn't AIDS cause Pneumonia? I wonder

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Jesus is preparing a place for THIS old coon.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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How do you say, "Tickets, please" in African?

[Brother Harold Porter]

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The Man who sent millions women to HELL dies.

Jack Lalanne - Dead at 96

Jack Lalanne was responsible for starring in many women's sexshual fantasies back in the 50's, 60's and 70's. He ruined many marriages by telling them to exercise and jiggle their bodies in a sinful manner.

Jack Lalanne will join all the ladies who are now burning in HELL for mentally fornicating with him.

Enjoy HELL Jack!

Thanks be to God for the demise of this foul degenerate!

I would watch his program, and then do the jumping jacks he recommended, naked in my bedroom in front of my mirror.

I quickly coveted my self and the results were catastrophic. A serious masturbationary habit that of course, unchecked, led to my twenty years of miserable defilement as an insatiable bottom-queen sodomite.

May he roast on a spit in Hell.

[HTannor]

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Thanks be to God for the demise of this foul degenerate!

I would watch his program, and then do the jumping jacks he recommended, naked in my bedroom in front of my mirror.

I quickly coveted my self and the results were catastrophic. A serious masturbationary habit that of course, unchecked, led to my twenty years of miserable defilement as an insatiable bottom-queen sodomite.

May he roast on a spit in Hell.

Self-confessional stories such as yours, Brother Harold, are exactly the reason I have devoted my life to being a True Christian™.

It is very touching to have you bare your filthy, vile, queerful past. Your weirdness must have disgusted all those around you.

While I, myself, avoided the sickness of pole smoking, in my deranged youth I actually took the Lord's name in vain one time and had my mouth washed out with soap. It was awful and I spent many weeping evenings atoning for my sin.

You don't have to pity me, Brother Harold, I paid for my transgression.

But, oh, boy, your were a sicko.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Is the next stop for HELL Train for Zsa Zsa?

It looks like a casset company is offering her and her demonic hubby, Prince Von ahole, a gold plated casket

Zsa Zsa -- Solid Gold Offer From the Grave

2/1/2011 12:40 AM PST by TMZ Staff
What does Zsa Zsa Gabor get for surviving blood clots and an amputation? A high-end funeral company is sending her a free gold-plated casket -- WORTH $40,000!!!!



TMZ obtained a letter sent from a company called The Golden Casket which was sent to Zsa Zsa last Friday. The letter states, "We would like to honor Zsa Zsa Gabor by providing an exquisite, handcrafted, pure 24k gold casket."

It's unclear if the company knows double Z is not yet casket-ready ... but the letter continues, "We believe Zsa Zsa would want to be forever remembered as she has always been in life -- beautiful, elegant, uncompromising and completely original."

Zsa Zsa's husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, tells us he is "going to take the casket and have the gold melted to get a nice ring out of it.

http://www.tmz.com/page/2/

TOOT TOOOOT!

CHOOO Chugga-lugga

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Exciting times here!


Every time I check this thread I wonder if it will be Charlie Sheen, Elizabeth Taylor or Zsa Zsa Gabor!!

Maybe Prince Von A-dolt will surprise us with a murder/suicide?

Maybe Charlie Sheen and Elizabeth will relapse together and OD on an 8 ball?

[SUV]

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Is the next stop for HELL Train for Zsa Zsa?

It looks like a casset company is offering her and her demonic hubby, Prince Von ahole, a gold plated casket

TOOT TOOOOT!

CHOOO Chugga-lugga

Hey! Whoa! This is nearly Good as the purple-eyed whore, Lizzie Tish Taylor!

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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{well, I guess Charlie couldn't OD on just one 8 ball, it would probably take at least half a dozen . . . }

[MitzaLizalor]

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Maria Schneider "Last Tango In Paris"

now she can
try doing the watusi in Hell

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Maria Schneider "Last Tango In Paris"

now she can
try doing the watusi in Hell

Oh sucks!

I guess all demonized whore look a like. At first glance I thought she was Linda Blair. Say, maybe she'll be next!






WHOOOOT WHOOOOOOT

Chooo Chugga lugga!

NEXT STOP - ELZABETH the purpele-eyed whore TAYLOR

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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This should lighten the mood:

looks like Zsa Zsa did not get enough of her leg whacked off. the stump is infected.

She may have had a stroke too.


Did I mention she is vomiting blood?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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This should lighten the mood:

looks like Zsa Zsa did not get enough of her leg whacked off. the stump is infected.

She may have had a stroke too.


Did I mention she is vomiting blood?

Christ's love knows no bounds.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Indeed.

Satan might have to personally oversee her torments. She might not notice the difference when she dies, otherwise.


By the way, is Charlie Sheen still clinging to life?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Indeed.

Satan might have to personally oversee her torments. She might not notice the difference when she dies, otherwise.


By the way, is Charlie Sheen still clinging to life?

Didn't he just set some world record for cocaine consumption?