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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #1276
    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!



    You know, for years after she appeared in the catlickin' Exorcist, people would remark on my resemblance to her.

    Now that I've been $avED I look entirely different

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    • Benedict A. Davis
      Winning Souls in his Winnebago
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 3900

      #1277
      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

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      Sorry, just a tease of things to come!

      Honestly, only Satan could be keeping her going.
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      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708

        #1278
        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

        Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
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        Sorry, just a tease of things to come!

        Honestly, only Satan could be keeping her going.
        SHOUT GLOR......

        Oh shoot, she isn't dead yet.
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        • Oakland "Reb" Griner
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 2241

          #1279
          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

          What is the point of dolling up a cadaver to look like the whore of Babylon?
          Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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          • SUV
            True Christian™ Princess
            The Driving Force behind RA12
            Have at it, anytime!
            • Sep 2006
            • 11027

            #1280
            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!


            Only way this could look worse is if the big, red snout was smiling - Taunting Good Christians with the joo Star of Satan around her neck!

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            • Capt. Aaron Portway
              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
              Salvation from Above
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              True Christian™
              • Sep 2008
              • 6309

              #1281
              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

              Originally posted by SUV View Post

              Only way this could look worse is if the big, red snout was smiling - Taunting Good Christians with the joo Star of Satan around her neck!
              Speaking of Charlie Sheen, is that that whore Heidi Fleiss pushing Liz "The Crypt Keeper" Taylor around?!?! Whores of a feather flock together I guess!
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              • HTannor
                America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 2612

                #1282
                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                Originally posted by SUV View Post



                What a waste of a perfectly good pair of cowboy boots.

                When she croaks we can only hope some underpaid morgue attendant can get some use out of them.




                While on the subject of harlotry, is there any word yet on Zsa Zsa's agonizingly slow slide to the pit of fire?
                The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

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                • Gabriel Reproba
                  Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                  The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2479

                  #1283
                  Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                  Kick the tires and light some fires! Another rock and roll demon has gone to meet his overlord:

                  The renowned rock guitarist Gary Moore has died in a hotel room in Spain at the age of 58.


                  The renowned rock guitarist Gary Moore has died in a hotel room in Spain.
                  Moore, 58, originally from Belfast, was a former member of the legendary Irish group Thin Lizzy.


                  Adam Parsons, manager of the current Thin Lizzy line-up, told the BBC was found early on Sunday. Moore was originally drafted into Thin Lizzy by its late frontman Phil Lynott. He later gained acclaim for his solo work and was a former member of the Irish group Skid Row.


                  The Northern Ireland guitarist was only 16 when he moved from Belfast to Dublin in 1969, to join Skid Row, which featured Lynott as lead vocalist.
                  He was later brought into Thin Lizzy by Lynott to replace the departing Eric Bell, another guitarist from Northern Ireland. Mr Bell told the BBC on Sunday he was still "in shock" at Moore's death while on holiday in the Costa del Sol.


                  "I still can't believe it," he said. "He was so robust, he wasn't a rock casualty, he was a healthy guy."
                  Catch that cognitive dissonance at the end? How can you be "healthy" and practice the cult of rock-n-roll at the same time? What a shining example of denial!
                  Yours In Christ,

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                  • Metafool
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 24

                    #1284
                    Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                    ALL ABOARD THE HELL TRAIN!!

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                    • SUV
                      True Christian™ Princess
                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                      Have at it, anytime!
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 11027

                      #1285
                      Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                      Now just what the HELL is all this, sinner?

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #1286
                        Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                        Metatron, I shall have to ask you not to post any more pictures from your high-school yearbook.
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                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15708

                          #1287
                          Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                          Elizabeth the-purple-eyed whore is about to have her ticked punched


                          Elizabeth Taylor, 78, is being treated at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles after suffering symptons from congestive heart failure earlier this week.

                          Taylor's publicist says, "Her family and close friends are appreciative of the warm support and interest of her loyal fans but have asked that people respect her privacy and allow her medical team the time and space to focus on restoring her back to health."

                          The style icon underwent surgery for her heart condition in 2009, and she frequently updated her fans via Twitter about her condition. So far, the two-time Academy Award winner hasn't posted anything about her current trip to the hospital.

                          "The (health) issue is being addressed," her publicist's statement continues. "She is currently being kept in the hospital for monitoring."

                          In a recent Harper's Bazaar interview with super-fan Kim Kardashian, Taylor opened up about her many husbands, jewels and philanthropic work.

                          "I never planned to acquire a lot of jewels or a lot of husbands," Taylor told the 30-year-old Kardashian sister. "For me, life happened, just as it does for anyone else. I have been supremely lucky in my life in that I have known great love, and of course I am the temporary custodian of some incredible and beautiful things. But I have never felt more alive than when I watched my children delight in something, never more alive than when I have watched a great artist perform, and never richer than when I have scored a big check to fight AIDS."
                          WUUUUOOOOOT!

                          ALL ABOARD!
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                          • Benedict A. Davis
                            Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 3900

                            #1288
                            Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                            Elizabeth the-purple-eyed whore is about to have her ticked punched



                            WUUUUOOOOOT!

                            ALL ABOARD!
                            I never planned to acquire a lot of jewels or a lot of husbands," Taylor told the 30-year-old Kardashian sister. "For me, life happened, just as it does for anyone else. I have been supremely lucky in my life in that I have known great love, and of course I am the temporary custodian of some incredible and beautiful things. But I have never felt more alive than when I watched my children delight in something, never more alive than when I have watched a great artist perform, and never richer than when I have scored a big check to fight AIDS."

                            Please note she never says anything about using her money to cure those homer degenerates with the aids that she says she so cares about, does she.
                            Do you think silicone will be explosively combustible or just burn slowly for a long, long time...... say an eternity!
                            sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                            • Rebuko the Clown
                              The Friendliest Clown in Town™
                              Proud recovering ex-alcoholic, ex-addict, and ex-convict
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 197

                              #1289
                              Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                              Maria Schneider "Last Tango In Paris"
                              now she can
                              try doing the watusi in
                              Hell
                              I haven't been able to eat butter since I saw that film.


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                              • Levi Jones
                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                 
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 13930

                                #1290
                                Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

                                Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                Elizabeth the-purple-eyed whore is about to have her ticked punched



                                WUUUUOOOOOT!

                                ALL ABOARD!
                                Could it finally happen?!! Jesus has been teasing us for years with tales of her imminent death.
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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